I don't know who else that I'd invite but I do know this, Doug Bulna would be at the end of the line to visit the buffet table, right behind my Dog. Good thing for Dougie that she's a Yorkie and doesn't eat much.
Well now, I believe I could be decent to him; after all, getting along with thoroughly unpleasant people is one of my talents, my skills, in real life, as anyone who knows me in real life will enthusiastically affirm.
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I imagine I could feed the brain-damaged primitive pretty well, although I wouldn't lay out my best china, silver, and linen for him and the other guests, just the second-best, the antiquities inherited from the grandparents instead of the great-grandparents.
But for the chitchattery and all that, I'd have to have others there too, to carry that end of the load, and they'd have to be primitives, because walrus-face doesn't get along with anybody but other primitives.