DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote (7-year anniversary 08-21-20)

[Skul]

Not a peep out of the little sneak.
Checked GD and LBN. Nothing.

[GOBUCKS]

I just nadined "Gearhart Chevrolet" and one of our Doug Bulna threads showed up on the fifth page of results.

I'll bet our pal Doug is really proud of having such an internet presence, after being ignored, disrespected, put down, insulted, and underpaid for all his miserable life.

[Dori]

I occasionally accidentally took a pen and felt guilty 

Pens were constantly walking away from my desk.  One day I opened the mail that had a stick pen sample and our company name printed on it....so I ordered a gross of them and would keep a supply of them in a coffee cup above my work station.   

[franksolich]

I just nadined "Gearhart Chevrolet" and one of our Doug Bulna threads showed up on the fifth page of results.

I'll bet our pal Doug is really proud of having such an internet presence, after being ignored, disrespected, put down, insulted, and underpaid for all his miserable life.

It's still the top item on the first page when one googles both versions of his real name, though.

Couldn't happen to a better person.

[jukin]

So Gearhart Chevrolet has a new IT guy that actually knows what he is doing and doesn't sabotage Gearhart Chevrolet business.

I bet it is much nicer to work at Gearhart Chevrolet now that Doug Bulna is gone.

T minus 21

[Tucker]

So Gearhart Chevrolet has a new IT guy that actually knows what he is doing and doesn't sabotage Gearhart Chevrolet business.

I bet it is much nicer to work at Gearhart Chevrolet now that Doug Bulna is gone.

T minus 21

Need details as I haven't seen this.

[Bad Dog]

Tried it on Bing & hits 3,4 &5 are CC and DU funnies.

[BlueStateSaint]

T minus 18!  C'mon, Dougie, show your walrus-mustached mug!

[Big Dog]

Pens were constantly walking away from my desk.  One day I opened the mail that had a stick pen sample and our company name printed on it....so I ordered a gross of them and would keep a supply of them in a coffee cup above my work station.   

That gives me an idea.

"Stolen from Big Dog"

How much did you pay for a gross of stick pens?

[biersmythe]

That gives me an idea.

"Stolen from Big Dog"

How much did you pay for a gross of stick pens?

That's awesome....no questions after that is there...

[Ptarmigan]

DainBramaged deleted his original thread, but it is forever here at CC.

[obumazombie]

DainBramaged deleted his original thread, but it is forever here at CC.

No way.


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[Chris_]

DainBramaged deleted his original thread, but it is forever here at CC.

Dude.  When did that happen?

[franksolich]

Dude.  When did that happen?

The campfire's still there; he deleted his original post the day he returned to work.

[I_B_Perky]

Well well well. Here we are... almost a month and half done gone by... and shit hot system admin, doug bulna, has yet to tell the world if he got fired for stealing and hiding the customer lounge TV remote. One wonders, if Doug Bulna, shit hot system admin, has been fired?

Come on Doug Bulna, shit hot system admin, tell us!!!! Were you fired for stealing and hiding the customer lounge TV remote from your employer? Inquiring minds gotta know!!!!

[RobJohnson]

A person, about the same age, with the same screen name?

http://www.freerepublic.com/~dainbramaged/

[Charles Henrickson]

A person, about the same age, with the same screen name?

No, FReeper dainbramaged is not the same person as DUmmie DainBramaged. There's even another longtime FReeper with the screen name of Dain Bramage.

[RobJohnson]

No, FReeper dainbramaged is not the same person as DUmmie DainBramaged. There's even another longtime FReeper with the screen name of Dain Bramage.

I didn't see any duplicate posting styles, I just found it a little unusual.

[Gern]

Well well well. Here we are... almost a month and half done gone by... and shit hot system admin, doug bulna, has yet to tell the world if he got fired for stealing and hiding the customer lounge TV remote. One wonders, if Doug Bulna, shit hot system admin, has been fired?

Come on Doug Bulna, shit hot system admin, tell us!!!! Were you fired for stealing and hiding the customer lounge TV remote from your employer? Inquiring minds gotta know!!!!

Given the circumstantial evidence, to wit:

1.  He tried to delete the original thread

2.  He has posted virtually nothing as DainBramaged at the DUmp since the incident occurred.

3.  His picture was removed from the Gearheart Chevrolet staff listing.

4.  The Gearheart Chevrolet website has undergone an overhaul since the incident occurred.

5.  Frank's call to the dealership, asking to speak with him, and being told by a mechanic that he's not there anymore.


I think that's enough evidence to conclude that he was fired for this little stunt.

Doug, I know you're still reading this thread.

Congratulations!

You will now live in Conservative Cave and FreeRepublic infamy; your former screen name shall hereby be canonized along with Walldude and entered into our lexicon...

Henceforth when any DUer screws up his or her life by pulling some meaningless, childish political stunt, they shall be referred to as having been "DainBramaged"; or "Pulled a DainBramaged" or "Got Himself DainBramaged."

[Tucker]

I think that's enough evidence to conclude that he was fired for this little stunt.

I still believe that he was given the option to either retire or be fired. In any case, he's no longer an active employee.

[Skul]

I'm in Charlotte to watch the NASCAR people burn fossil fuel and destroy the planet.
I hope Doug Bulna chokes on a spark plug.

[JohnnyReb]

I'm in Charlotte to watch the NASCAR people burn fossil fuel and destroy the planet.
I hope Doug Bulna chokes on a spark plug.

Burn a gallon or two yourself and drop by the NASCAR museum while you're here.

[jukin]

As we get near one thousand posts will the software take this better than a $630,000,000 government designed, implemented, and run web site or will it be a divide by 0 event?

T-3 and counting.

[I_B_Perky]

Given the circumstantial evidence, to wit:

1.  He tried to delete the original thread

2.  He has posted virtually nothing as DainBramaged at the DUmp since the incident occurred.

3.  His picture was removed from the Gearheart Chevrolet staff listing.

4.  The Gearheart Chevrolet website has undergone an overhaul since the incident occurred.

5.  Frank's call to the dealership, asking to speak with him, and being told by a mechanic that he's not there anymore.


I think that's enough evidence to conclude that he was fired for this little stunt.

I agree with you Gern. I just want Doug to come out of hiding and admit he screwed himself out of a sinecure.

[franksolich]

I agree with you Gern. I just want Doug to come out of hiding and admit he screwed himself out of a sinecure.

Same here.

And I can assure the brain-damaged primitive that if he does that, posting on this thread and GOBUCKS' other thread will immediately cease, and sooner or later both will evaporate from the first page of a google search.

But if the craven coward remains in hiding, unexplaining and unapologetic (to his fellow primitives; no need for the rectal aperture to apologize to us), well, I still intend to keep the two threads on the front page of the DUmpster until Thanksgiving Eve, when nominations for the Top DUmmies of 2013 begin.

As it stands now, I suspect the brain-damaged primitive is a shoo-in for one of the top DUmmie spots, and an even easier shoo-in for the Steven Dawes award, the "Steve."