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Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« on: August 19, 2013, 01:42:20 AM »
Is there a hotter <<<--(sexist) trucker in the entire world?

LISA KELLY

I want to marry her but she must have boobies!<<<---(sexist)
(Yes, Boobies are a must have!)<<<---(sexist)
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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2013, 03:59:52 AM »
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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2013, 04:20:20 AM »
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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2013, 08:35:57 AM »
Quote from: catsmtrods on August 19, 2013, 04:20:20 AM


Maybe, she doesn't want to squash those beauties!! :-)
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The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2013, 09:27:40 AM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on August 19, 2013, 08:35:57 AM
Maybe, she doesn't want to squash those beauties!! :-)

With air bags like those.....who needs a seatbelt?
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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2013, 03:58:55 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 19, 2013, 09:27:40 AM
With air bags like those.....who needs a seatbelt?

Had this crush, no kidding, on Claude Adkins who played a truck driver in the sit com Moving On in the 70's.
 He was homely tough and some how honest and a good man.  There came a time when his crew came to Norfork to  shoot an episode. I was driving past the scene on the way to pick up Hubby after a 6 month cruse.  There he was eating a sandwich on the hood of the truck, darn, decisions, decisions, do I stop to get an autograph or keep going to collect Hubby.

Perhaps I made the wrong decision, I drove on, had I stopped at least I would still have his Photo.
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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2013, 12:04:41 PM »
Quote from: mrclose on August 19, 2013, 01:42:20 AM
Is there a hotter <<<--(sexist) trucker in the entire world?

LISA KELLY

I want to marry her but she must have boobies!<<<---(sexist)
(Yes, Boobies are a must have!)<<<---(sexist)

There was a picture of her floating around about the time of the deadliest road series where she looked like a meth queen, dark circles under her eyes and the beginnings of meth mouth
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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2013, 12:06:58 PM »
Eat your heart out mother trucker !
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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2013, 12:51:36 PM »
I always thought Lisa Kelly was HOT!
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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2013, 01:04:25 PM »
OK, I'll tell it. I had a tandem axle IH semi that had Rockwell suspension. At 45 mph it would go into some kind of hunching mode that bounced even my boobies up and down so bad they would hurt. A few times I moved a friends dozer and his wife would ride along with me. She had a nice set like that second gal. She had to put both arms under her boobs and pick them up high and hold them until the truck would level out at 50 mph. She thought I was doing it on purpose but I wasn't. It was just a poor riding truck.

Her sister had a truly huge set. If she had ever ridden in that truck with me it would have probably killed her.....or she would have been giving butter milk for the rest of her life at the very least.
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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2013, 01:06:33 PM »
Thanks for the titillating thoughts.....
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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2013, 09:04:25 PM »
I was going to be funny and post some pictures of sexy male truckers.  Did a search and it was a complete failure.  Oh my.   :rofl:  I don't recommend it.
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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2013, 07:52:32 AM »
Quote from: longview on August 20, 2013, 09:04:25 PM
I was going to be funny and post some pictures of sexy male truckers.  Did a search and it was a complete failure.  Oh my.   :rofl:  I don't recommend it.

Well, that's a relief!  :-)
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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2013, 10:14:16 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on August 20, 2013, 12:06:58 PM
Eat your heart out mother trucker !

Ahh, it ain't a heart.......... :naughty:
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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2013, 10:17:11 AM »
Quote from: longview on August 20, 2013, 09:04:25 PM
I was going to be funny and post some pictures of sexy male truckers.  Did a search and it was a complete failure.  Oh my.   :rofl:  I don't recommend it.

Sorry you couldn't find that picture of me.  :-)  :lmao:
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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2013, 03:18:51 PM »
Quote from: longview on August 20, 2013, 09:04:25 PM
I was going to be funny and post some pictures of sexy male truckers.  Did a search and it was a complete failure.  Oh my.   :rofl:  I don't recommend it.
I wanna see some sexy truckers!! :-)
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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2013, 03:35:08 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on August 21, 2013, 03:18:51 PM
I wanna see some sexy truckers!! :-)

So did I.  Did not happen.   :bawl:
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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2013, 03:38:38 PM »
Quote from: longview on August 21, 2013, 03:35:08 PM
So did I.  Did not happen.   :bawl:
double dang!!
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The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money".  Lady Maggie Thatcher

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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2013, 03:52:41 PM »
This is about as good as it gets, sorry ladies!  :lmao:
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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2013, 03:55:00 PM »
Quote from: Hathcock on August 21, 2013, 03:52:41 PM
This is about as good as it gets, sorry ladies!  :lmao:
They need to shower and shave!!
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The sea is treacherous, but an even hand on the keel brings it safely to port.

Nothing is sexier than a man and his gun!!!

A man should prefer his own company to that of others, because no matter where he goes,he'll find himself there..

"The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money".  Lady Maggie Thatcher

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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2013, 08:17:17 PM »
I got my CDL last month so I can haul hay worry-free.  If I end up doing much of that I'm getting this on mudflaps:



 :-) :-) :-)
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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2013, 08:26:52 PM »
Quote from: CG6468 on August 21, 2013, 10:17:11 AM
Sorry you couldn't find that picture of me.  :-)  :lmao:

I dug it up from last Friday:

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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #22 on: August 22, 2013, 07:48:15 AM »
DAMN!!!!!  :lmao:
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Re: Sexiest Trucker In The World!
« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2013, 11:10:37 PM »
Quote from: longview on August 21, 2013, 08:17:17 PM
I got my CDL last month so I can haul hay worry-free.  If I end up doing much of that I'm getting this on mudflaps:



 :-) :-) :-)

Ha!   :lol:
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