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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1075 on: November 01, 2013, 02:43:01 PM »
What is the good staff of Gearhart Chevrolet Feeling about a Doug Bulna free workplace?

A) Looking forward to go to work everyday.
B) Super happy to go to work everyday.
C) Ecstatic to go to work everyday.
D) All of the above.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1076 on: November 01, 2013, 02:51:38 PM »
What is the good staff of Gearhart Chevrolet Feeling about a Doug Bulna free workplace?

A) Looking forward to go to work everyday.
B) Super happy to go to work everyday.
C) Ecstatic to go to work everyday.
D) All of the above.

Well, one thing's for sure.

At least the male employees can use the men's room before noon now.

Walrus-face used to sit on the commode on company time--rather than doing that personal business at home, on his own time--stinking it up pretty good, rendering it unusable for others for some hours.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1077 on: November 01, 2013, 03:14:34 PM »
What is the good staff of Gearhart Chevrolet Feeling about a Doug Bulna free workplace?

A) Looking forward to go to work everyday.
B) Super happy to go to work everyday.
C) Ecstatic to go to work everyday.
D) All of the above.


Must be all of the above. I wonder what his colleagues thought of him.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1078 on: November 01, 2013, 06:43:52 PM »
I know I have been slacking these last twenty pages or so- but I really really want to see this get to 100 pages.

So- STOP ****ING OFF!

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1079 on: November 01, 2013, 06:55:16 PM »


Don't want this to get towed to the Short Bus. :whistling:
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1080 on: November 01, 2013, 09:04:40 PM »
Don't want this to get towed to the Short Bus. :whistling:

Here, these dougies should make it safe for work:


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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1081 on: November 01, 2013, 09:58:26 PM »
Here, these dougies should make it safe for work:



OH!!!   Now that's just plain mean.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1082 on: November 01, 2013, 10:00:56 PM »
^Such beauty, blighted.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1083 on: November 01, 2013, 10:18:31 PM »
Doug should be thanking me.  That's probably the closest he's been to a breast in many years.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1084 on: November 02, 2013, 05:37:00 AM »
Doug should be thanking me.  That's probably the closest he's been to a breast in many years.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1085 on: November 02, 2013, 10:07:36 PM »
I will never understand how anyone can allow themselves to look like Doug.

A little soap, a razor, and a haircut, and he could pass for a normal person.

Of course he'd still be an obnoxious lunatic, but his appearance could be normal.

As it is, his appearance is as offensive as his personality, and that has to make his life more difficult than it need be.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1086 on: November 03, 2013, 10:13:02 AM »
Yoo Hoo. Can dougie come out and play?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1087 on: November 03, 2013, 10:21:35 AM »
I will never understand how anyone can allow themselves to look like Doug.

A little soap, a razor, and a haircut, and he could pass for a normal person.

Of course he'd still be an obnoxious lunatic, but his appearance could be normal.

As it is, his appearance is as offensive as his personality, and that has to make his life more difficult than it need be.

You know, I wonder if the matter of his personal appearance was ever an issue at work.

I mean, it's a car dealership, and looks to be a pretty impressive one.

If I were the owner of such a business, even if an employee had nothing to do with selling cars, I'd still demand that he look and act like someone somebody'd buy a used car from.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1088 on: November 04, 2013, 04:01:19 AM »
You know, I wonder if the matter of his personal appearance was ever an issue at work.

I mean, it's a car dealership, and looks to be a pretty impressive one.

If I were the owner of such a business, even if an employee had nothing to do with selling cars, I'd still demand that he look and act like someone somebody'd buy a used car from.

Maybe he felt that he would buy a used car from someone who looked like him.  (Problem is, no one else would.)
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1089 on: November 04, 2013, 06:15:57 AM »
You know, I wonder if the matter of his personal appearance was ever an issue at work.

I mean, it's a car dealership, and looks to be a pretty impressive one.

If I were the owner of such a business, even if an employee had nothing to do with selling cars, I'd still demand that he look and act like someone somebody'd buy a used car from.

Beyond how that office had to smell between the various half empty junk food containers and his little vermin friend crapping all over the place. 
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1090 on: November 05, 2013, 12:22:25 PM »
Doug Bulna, probable former employee of Gearhart Chevrolet, hasn't been seen today.
Perhaps the DUmp has fired his fat ass, too.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1091 on: November 06, 2013, 06:55:47 PM »
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I will never understand how anyone can allow themselves to look like Doug.

A little soap, a razor, and a haircut, and he could pass for a normal person.

That applies in spades to the Bellevue fat guy.

Shaving off that absurd neck beard, getting a nice tapered haircut with white sidewalls, cleaning up, and dressing neat would make his life so much easier.

Sloppy fat guys can make themselves look sort of presentable.

The late Jackie Gleason, Gov. Chris Christie...well, I can't think of others, but they're out there, make an effort to look reasonably normal and are rewarded.

There's no excuse for looking like Steve Dawes or Doug Bulna.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1092 on: November 07, 2013, 09:41:24 AM »
I will never understand how anyone can allow themselves to look like Doug.

A little soap, a razor, and a haircut, and he could pass for a normal person.

Of course he'd still be an obnoxious lunatic, but his appearance could be normal.

As it is, his appearance is as offensive as his personality, and that has to make his life more difficult than it need be.

IMO, it is the inherent laziness of the DUchebags.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air
« Reply #1093 on: November 07, 2013, 11:48:11 AM »
What's the use, DainBramaged?  The word is getting out about Barry Funemployment Manchild O'Threeputt no matter what you do to try and hide it.

Hey DainBramaged, if you like your plan, you can keep your plan.   :rotf:  Idiot.

Stupid, stupid democrats fell for that one, big time.  

My God, those people are stupid.

They're not only stupid but also criminally insane.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1094 on: November 07, 2013, 11:51:09 AM »
What's the use, DainBramaged?  The word is getting out about Barry Funemployment Manchild O'Threeputt no matter what you do to try and hide it.

Hey DainBramaged, if you like your plan, you can keep your plan.   :rotf:  Idiot.

Stupid, stupid democrats fell for that one, big time. 

My God, those people are stupid.


They are nuts and dangerous!  :mental:
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1095 on: November 08, 2013, 01:03:01 PM »
Was the remote that Doug Bulna hid ever found?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1096 on: November 08, 2013, 01:07:59 PM »
Was the remote that Doug Bulna hid ever found?

I think someone should stop by his former employer to ask.  Or someone should call to see if they have Prince Albert in a can.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1097 on: November 08, 2013, 02:27:32 PM »
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Or someone should call to see if they have Prince Albert in a can.

No, but they have Doug Bulna on ice.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1098 on: November 08, 2013, 03:18:06 PM »
No, but they have Doug Bulna on ice.

You know, this whole thing is ridiculous, and there's only one person on whom it can be blamed.

If the brain-damaged primitive had shown up on Skins's island the day after Labor Day and explained things to the primitives, also apologizing to them for always having been such a rectal aperture, this whole thing would've been long ago dead and buried.

That's all he had to do, and several weeks ago we all would've moved on.

That this continues to drag on is his own damned fault.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1099 on: November 08, 2013, 03:22:11 PM »
I know I have been slacking these last twenty pages or so- but I really really want to see this get to 100 pages.

My settings are to show 25 responses per page, so I'm only on page 44 as of now.  But I still want to see this get to 100 pages, or 2500 posts.  :-)
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