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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1125 on: November 15, 2013, 06:55:54 PM »
Any sightings of the Great Walrus?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1126 on: November 16, 2013, 02:22:56 AM »

It's a bad idea to take advice from a fool.
Especially one with a perpetually gaping mouth.



That's the talent that his husband most admired about him.

I wonder if he still feels the same way after his heart attack when the first thing calpig did in lieu of calling EMS was to get on DU and announce that he was knocking on deaths door?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1127 on: November 16, 2013, 05:23:28 AM »
I wonder if there are any cigar stores around that still have a wooden Indian out front.

They used to be nearly as common as barber poles.

There's an awesome breakfast place called Parker's Maple Barn in Mason, NH that has one in its lobby.   My GF's kids like it because every time we go there I say "Mornin' Tecumsah" and give him an atta boy on the shoulder.

They get a kick out of that.



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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1128 on: November 16, 2013, 05:24:01 AM »
Any sightings of the Great Walrus?

Nope.  He's up to something he doesn't want us to know about.

As I said, Skins's island leaks like a sieve.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1129 on: November 16, 2013, 05:40:13 AM »
Nope.  He's up to something he doesn't want us to know about.

As I said, Skins's island leaks like a sieve.

I'm sure whatever he's up to will go as well as the "Great Remote Control Heist."
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1130 on: November 16, 2013, 08:42:23 AM »
This thread has now passed 40,000 views, the most viewed thread of all time (the rules, thus permanently at the top) has about 45,000...looks like our good friend could become the most viewed man on the site - true immortality.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1131 on: November 16, 2013, 08:49:32 AM »
Any sightings of the Great Walrus?

I thought I saw him on TV. Then I realized I was watching Mythbusters.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1132 on: November 16, 2013, 08:52:26 AM »
I thought I saw him on TV. Then I realized I was watching Mythbusters.

The thought of Doug Bulna with a beret is as bad as Socialist Steve Dawes wearing a naval officers cap with a US Army Class A uniform with a CIB.
Come to think of it, unions do create jobs. Companies have to hire two workers to do the work of one.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1133 on: November 16, 2013, 08:59:29 AM »
This thread has now passed 40,000 views, the most viewed thread of all time (the rules, thus permanently at the top) has about 45,000...looks like our good friend could become the most viewed man on the site - true immortality.

Wow, that would be better than Christmas for the bashful walrus!



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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1134 on: November 16, 2013, 12:17:17 PM »
I wonder if he still feels the same way after his heart attack when the first thing calpig did in lieu of calling EMS was to get on DU and announce that he was knocking on deaths door?

But Mr. CalPig's heart attack was an ordeal that was worth the pain.

As he lay on the floor gasping for breath, the CalPig found inspiration.

The result was her immortal DUmp masterpiece "Blink, Blink, Blink, Blink" :

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Paramedic red
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heart attacking
or stroking
out

Red lights
blink blink blink blink
shiny truck gleaming

run to the bedside
asystole on the monitor
quick with the crash cart
start CPR
where’s respiratory

I need help in here

oh god don’t let him die

don’t let me **** up
no time to think

where’s the back board
flatten the bed
open the airway
oh thank god there’s respiratory
at last
and the ER doc

OK
saved the life
time to mop up
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document document document

paramedic red
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1135 on: November 16, 2013, 02:29:47 PM »
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CaliforniaPeggy  (1000+ posts)        Wed Jan-27-10 02:17 AM
Original message
Newest Poem: Intensive Care
 
Paramedic red
battering at the night

someone’s bleeding
heart attacking
or stroking
out

Red lights
blink blink blink blink
shiny truck gleaming

run to the bedside
asystole on the monitor
quick with the crash cart
start CPR
where’s respiratory

I need help in here

oh god don’t let him die

don’t let me **** up
no time to think

where’s the back board
flatten the bed
open the airway
oh thank god there’s respiratory
at last
and the ER doc

OK
saved the life
time to mop up
get the chart

document document document

paramedic red
took me
back
tonight

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1136 on: November 16, 2013, 03:03:31 PM »
Ralph clued me in on how to properly insert images.

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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1137 on: November 17, 2013, 07:27:13 AM »
Still rooting around, looking for Doug.
I did find this ---> http://www.democraticunderground.com/1093654 from last June.
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Building a soda bottle garden
He probably pilfered the bottles from the employee break room refrigerator.
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1138 on: November 17, 2013, 08:38:14 AM »
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI-tkIXqHBw[/youtube]

I am the WALRUS!!!!!
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1139 on: November 17, 2013, 11:20:56 AM »
Still rooting around, looking for Doug.
I did find this ---> http://www.democraticunderground.com/1093654 from last June.He probably pilfered the bottles from the employee break room refrigerator.

First I have to say I book marked this novel way to grow plants an if it does indeed work as the DIY man says, then I wonder how he came up with the idea.  I wonder how this will work with small bottles of  say 16 once bottles of soda in a kitchen window facing south in the winter.

I have a gardening black thumb, only time I plant anything that comes up as expected is by accident. I have tried to plant herbs in the past and could not get anything to grow except chives.

Now to Dutch and the Walrus tune,   every time I hear this tune for the last 30+ years I have tried to decode what the song is about. Is it the Walrus feeds on baby clams ????   The egg man sells unborn eggs, of the chicken, could this tune be about pedophilia in some odd way ????

Heard an odd story about dance music back in the early 80's that some bands incorporate the beat of their recordings into the beat of the human heart having sex.     What was that song men put on  when they wished to incite a woman into sex------- Revells  something that started slow and climaxed in a frenzy. 

Subliminal messages we get every day from ads and music.  One new Years Eve we were at  dance club and that Crow Singer was put on by the DJ's.   Half the club got up to dance and I wondered why none had listened to the lyrics, they half or full stoned were moving to the beat not understanding they were dancing to a Lesbo song, but I am sure some of the message got though to some of the people.

Now to Skul, One is not pilfering or stealing what has been thrown out or discarded.    My work allowed an employee to go through their garbage and take the redeemable cans and bottles for them to profit on it.  Along comes others that got to the trash ahead of the employee and collect them for themselves. 

Darn one would think there was a claim jumper in the mix.  Just 20 soda cans was worth a Dollar,   wow what a ruckus.  all this saved the company from the weight charge to cart off the rubbish and the company just allowed their employees to work it out themselves.





 
 

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1140 on: November 17, 2013, 11:28:56 AM »
We're talking Doug Bulna here, Vesta.
One that has freely admitted to pilfering and hiding other peoples property.
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1141 on: November 18, 2013, 05:05:25 AM »
We're talking Doug Bulna here, Vesta.
One that has freely admitted to pilfering and hiding other peoples property.

Exactly.

Just trying to keep this on the first page, that's all.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1142 on: November 18, 2013, 01:33:50 PM »
Exactly.

Just trying to keep this on the first page, that's all.

What a pity (for Douggie) that threads can't be hidden up in the rafters...

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1143 on: November 18, 2013, 02:13:01 PM »
Do your think that his former employer took out the cost of a universal remote out of Doug Bulna's last check?

I know I would.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1144 on: November 18, 2013, 02:15:40 PM »
This thread has some associated bonuses. One is that other DUmmies won't learn from Doug's failures, no matter how much publicity Doug gets.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1145 on: November 18, 2013, 02:34:47 PM »
What was DainBramaged thinking? The remote could change the channel to CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, NBC, Current TV, etc. and he was worried about FOX News Channel. Talk about petty and narrow minded! Typical of leftists. :mental:

Well we are talkin' about a brain damaged leftist! The guy couldn't find his as with BOTH hands!
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1146 on: November 19, 2013, 12:50:41 PM »
So any news on Mr. Brain Damaged?

I ask because I care. I care that this thread beats the Rules thread count.
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When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1147 on: November 19, 2013, 12:54:38 PM »
So any news on Mr. Brain Damaged?

I ask because I care. I care that this thread beats the Rules thread count.
I was visiting the DUmp earlier. No sign of the walrus.
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1148 on: November 20, 2013, 12:35:37 PM »
I'm thinking we should have a lottery on how long it takes for Walrus face to show up at the DUmp after Thanksgiving.
Then-Chief Justice John Marshall observed, “Between a balanced republic and a democracy, the difference is like that between order and chaos.”

John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1149 on: November 20, 2013, 12:37:15 PM »
I'm thinking we should have a lottery on how long it takes for Walrus face to show up at the DUmp after Thanksgiving.

I see him showing up after the new year begins. Probably around Valentines Day.
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.