DainBramaged Doug Bulna steals television remote (7-year anniversary 08-21-20)

[Tucker]

Let's not for get that the ingrate had me on ignore until he made the transition to DU lll. Next to Frank, I'm one of the nicest people that you'd ever want to meet.

[Skul]

Let's not for get that the ingrate had me on ignore until he made the transition to DU lll. Next to Frank, I'm one of the nicest people that you'd ever want to meet.

No you're not. Dutch is number two. I'm number three.
Do you like pie?

[Tucker]

No you're not. Dutch is number two. I'm number three.
Do you like pie?

All of my ex wives disagree with you.

[franksolich]

Let's not for get that the ingrate had me on ignore until he made the transition to DU lll.

Don't underestimate how important that is to me, when bearing a grudge against Dougie.

It's pretty damned important.

<<<dislikes people who shut off other people simply because they don't like what the other people say.

<<<has oftentimes found that such people are precisely, exactly, those people who need to hear opposing viewpoints.

[dutch508]

No you're not. Dutch is number two. I'm number three.
Do you like pie?

I am number two.

It's peach cobbler, so a bitchslap for that. In fact, BLITCHSLAPS FOR ALL!!!!

[obumazombie]

There is probably a kernel of truth in every dain story.

[GOBUCKS]

I'm pretty confident that from here on out, just about everything Crazy Doug posts at the DUmp will be forwarded to his employers, or former employers. It's going to take them a while just to catch up on his past posting.

I sure hope that doesn't inhibit his nuttiness.

[RobJohnson]

DainBramaged (39,099 posts)

122. i FORGOT TO MENTION, I made the 'landing' channel MSNBC (nbc News or whatever)


so when the box is turned on they get Morning Schmoe

 

[Karin]

Well, busy weekend, huh?  My thought is this:  If you have a dedicated systems administrator, you need to be able to trust him implicitly.  All business data must be secure.  What you don't want is someone with an 8 year old's mentality, and the vindictiveness toward anybody who doesn't think like him politically.  I would shitcan him immediately. 

Great work, to all the sleuths!   

[franksolich]

Well, busy weekend, huh?  My thought is this:  If you have a dedicated systems administrator, you need to be able to trust him implicitly.  All business data must be secure.  What you don't want is someone with an 8 year old's mentality, and the vindictiveness toward anybody who doesn't think like him politically.  I would shitcan him immediately. 

Great work, to all the sleuths!   

Yes, absolutely, great work.

Alas, there's one guy who's going to take all the flak from the primitives; I imagine right at this minute Grandma Judy, the addled pie-and-jam primitive "grasswire," is donning her pipe and magnifying glass right now, hot in pursuit of that one guy who got Dougie fired.

[Dori]

I loved his story about keeping a pet mouse under his desk and feeding it candy and Cheetos.  I wonder if it has any relatives hiding out in the other office computers?

[txradioguy]

Well, busy weekend, huh?  My thought is this:  If you have a dedicated systems administrator, you need to be able to trust him implicitly.  All business data must be secure.  What you don't want is someone with an 8 year old's mentality, and the vindictiveness toward anybody who doesn't think like him politically.  I would shitcan him immediately. 

Great work, to all the sleuths!  

He seems to me the type that would do something like the programmer from Jurassic Park and embed some kind of malicious code to screw the whole operation up should he be fired.

[GOBUCKS]

Yes, absolutely, great work.

Alas, there's one guy who's going to take all the flak from the primitives; I imagine right at this minute Grandma Judy, the addled pie-and-jam primitive "grasswire," is donning her pipe and magnifying glass right now, hot in pursuit of that one guy who got Dougie fired.

Whoa! Is there any confirmation yet of Bulna's firing? That would be so great.

We need solid confirmation of walldudification, because those big brass plaques aren't cheap.

Don't ask Wishadoo! for the money until we're certain he's been walldudified.

Also, we have Doug's name, so can keep monitoring New Jersey obits in case he solves the problem without the humiliation of a wallduding.

[delilahmused]

It's just amazing that they never learn! Of course that's the kind of people who vote democrat, but still...

Cindie

[Charles Henrickson]

DB has just now deleted his OP (at 2:31 pm).

[wasp69]

DainBramaged  (1000+ posts)        Thu Aug-11-11 02:59 PM
Original message

I think I'll call him Tweak.

Why don't you call him the same thing civilized people call all DUmp democrats? 

Vermin...

[txradioguy]

DB has just now deleted his OP (at 2:31 pm).

Oh my!

 

[Bad Dog]

DB has just now deleted his OP (at 2:31 pm).

 

A bit late that.  Whot?

[txradioguy]

 

A bit late that.  Whot?

Looks like someone read their email 

[Tucker]

DB has just now deleted his OP (at 2:31 pm).

Ruh Oh. DB will be eating his kittahs food a fore long. I wonder if he'll have a preference for either the 9 Lives or Friskers?

[USA4ME]

DB needs to do a lot more than just delete a post. And he better figure out what that "a lot more" involves and then do it in double time.

I see no reason to give you any more warnings, primitive. Either cash it in now or it will be cashed in for you.

.

[Charles Henrickson]

Ruh Oh. DB will be eating his kittahs food a fore long.

Or he may be eating Tweak the mouse.

[Skul]

With over 330 comments on that thread, he's going to be a busy little beaver.
I doubt many of them will self-delete just to save his sorry ass.

[Bad Dog]

Anybody live close enough to pop on down to Gearhart Chevrolet and watch a little Fox Snooz on the telly.

[zeitgeist]

Or he may be eating Tweak the mouse.

Or may be he can become Tweak The Circus Mouse.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2vr4TIILK0[/youtube]

Amazing what can happen when one believes the ends justify the means.  When you discover a rogue sysop / admin it is a good idea to go to a complete system lockdown immediately and hire an outside cleaner.  All account passwords need to be disabled until security can be restored.  It is a huge pain in the ass.  And you can still miss backdoors.  With great trust (in the computer sense ) there can be great treachery.