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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #625 on: September 09, 2013, 06:58:48 AM »
But what about the mouse he left behind?

Who's going to feed him pistachios?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #626 on: September 09, 2013, 09:12:39 AM »
But what about the mouse he left behind?

Who's going to feed him pistachios?

Tweak is very smart indeed!







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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #627 on: September 09, 2013, 11:32:07 AM »
Rarely, and I mean rarely, do I have enough mental fortitude to try and sort out a vesta thread enough for a response.  But, alas, I just can't help myself on this one...

For some reason I am not cheering about Doug's problems.

Perhaps I am just a softy but we all get ourselves in a mess from time---Even a fish would not get in trouble if it kept its mouth shut.

Do you go out of your way to sabotage your employer's equipment, piss off their customers, call your employer stupid, admit to lying to them, and brag about it to your cohorts?  Especially if you hold the title of SYSADMIN?  All over some childish bullshit about a TV channel?

Do you not have the first concept of simple dignity and maturity, vesta?!?  Do you not have even the slightest grasp of exercising personal self control in that situtation?!?

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This poor schmuck decided to do something to make,---The boys to cheer and the ladies to all turn out as Dougie came marching home from war with the Conservatives.

That "poor schmuck" decided to put his livelihood in jeopardy over a ****ing television station.  A television station, I might add, that wasn't meant for him to listen to while he worked.  What "poor schmuck" Doug Bulna decided to do was make an example of how not to live your life.  He became a self correcting problem.

Childish, arrogant, and stupid is no way to go through life, vesta.  Haven't you raised enough children to know that?  Or did they do stupid shit that you patted their heads and congratulated them for?

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This is NO reason to destroy his life and manhood,      

DUmbass Doug Bulna destroyed his own life and manhood, vesta.  Whatever he got paled in comparison to what he deserved. 

Any service that was provided in helping Gearhart Chevrolet decide if they wanted a mentally unstable child running their IT "department" was incidental.  The bottom line is that DUmbass Doug brought this upon himself and is rightly paying for his stupidity.

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They try to keep their screw up ideas to them selves for their jobs.    Then along comes Doug that has no idea of how to get a point across, he hangs himself on his own Petard.    He in fact OUTS the like minded that want to stay in the closet.  His statements as a Liberal make all Libs look really bad, nasty and conniving, sort of removing the curtain to the wizard of OZ to see who is running things.

I say Hooray for Doug, he has out his people and when one finds ONE Doug there are millions just like him.

What the...  Seriously, I have a brain cramp from just trying to figure out what the hell you are trying to say...  Good grief!

Liberals make damned fools of themselves every time they speak, this time the wrong ears heard him and he (finally) got to pay for it...
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #628 on: September 09, 2013, 11:40:41 AM »
Tweak is very smart indeed!



If he was really smart, he'd be the SECOND mouse...

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #629 on: September 09, 2013, 11:58:34 AM »
I'll bet you anything he's mothballed the username "DainBramaged" and is posting at the DUmp with a sock puppet.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #630 on: September 09, 2013, 12:12:57 PM »
If he was really smart, he'd be the SECOND mouse...

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So, then, the first mouse would be named 'Doug,' right?
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #631 on: September 09, 2013, 01:37:00 PM »
I'll bet you anything he's mothballed the username "DainBramaged" and is posting at the DUmp with a sock puppet.

Maybe. If so, he will be detected in short order. His hate would be hard to cover up.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #632 on: September 09, 2013, 02:32:04 PM »
Maybe. If so, he will be detected in short order. His hate would be hard to cover up.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #633 on: September 09, 2013, 03:30:19 PM »
I have about 4 unopened universal remotes. I was thinking of sending one to Gearhart, in an oversized box, with the outside of the box festooned with Bulna's pictures and quotes spewing his rants, and stating that the remote is a gift from the Conservative Cave and Free Republic.

Thoughts? Probably a bit overdone, but in keeping with the spirit of this thread and for sane work environments everywhere.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #634 on: September 09, 2013, 04:05:40 PM »
I have about 4 unopened universal remotes. I was thinking of sending one to Gearhart, in an oversized box, with the outside of the box festooned with Bulna's pictures and quotes spewing his rants, and stating that the remote is a gift from the Conservative Cave and Free Republic.

Thoughts? Probably a bit overdone, but in keeping with the spirit of this thread and for sane work environments everywhere.

LOL!

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #635 on: September 09, 2013, 04:13:33 PM »
I have about 4 unopened universal remotes. I was thinking of sending one to Gearhart, in an oversized box, with the outside of the box festooned with Bulna's pictures and quotes spewing his rants, and stating that the remote is a gift from the Conservative Cave and Free Republic.

Thoughts? Probably a bit overdone, but in keeping with the spirit of this thread and for sane work environments everywhere.

I triple dog dare you...
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #636 on: September 09, 2013, 04:14:40 PM »
franksolich is right, DB needs to open up and confess what's happened and he needs to do it pronto. We need to set some type of time limit and if he fails to respond as he has been ordered, we might need to send some personal letters to his home address warning him about the dangers of non-compliance.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #637 on: September 09, 2013, 04:14:40 PM »
I have about 4 unopened universal remotes. I was thinking of sending one to Gearhart, in an oversized box, with the outside of the box festooned with Bulna's pictures and quotes spewing his rants, and stating that the remote is a gift from the Conservative Cave and Free Republic.

Thoughts? Probably a bit overdone, but in keeping with the spirit of this thread and for sane work environments everywhere.

Funny!

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #638 on: September 09, 2013, 04:32:59 PM »
I triple dog dare you...

I triple squared dog dare you! :fuelfire: O-)
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #639 on: September 09, 2013, 05:58:55 PM »
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #640 on: September 09, 2013, 06:47:36 PM »
franksolich is right, DB needs to open up and confess what's happened and he needs to do it pronto.

Right, and the sooner he does that, the sooner he can move on.

I'm guessing he wants to be mired down in self-pity and possibly even self-destruction, than moving on.

And of course the brain-damaged primitive is playing a game here, with both the primitives and outsiders looking in; he thinks "freepers" are stupid, after all.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #641 on: September 09, 2013, 09:37:39 PM »
OK, it's a done deal. I've confirmed I don't have to show ID at the local UPS store, and I'll have it sent once I design the box cover. I'll even laminate it to prevent too much damage.

Here's one of my proposed images that will take up the side of the box.



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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #642 on: September 09, 2013, 09:48:26 PM »
Well now, I dislike being a wet rag here, but the focus should be on the brain-damaged primitive, not on an innocent automotive dealership that apparently has a good and honest reputation in the market it serves, and possibly one even owned and operated by those on our side.

Do what one wishes, but that's my take on it.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #643 on: September 09, 2013, 09:50:28 PM »
Well now, I dislike being a wet rag here, but the focus should be on the brain-damaged primitive, not on an innocent automotive dealership that apparently has a good and honest reputation in the market it serves, and possibly one even owned and operated by those on our side.

Do what one wishes, but that's my take on it.

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Didn't I see Douggie's home address somewhere in this thread?

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #644 on: September 09, 2013, 09:53:57 PM »
Agree totally with coach.

Gearhart has done their part if they DUmped DoUg.

They have enough to worry about with that lame website and trying to sell Government Motors vehicles.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #645 on: September 09, 2013, 09:54:12 PM »
Didn't I see Douggie's home address somewhere in this thread?

Well now, that would be wrong too.

From Scamdy, we had rules of ethics and conduct, and never had to resort to real-life contact like that.  Not even close.

Best to just keep it on the internet, and best to keep it focused on the brain-damaged primitive.

As I said, it's a free country, and one's free to do as one wishes, but I'm agin it.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #646 on: September 09, 2013, 10:01:55 PM »
Well now, I dislike being a wet rag here, but the focus should be on the brain-damaged primitive, not on an innocent automotive dealership that apparently has a good and honest reputation in the market it serves, and possibly one even owned and operated by those on our side.

Do what one wishes, but that's my take on it.

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I agree with Frank on this one.  Open season on dummies... not open season on businesses that may employee them. In this particular case, the business seems like a community asset.

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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #647 on: September 09, 2013, 10:04:34 PM »
Well now, I dislike being a wet rag here, but the focus should be on the brain-damaged primitive, not on an innocent automotive dealership that apparently has a good and honest reputation in the market it serves, and possibly one even owned and operated by those on our side.

Do what one wishes, but that's my take on it.

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The business is a victim of DainBramaged's theft of company property and cover up, which is worse than the crime. The cover up is what did it for him.
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #648 on: September 09, 2013, 10:08:24 PM »
Very wise, Frank. I really think that the idea was to give the employees more laughing material than anything, but having said that, the professional aspect of the dealership is more important. I was veering to that conclusion once I got back from the UPS store, and instead I'll create the bookcover instead. Maybe even an app box. It's still funny!
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Re: Dainbramaged stole TV remote to keep FOX off the air (he's back 09-06)
« Reply #649 on: September 09, 2013, 10:09:38 PM »
The business is a victim of DainBramaged's theft of company property and cover up, which is worse than the crime. The cover up is what did it for him.
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