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Offline franksolich

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poll: in brawling in the mud, which primitive would win?
« on: August 17, 2013, 11:44:08 AM »
I'm sorry, but I have to do this one more time.  Only one more time, serious.

The one on the top, or the one on the bottom?  Who'd win?

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Re: poll: in brawling in the mud, which primitive would win?
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2013, 12:20:00 PM »
The one on the top would win the fight but the one on the bottom would win the subsequent lawsuit.
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Re: poll: in brawling in the mud, which primitive would win?
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2013, 12:26:32 PM »
They wouldn't be able to get near enough to each other to have any sort of proper brawl.
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Re: poll: in brawling in the mud, which primitive would win?
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2013, 01:17:22 PM »
Bertha, L-O-L-A Bertha, definitely.

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Re: poll: in brawling in the mud, which primitive would win?
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2013, 02:34:32 PM »
CRIPPLE FIGHT!  :yahoo:
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Re: poll: in brawling in the mud, which primitive would win?
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2013, 02:40:05 PM »
I think the Omaha Weeper would welcome an attack from that big bull dagger.

It would be a sure ticket to the disability pension of his dreams.
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Re: poll: in brawling in the mud, which primitive would win?
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2013, 03:41:54 PM »
Bertha, hands-down, she's far meaner.
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Re: poll: in brawling in the mud, which primitive would win?
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2013, 08:08:38 PM »
Bertha.

A closer competition would be if they were both to be rolled in flower, who would produce the most wet spots?

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Re: poll: in brawling in the mud, which primitive would win?
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2013, 05:14:50 AM »
The primitive on the Segway. :runaway:
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Re: poll: in brawling in the mud, which primitive would win?
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2013, 07:59:35 AM »
A titanic struggle. They would grapple, and falling over the earth would shake.
and then....






and then...






and then....









MAGIC. romantic music swells, rolls of fat would heave with passion, and 9 months later a new member would arrive at DU...Nadin was born.
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