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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1025 on: October 15, 2013, 12:31:20 AM »
I think wallduded should be replaced...Doug's earned it.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1026 on: October 15, 2013, 03:01:42 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on October 15, 2013, 12:31:20 AM
I think wallduded should be replaced...Doug's earned it.

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Dougduded?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1027 on: October 15, 2013, 03:54:04 AM »
Quote from: delilahmused on October 15, 2013, 12:31:20 AM
I think wallduded should be replaced...Doug's earned it.

Cindie

Someone does something that in their mind is so small and trivial and yet turns out to be a major pooch screwing, deserves to be recognized. Walldude is such a case. It may be his only accomplishment in his pitiful little life but it is his claim to fame. We shouldn't deny him his accolades.

There are plenty of boasts over the years where some drek DUmmy will post a bouncy of how they changed the channel from Faux news to PMSNBC at the auto repair, Dr. office, diner/pub or any place with a TV. We could honor Doug Bulna by calling these acts Dougied, as in he Dougied the TV at Faux News studio.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1028 on: October 16, 2013, 01:02:03 AM »
Walldude is, I think, the only lunatic whose name has become a verb.

The honor is forever his.

He carved it in stone when he returned to the DUmp to describe his self-inflicted catastrophe.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1029 on: October 16, 2013, 07:57:57 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on October 15, 2013, 03:54:04 AM
There are plenty of boasts over the years where some drek DUmmy will post a bouncy of how they changed the channel from Faux news to PMSNBC at the auto repair, Dr. office, diner/pub or any place with a TV. We could honor Doug Bulna by calling these acts Dougied, as in he Dougied the TV at Faux News studio.

I agree; leave "walldude" alone, and apply something pertaining to the brain-damaged primitive when describing a primitive changing television channels.

But not "doing a Dougie," please; something better.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1030 on: October 16, 2013, 08:12:15 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 16, 2013, 07:57:57 AM
I agree; leave "walldude" alone, and apply something pertaining to the brain-damaged primitive when describing a primitive changing television channels.

But not "doing a Dougie," please; something better.

You're right. Let's save that term for a #2.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1031 on: October 16, 2013, 08:41:54 AM »
Quote from: Tucker on October 16, 2013, 08:12:15 AM
You're right. Let's save that term for a #2.

"Being a Bulna," while not great, is better.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1032 on: October 16, 2013, 11:25:45 AM »
Quote from: franksolich on October 16, 2013, 08:41:54 AM
"Being a Bulna," while not great, is better.

That's a bunch of Bulnaschit.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1033 on: October 16, 2013, 11:31:34 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on October 16, 2013, 11:25:45 AM
That's a bunch of Bulnaschit.   :pokingpoop:
heh.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1034 on: October 16, 2013, 04:24:12 PM »
Is Obama in the running for DOTY?......well, he should be. He has everything, stupidity, left leaning to the point of laying down and sometimes his comic stupidity is only upstaged by Joe Biden.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1035 on: October 16, 2013, 08:32:47 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on October 16, 2013, 04:24:12 PM
Is Obama in the running for DOTY?......well, he should be. He has everything, stupidity, left leaning to the point of laying down and sometimes his comic stupidity is only upstaged by Joe Biden.

At least Biden can be unintentionally funny.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1036 on: October 16, 2013, 10:36:13 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 16, 2013, 08:32:47 PM
At least Biden can be unintentionally funny.

Plugs is one of the stupidest people in government, outside of Sheila Jackson Lee and the Guam tipover guy.

The jug-eared muslim is is evil and calculating, but far, far from stupid.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1037 on: October 16, 2013, 10:43:29 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on October 16, 2013, 08:32:47 PM
At least Biden can be unintentionally funny.

Biden was kept busy during the shutdown by chasing squirrels in Michelle's garden. 
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1038 on: October 17, 2013, 04:53:33 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on October 16, 2013, 10:43:29 PM
Biden was kept busy during the shutdown by chasing squirrels in Michelle's garden. 

Yeah--see how good that worked out! ::)
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1039 on: October 17, 2013, 07:17:04 AM »
I thought Slo-Joe was sent out to find the TV remote?  :???:
Gearhart probably threw his sorry ass out, too.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1040 on: October 18, 2013, 09:25:54 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 16, 2013, 10:36:13 PM
Plugs is one of the stupidest people in government, outside of Sheila Jackson Lee and the Guam tipover guy.

The jug-eared muslim is is evil and calculating, but far, far from stupid.

Unfortunately you are correct. The Marxist is intelligent.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1041 on: October 19, 2013, 05:03:16 AM »
Quote from: biersmythe on October 18, 2013, 09:25:54 PM
Unfortunately you are correct. The Marxist is intelligent.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1042 on: October 19, 2013, 06:31:57 AM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on October 16, 2013, 10:36:13 PM
Plugs is one of the stupidest people in government, outside of Sheila Jackson Lee and the Guam tipover guy.

The jug-eared muslim is is evil and calculating, but far, far from stupid.

obozo is clever and street smart.  He can see how allowing his handlers to manipulate him led to the White House and continues his gravy train. His ability to reason consists of a rat's: "perform task, get food."

But he is not intelligent.  He will go down in history as the stupidest person ever to make his way to the job.  The NY Giants of presidents.  The Chauncey Gardener of presidents.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1043 on: October 20, 2013, 07:14:06 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on October 19, 2013, 05:03:16 AM
It makes him look smarter that he really is when his minions are DUmmies.
Valerie Jarrett is his brain.


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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1044 on: October 20, 2013, 07:17:09 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on October 20, 2013, 07:14:06 PM
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After the lobotomy.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1045 on: October 21, 2013, 09:44:43 PM »
I was relieved to hear the jug-eared Kenyan announce today that he's summoned the best and brightest to work on his botched website, though they will be limited to twenty-nine hours per week.

I took that to mean our buddy Doug Bulna has at least a part-time job.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1046 on: October 21, 2013, 11:29:01 PM »
OK, I don't have time to go through 70 pages here.  What was the update to this?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1047 on: October 21, 2013, 11:31:03 PM »
Quote from: MoshMasterD on October 21, 2013, 11:29:01 PM
OK, I don't have time to go through 70 pages here.  What was the update to this?

In a nutshell:

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1048 on: October 28, 2013, 10:45:09 AM »
It would be sort of nice if Doug showed up at the DUmp Lounge with photos of his trick-or-treat outfit.

If he needs to go cheap, he could just carry some insulin vials and call himself Wilford Brimley.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #1049 on: October 29, 2013, 07:32:28 PM »
I'm concerned about how this democrat healthcare fiasco is affecting Doug Bulna.

Assuming the walldude went through and he's unemployed, there's no way he could keep up COBRA payments.

As a white guy, he probably can't get on Medicaid, and he's too young for Medicare.

So he'll probably have to start putting the hand tools and car parts he's brought home from his former employer on eBay, just to pay bloated premiums on the jug-eared muslim's useless Brass plan.
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