DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote (7-year anniversary 08-21-20)

[franksolich]

But you have to take into account that his liberal stupidity might cost him his job. He certainly forfeited his online anonymity on DU. No telling how much pain his liberal stupidity might cost him.

GOBUCKS earlier in this thread (I think it was this thread) earlier itemized the primitives who lost their jobs because of their big mouths.  They didn't lose their jobs because of anything decent and civilized people did to them; they lost them through their own fault, their own big mouths.

I wouldn't call them instances of "wallduding," but other primitives got into trouble of one sort or another by shooting off their big mouths--one thinks of the big guy in Bellevue, the concert promoter in that small city in Illinois, the mayor of that small town down in Georgia, &c., &c., &c.

And among minor examples, I'm sure the addled grasswire primitive blames us for that she never opened up that pie-and-jam shoppe.

We're just spectators here, watching the primitives shoot their own selves in the foot, or the face.

Words have consequences.  I have a big mouth, but I'm always aware there might be consquences, some of them unanticipated and some of them unpleasant for me.

Too bad the primitives don't understand this; they persist in believing their actions have only the consequences they want them to have.

[GOBUCKS]

Lady Freedom Returns, the convenience store primitive in Joplin, Missouri.

Yes, it was a very short interview when she applied for a job as a shotgirl at a Joplin bar.

I was unaware such a career existed, but learned the main qualifications are either a pretty face, great tits, or a nice ass.

Lady Freedom Returns profoundly lacks all three qualifications, and so ended up peddling Mountain Dew, lottery tickets, and condoms on the midnight shift.

[Charles Henrickson]

Sing along with Doug!

"Kissed My Money Bye-Bye (The Day the Money Died)," as sung by DainBramaged

[SarasotaRepub]

That was eeeeevil. 

[Chris_]

That was eeeeevil. 

Not eeeeevil enough.

[Airwolf]

It's not like many of us have not taken the time and effort to show Dain the errors of his ways. I guess now will be the time to see if he still gets pain on Fridays or if he spends Fridays sitting at the unemployment office filling out resumes.

[BlueStateSaint]

Charles, your being a man of the cloth, I can totally understand where you're coming from, and I respect that.

Now, having said that, were we putting our balls on the DUmmie chopping block, how many of them would think to themselves, "You know, maybe a little forgiveness is in order here?"  Yeah, you see me working.  I can't think of a single non-mole DUmmie who wouldn't be out for blood, if only to slake their thirst for just a moment before resuming their hollow, meaningless existences.  While I would like to think that I'm not of that sort, neither am I the one to turn the other cheek without some sort of lesson being learned by our slow to comprehend little Internet poo-flingers.

In the immortal words of Christian Bale as Batman, "I won't kill you--but I don't have to save you."

The DUmmie mess is one of his own making, and his alone.  All we did here was point and recognize it for what it was.

The old saying, "You made your bed--now lie in it!" comes to mind.

Actions have consequences--especially monumentally stupid ones.

Reminds me of this emoticon:

[Ballygrl]

I just saw this now, and as I've said before, DB lives in a RED County, the only towns in Morris County that lean Democrat are Dover and Morristown, Denville is RED, the Mayor and Council are all Republican, here's the political breakdown of the town:

As of March 23, 2011, there were a total of 11,789 registered voters in Denville Township, of which 2,288 (19.4%) were registered as Democrats, 4,951 (42.0%) were registered as Republicans and 4,542 (38.5%) were registered as Unaffiliated.

Denville and those surrounding towns cater to a clientele who are rich and Republican, you don't change Fox there, fool!

[Karin]

Par for the course for the DUmmies, he's a handsome devil isn't he.

[Tucker]

I just saw this now, and as I've said before, DB lives in a RED County, the only towns in Morris County that lean Democrat are Dover and Morristown, Denville is RED, the Mayor and Council are all Republican, here's the political breakdown of the town:

As of March 23, 2011, there were a total of 11,789 registered voters in Denville Township, of which 2,288 (19.4%) were registered as Democrats, 4,951 (42.0%) were registered as Republicans and 4,542 (38.5%) were registered as Unaffiliated.

Denville and those surrounding towns cater to a clientele who are rich and Republican, you don't change Fox there, fool!

Don't you feel the urge to go shopping for a new Chevrolet? Just window shopping though.

[Ballygrl]

Don't you feel the urge to go shopping for a new Chevrolet? Just window shopping though.

No LOL, I'm happy to have paid off cars, I don't want payments in this economy.

BTW I hope he doesn't lose his job, I hate to see anyone out of work, but he needs to keep his politics out of his business especially when your business caters to rich people who are overwhelmingly Republican and Independent/Unaffiliated ie Conservative.

[Tucker]

No LOL, I'm happy to have paid off cars, I don't want payments in this economy.

BTW I hope he doesn't lose his job, I hate to see anyone out of work, but he needs to keep his politics out of his business especially when your business caters to rich people who are overwhelmingly Republican and Independent/Unaffiliated ie Conservative.

Well just visit, stop in the lounge and have a cup of coffee. Watch some TV.

[Ballygrl]

[wasp69]

BTW I hope he doesn't lose his job, I hate to see anyone out of work, but he needs to keep his politics out of his business especially when your business caters to rich people who are overwhelmingly Republican and Independent/Unaffiliated ie Conservative.

I'm not nearly as kind, I want to see this DUmmie idiot pay in spades for his childish stupidity.  Pain and repetition are the best teachers on the planet, DUmmie Doug Braun needs a healthy dose of both to finish growing up.

[Ptarmigan]

I'm not nearly as kind, I want to see this DUmmie idiot pay in spades for his childish stupidity.  Pain and repetition are the best teachers on the planet, DUmmie Doug Braun needs a healthy dose of both to finish growing up.

Same here. He is 62 and acts like a kid.

[vlad335]

I can't fathom myself blocking MSNBC or say Current TV at work then running to a conservative forum and bragging about it.

Really, this guy is 62 years old? Just shows the petulant children we are dealing with.

[GOBUCKS]

Doug Bulna. Let's get his name straight. Doug Bulna.

Maybe Doug Bulna will show up on a search engine somewhere.

Crazy Doug Bulna. If he gets fired, I hope he takes it hard.

Sure wish DUmmy Elad would finish that Dead DUmmy forum that Skimmer promised to the CalPig.

[SarasotaRepub]

Well his name is still showing as SysAdmin on the company website.

"Hey Doug, as your last official act..." 

[Bad Dog]

Am I right in understanding that if the name Doug Bulna shows up in a lot of posts, these threads will show up on search engines?

[franksolich]

Am I right in understanding that if the name Doug Bulna shows up in a lot of posts, these threads will show up on search engines?

Yes.

And incidentally, that's why it's required that when one post a campfire from Skin's island, that one include the screen-name of the primitive who lit it.

I dunno why, but some seem to omit that part, and it's important.

[Tucker]

Yes.

And incidentally, that's why it's required that when one post a campfire from Skin's island, that one include the screen-name of the primitive who lit it.

I dunno why, but some seem to omit that part, and it's important.

Maybe we need a reference section, maybe in the sandhills, linking the DUmmy moniker and real name.

Hell, it doesn't have to be secretive. Just put a link in the DUmping ground, much like when a DUmmy changes their screen name. We have a thread showing old name-new name. Same principle could apply.

[RobJohnson]

Well his name is still showing as SysAdmin on the company website.

"Hey Doug, as your last official act..." 

 

[franksolich]

Am I right in understanding that if the name Doug Bulna shows up in a lot of posts, these threads will show up on search engines?

I just did a nadin search on the brain-damaged primitive, specifying for the past seven days only.

It's got just one page, and half of those are from here and freerepublic.

It shows the last time he commented on Skins's island was Saturday evening; nothing since then.

When a primitive shows up on the nadin search engine with quite a few references to this place, and to freeepublic, mixed in with his quotes from Skins's island, it must make those out of the know wonder what's up with the primitive.

It's all good.

[Charles Henrickson]

the last time he commented on Skins's island was Saturday evening; nothing since then.

Not so.  DB made a small number of posts yesterday (none of them about the Case of the Missing Remote). Nothing today so far, though. I hope he's OK.

[GOBUCKS]

I hope he's OK.

I hope that if he commits suicide, he does it efficiently.