DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote (7-year anniversary 08-21-20)

[I_B_Perky]

I wonder if DainBramaged has a criminal record.

Hmmm.... that is a very good question, Ptarmigan. A very good question.

H5!

[Tucker]

Shouldn't the body be ripe by now? Maybe I should start checking the on-line papers for a suicide notice.

[Mr Mannn]

Is he still MIA, Frank?

I think he is still trying to find a way to spin his firing into a victory. Week and a half later...nuthin.

I could have spun a good lie, "I'm glad I was fired. The place was haunted anyways. and the earwigs, I couldn't stand it!"

[franksolich]

I think he is still trying to find a way to spin his firing into a victory. Week and a half later...nuthin.

I could have spun a good lie, "I'm glad I was fired. The place was haunted anyways. and the earwigs, I couldn't stand it!"

Well, when it comes to spinning, he's been stationary.

I'm pursuing this matter as a subject of purely scientific anthropological interest; I'm interested in his state of mind, to discern whether or not he's learned something from his overblown arrogant egoism; if this might be something that'll make him a better person.

[GOBUCKS]

I'm interested in his state of mind, to discern whether or not he's learned something from his overblown arrogant egoism; if this might be something that'll make him a better person.

In other words, to find out if he is going to set a DUmp precedent.

[franksolich]

In other words, to find out if he is going to set a DUmp precedent.

Well, yeah, that too.

I don't want the primitives to think that franksolich has any personal interest in any of them; I look at them only with detached scientific and anthropological eyes, so as to illuminate humanity as to the nature of primitivity.

[I_B_Perky]

Well, yeah, that too.

I don't want the primitives to think that franksolich has any personal interest in any of them; I look at them only with detached scientific and anthropological eyes, so as to illuminate humanity as to the nature of primitivity.

That is why I admire you, Frank. You got the... dunno the words I'm looking for... maybe scientific detachment?... that I don't have. I can't help but laugh at the dummies. You clinically study them. You da the man!!!!   

[franksolich]

That is why I admire you, Frank. You got the... dunno the words I'm looking for... maybe scientific detachment?... that I don't have. I can't help but laugh at the dummies. You clinically study them. You da the man!!!!   

Of course.

I've never looked at the primitives with any more sensitivity than a professional scientist looks at laboratory specimens in petri dishes.  They're a subject for study, nothing more.

And the primitives on Skins's island being mere cyber internet personas, they're not worth any time and trouble caring about them.  If they all came to tragic ends, whoop-pee.

Some people study rocks.  franksolich studies primitives, with the same detachment of those who study rocks.

[BlueStateSaint]

Some people study rocks.  franksolich studies primitives, with the same detachment of those who study rocks.

Well, the two groups probably behave the same way . . . (rocks and primitives, that is)

[SarasotaRepub]

He was/is probably still drunk and muttering...

[franksolich]

He was/is probably still drunk and muttering...

You know, this thread would've gotten no further than 5-6 pages and a few hundred "views," excepting for this:

DainBramaged (39,090 posts)    Sat Aug 24, 2013, 10:13 AM

335. Amazing how empty their lives are

Stupid ****ers all.

FreeRepublic, America's excuse for school dropouts to practice spelling on public computers.
 
HI ASSHOLES!

And they made it easy to pick out who they are here....

Whenever a primitive says freerepublic or our old home or the DUmpter is insignificant or irrelevant--or harmless--I guess we have to knuckle down and show that no, we aren't.

The glum sour walrus-faced primitive unhappily for himself spoke one time too many.

Whatever sort of predicament he's enduring now, well, he's got no one but himself to blame.

[SarasotaRepub]

Exactly so Frank.

[franksolich]

Exactly so Frank.

How many times over the years--surely there's been hundreds--have we read about the primitives trying to manipulate remote controls for television, turning books inside bookstores the other way around, stealing (R) campaign signs, &., &c., &c., after which the usual reaction was merely "ho-hum; the primitives are showing their true Stalinist nature," and then we went on to other things?

But when walrus-face said what he said, it was like waving a red flag in our faces.

He was daring us to show the Power of the People.

Well, I guess we showed him. 

<<really tired of being dismissed by the primitives as insignificant and harmless.

[Tucker]

How many times over the years--surely there's been hundreds--have we read about the primitives trying to manipulate remote controls for television, turning books inside bookstores the other way around, stealing (R) campaign signs, &., &c., &c., after which the usual reaction was merely "ho-hum; the primitives are showing their true Stalinist nature," and then we went on to other things?

But when walrus-face said what he said, it was like waving a red flag in our faces.

He was daring us to show the Power of the People.

Well, I guess we showed him. 

<<really tired of being dismissed by the primitives as insignificant and harmless.

If they could pull their collective head out of their ass, maybe one day, maybe, they will realize that every dirty trick we know, we learned from them.

[Dori]

If they could pull their collective head out of their ass, maybe one day, maybe, they will realize that every dirty trick we know, we learned from them.

 

[GOBUCKS]

If they could pull their collective head out of their ass, maybe one day, maybe, they will realize that every dirty trick we know, we learned from them.

Except for when coach iced the round red sodomite.

That was inspired innovation.

[67 Rover]

Except for when coach iced the round red sodomite.

That was inspired innovation.

Still waiting on those Ninja lawyers that were promised.
 

[Tucker]

Still waiting on those Ninja lawyers that were promised.
 

The DUmmy that can't be named, the one with the lost VW, has them on retainer.

[franksolich]

Still waiting on those Ninja lawyers that were promised.

I'm still waiting on something else, that should've come a long time ago.

You of course know how the primitives allege they love each other, they're always there for each other, they hang with each other, and they stand up for each other, blah, blah, blah.

They make a big deal about caring for each other.

One looks in vain, however, for any primitive expressions of sympathy for the brain-damaged primitive; this is especially surprising considering how "popular" he'd been among the primitives, when he was among them.

And his two best chums on Skins's island, the cbayer primitive and Skippy from New York City, haven't said a damned word; it's painfully obvious they don't care.

One recalls how the big guy in Bellevue called his fellow primitives "the best people ever," perhaps as a gentle reminder they were expected to contribute to his political campaign last year.

We all know how that went.  

Alas! the poor brain-damaged primitive! deserted and forgotten by his fellow primitives! alas!

I'm starting to think we care more about the brain-damaged primitive than the primitives do.

[GOBUCKS]

One looks in vain, however, for any primitive expressions of sympathy for the brain-damaged primitive; this is especially surprising considering how "popular" he'd been among the primitives, when he was among them.

And his two best chums on Skins's island, the cbayer primitive and Skippy from New York City, haven't said a damned word; it's painfully obvious they don't care.

Alas! the poor brain-damaged primitive! deserted and forgotten by his fellow primitives! alas!

I'm starting to think we care more about the brain-damaged primitive than the primitives do.

The DUmmies are sort of boxed in on that. Expressing sympathy or concern for Doug Bulna would be an admission that they've followed his saga here.

DUmmies only see things here by accident, the way they sometimes catch a few seconds of Rush's show, or a teeny-tiny snip of Fox News.

To admit otherwise damages their DUmp cred.

The thousands of views on these Doug Bulna threads must all be coming from Chinese bots or JimRob's nuthatch, not Skimmer's asylum.

[Dori]

One looks in vain, however, for any primitive expressions of sympathy for the brain-damaged primitive; this is especially surprising considering how "popular" he'd been among the primitives, when he was among them.

e-mail?  FB, twitter?

[ScubaGuy]

The suspense is killing me.  I guess I need to call the dealership tomorrow and ask for him (Skype call of course).

Great thread!

[obumazombie]

Number one is I consider changing the parental settings of a television provided for customers, and then stealing the means of restoring the settings to be vandalism.
And B is even more important. I hope that franksolich's studying of the primitives never causes coach to be afflicted by them at all.
We all know that psychiatrists have a strong tendency to become more like their patients, and less sane over time.
And we all know about Stockholm syndrome.
We need coach to remain as rock ribbed conservative as he ever was !

[chitownchica]

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Sat Aug 31, 2013, 09:00 PM

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27. I was in the "customer service lounge" at the Chevy dealer earlier today getting the brakes checked

and the oil changed on the Tahoe and someone had left the TV tuned to MSNBC. I suppose they had been watching the President's address.

Anyway I heard some of what was being said, especially that Jacobs clown, and was just sickened by it. Fortunately they have the same cable box as we have at home and I was able to switch the channel and lock it out with an app on my Samsung S4. Nobody could figure out what happened because I just looked like I was pecking away on my smartphone. I may have even heard a few murmured cheers.

I'll bet they password or pin that box from now on.

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[RobJohnson]

The DUmmies are sort of boxed in on that. Expressing sympathy or concern for Doug Bulna would be an admission that they've followed his saga here.

DUmmies only see things here by accident, the way they sometimes catch a few seconds of Rush's show, or a teeny-tiny snip of Fox News.

To admit otherwise damages their DUmp cred.

The thousands of views on these Doug Bulna threads must all be coming from Chinese bots or JimRob's nuthatch, not Skimmer's asylum.

It's all by accident, true.  One Dummie was talking about a mention on FR, saying he found the post when doing a google looking for one of his old DU posts.... another one of those thread worthy accidents on DU.  

I just noticed at the top of this page is a banner ad for the Chevrolet dealership!