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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #750 on: September 17, 2013, 06:19:11 AM »
So you could date the DB Stonewall of Silence starting on Tuesday, August 27, I suppose. In which case, this would now be Day 21.

I think you found it. Dougie B is on the Down Low about his workplace humiliation.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #751 on: September 17, 2013, 07:57:29 AM »
Well, well, well.

Well, well.

By the way, the brain-damaged primitive, who used to ignore us, has been reading this thread, and GOBUCKS' other thread, diligently every single day.  I'm not enough of a snoop to learn his ISP (internet service provider) number, but since about the third day of this thread, there's been scores of ISP numbers emanating from northern New Jersey, and surely one of them is his.

I haven't seen so many people from northern New Jersey since I lived there, eons ago.

Another day's march nearer the mausoleum for all of us, and still no explanation and apology from the brain-damaged primitive.  (He doesn't have to explain and apologize to us; he needs to explain and apologize to his fellow primitives on Skins's island.)

I thought my news yesterday, on GOBUCKS' thread, would cheer him up, perk him up, hearten him, but apparently not; he's probably still wallowing in morose self-pity.

(I'd pointed out that while his situation--being 62 years old, unpleasant, and out of a job--is hardly a good situation, it's at least better than the trials and tribulations confronting his fellow primitives Stinky the Clown, undergroundpanther, Lady Freedom Returns, cbayer, and Atman.

(Hell, his problems aren't anything, compared with theirs.)

But the brain-damaged primitive, being a primitive, doesn't care about his fellow primitives; they can all go pound dirt, for all he cares.  He thinks his problems are the only problems in the whole world.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #752 on: September 17, 2013, 08:16:37 AM »
Doug Bulna is likely following in his hero's (obama) footsteps.
If you have a crises, you just pretend it doesn't exist.
Then when the next crises arises, everyone will forget all about the previous crises....
Doug Bulna is just as naive as obama.
That just isn't happening anywhere except in their own small minds.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #753 on: September 17, 2013, 07:35:10 PM »
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thought my news yesterday, on GOBUCKS' thread, would cheer him up

We've all been trying to cheer up DUmb ol' walrus-faced Doug Bulna for weeks, looking for a smile full of big ol' brownish-yellow teeth, but to no avail.

If he's sinking further and further into the depths of suicidal despair, he could at least document it at the DUmp for our entertainment.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #754 on: September 17, 2013, 07:42:24 PM »
Maybe we could tell jokes to cheer DougiePoo up.

Q) Whats the difference between a porcupine and a busload of sysadmins from DU?
A) On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #755 on: September 17, 2013, 09:53:56 PM »
No sign of Butterball, huh?  Fox got his tongue?


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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #756 on: September 17, 2013, 10:17:31 PM »
So immature for a 62 year old.  :mental:
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #757 on: September 17, 2013, 11:08:58 PM »
Maybe we could tell jokes to cheer DougiePoo up.

Q) Whats the difference between a porcupine and a busload of sysadmins from DU?
A) On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside.

Rats!  I was going to guess the punchline was the guy driving the bus has a job. 

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #758 on: September 18, 2013, 07:36:40 AM »
If he's sinking further and further into the depths of suicidal despair, he could at least document it at the DUmp for our entertainment.

Since the brain-damaged primitive reads this thread--and the other one, too--along with a whole lot of "guests" from northern New Jersey, I thought I'd cheer him up by describing the trails and travails of his fellow primitive, the bitter old Vermontese cali primitive.

When one's down, it's a boost, a morale-lifter, to hear of someone even downer.

But then I remembered; the brain-damaged primitive's a primitive, and primitives are so absorbed in their own selves and their own woes that they don't care about the problems of other primitives.  The bitter old Vermontese cali primitive can have woes a thousand times worse than the woes of the brain-damaged primitive, but he wouldn't care; in his perception, he's the only one with problems.

Not only does the brain-damaged primitive not want to hear points of view different from his own, but he also doesn't want to hear about problems that aren't his.

It's no wonder he's such a sore loser.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #759 on: September 18, 2013, 05:21:18 PM »
Kick and Rec!

Thought I would help you feel at home, DB.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #760 on: September 18, 2013, 09:24:11 PM »
Hey, Doug the Walrus!

Don't be all...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmlQUc9hQLI[/youtube]

Instead...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M[/youtube]

Because if you stopped posting at the DUmp, your fellow window lickers wouldn't even miss you...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvwH8Qij0JY[/youtube]

But smile, Doug!



It's always...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmZYIyySxPE[/youtube]

So. like Barry the Boy King always says...


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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #761 on: September 19, 2013, 07:44:27 AM »
^^ What a classless prick.


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(this post was deemed hurtful and rude, but no one really cares)

Also over-the-top and insensitive. 

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #762 on: September 19, 2013, 08:27:15 AM »
^^ What a classless prick.

Also over-the-top and insensitive. 

Now, now, madam, I'm sure everyone here has made stupid mistakes in their lives, missteps that cost them much, and we all lived through them.

<<<champion catastrophic mistake-maker.

I'm sure we all had to endure good-natured teasing, taunting, and jeering by others because of those mistakes.

The difference between us and them being that we each ate crow, ate our humble pie, wiped the egg off our face, and moved on.  God forgives all if asked, and if God can forgive us, surely we can forgive ourselves.

Have you ever noticed that people who acknowledge the Reality of God have a much easier time in life accepting that we're fallible and make mistakes, and so have the gift of resilency, the ability to bounce back?

A primitive, mule-headedly insisting there is no God, that our imperfect selves are the closest thing to perfection that's possible, has considerable problems dealing with his own imperfections.  One's God, after all, and as one's perfect, one's not supposed to make mistakes.

The brain-damaged primitive is seeing that he's not perfect, he makes mistakes, some of them big ones, and he's dealing with it wrongly, hiding in sullen silence.

We care about the brain-damaged primitive; we want him to have a positive, fulfilling life, to be a benefit, a blessing, a gift, to Humanity.

All other means of persuasion having failed, it's necessary to hit him in the head with a sledge hammer, to get him to understand making a mistake isn't the end of the world, God forgives all, and move on.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #763 on: September 19, 2013, 01:09:01 PM »
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We care about the brain-damaged primitive; we want him to have a positive, fulfilling life, to be a benefit, a blessing, a gift, to Humanity.
I don't.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #764 on: September 19, 2013, 01:17:50 PM »
I was referring to obama, I don't care about DB.  And the second sentence of my post was mocking the DUmps boilerplate hiding message. 

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #765 on: September 19, 2013, 01:51:30 PM »
We care about the brain-damaged primitive; we want him to have a positive, fulfilling life, to be a benefit, a blessing, a gift, to Humanity.

There's a whole range of responses as to how the brain-damaged one can do this. :whistling:
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #766 on: September 19, 2013, 01:58:21 PM »
I don't.

Oh now.

The brain-damaged primitive's doing humanity no good, being the way he is.  He's got to change, becoming more tolerant and indulgent of other people, their feelings, and their opinions.

He's got 62 years of assholery, intolerance, hate, rage, racism, to get rid of.

Here, he's been presented with a prime opportunity, a great opportunity, a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, to rid himself of all that, becoming a better person, and he'd be a damned fool if he didn't take it.

How many other people get such a golden chance, a catastropic happening in their life, to turn themselves around?

In the long view, getting fired would probably end up the best thing that ever happened to him.

He'd be a damned fool if he didn't take advantage of it.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #767 on: September 19, 2013, 03:35:08 PM »
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The brain-damaged primitive's doing humanity no good, being the way he is.  He's got to change, becoming more tolerant and indulgent of other people, their feelings, and their opinions.

Instead he has re-emerged as Doug Bulna, DUmmy coldmountain, with exactly the same rotten personality as Doug Bulna, DUmmy braindamaged.


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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #768 on: September 19, 2013, 03:39:34 PM »
DUmmie coldmountain is not DainBramaged incognito. A search of coldmountain's posts, pre-remote, shows:  that coldmountain had lived in the South for 30 years; that coldmountain's father hailed from Pennsylvania and was in high school in 1950; etc. None of that fits 62-year-old (lifelong?) New Jerseyite Doug Bulna.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #769 on: September 19, 2013, 08:38:58 PM »
Maybe. Hard to believe Doug Bulna would be capable of constructing a sock that devious, but it's also hard to believe another DUmmy suddenly showing up with identical obnoxious characteristics.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #770 on: September 20, 2013, 03:00:59 AM »
DUmmie coldmountain is not DainBramaged incognito. A search of coldmountain's posts, pre-remote, shows:  that coldmountain had lived in the South for 30 years; that coldmountain's father hailed from Pennsylvania and was in high school in 1950; etc. None of that fits 62-year-old (lifelong?) New Jerseyite Doug Bulna.

<<<still not convinced it's not, given the primitive propensity for falsehood and deceit, and for adopting more than one internet persona.

<<<not convinced it is, either, but again, not convinced it isn't.  Time will tell.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #771 on: September 20, 2013, 06:33:56 AM »
If you haven't seen the new and improved webpage for Gearhart Chevrolet, have a look.
http://www.gearhartchevy.net/Meet-Our-Staff

I wonder if this has any special meaning?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #772 on: September 20, 2013, 07:28:56 AM »
If you haven't seen the new and improved webpage for Gearhart Chevrolet, have a look.
http://www.gearhartchevy.net/Meet-Our-Staff

I wonder if this has any special meaning?
Means Doug's name and picture is no where to be found on the site.....must have been out sick that day.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #773 on: September 20, 2013, 09:33:11 AM »
If you haven't seen the new and improved webpage for Gearhart Chevrolet, have a look.
http://www.gearhartchevy.net/Meet-Our-Staff

I wonder if this has any special meaning?

Yeah, that's totally new, and has all the support staff too.

Would I buy a used car from these people?

Probably; they all look pretty professional and reputable to me.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #774 on: September 20, 2013, 09:42:10 AM »
Yeah, that's totally new, and has all the support staff too.

Would I buy a used car from these people?

Probably; they all look pretty professional and reputable to me.

Wow, what an improvement.

They de-Bulna-ized the photos to proper proportions.

No more stretched-out Dougpics.

One of the staff probably had his high school whiz kid son come in and clean up Doug's mess.