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poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« on: August 16, 2013, 07:33:42 PM »
In an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive does one think would come out on top?

The Taverner primitive?


Or the O'Dorkio primitive?


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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2013, 07:39:52 PM »
w8liftinglady.  A bull-dyke would kick both their posing, drug-addled asses, in series or parallel.
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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2013, 07:46:03 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 16, 2013, 07:39:52 PM
w8liftinglady.  A bull-dyke would kick both their posing, drug-addled asses, in series or parallel.

I'd bet the farm on the O'Dorkio primitive.

The Taverner primitive's drug-addled, his brain turned to pudding.

The O'Dorkio primitive's pretty stupid, but what wits he has, he has them all together, concentrated, focused.

The O'Dorkio primitive would make mincemeat of the Taverner primitive.
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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2013, 07:51:44 PM »
No holds barred? Or Marquis of Queensbury?
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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2013, 07:54:26 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on August 16, 2013, 07:51:44 PM
No holds barred? Or Marquis of Queensbury?

These are primitives.

No holds barred.

As far as the primitives know, the Marquis of Queensbury was some GLBT guy.
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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2013, 07:56:55 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 16, 2013, 07:54:26 PM
These are primitives.

No holds barred.

As far as the primitives know, the Marquis of Queensbury was some GLBT guy.

I agree with you, then If there were rules, etc., Taverner might just be able to pull it off, as he looks in better shape.
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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2013, 07:59:34 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on August 16, 2013, 07:56:55 PM
I agree with you, then If there were rules, etc., Taverner might just be able to pull it off, as he looks in better shape.

But how can one be sure that's not a doctored--photoshopped--photograph of the Taverner primitive?

The one of the O'Dorkio primitive looks like an honest picture.
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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2013, 08:00:53 PM »
 :rotf: I hadn't seen that picture of Mark before.

Dorkio FTW, he's the marginally saner of the two.
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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2013, 08:28:44 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on August 16, 2013, 07:59:34 PM
But how can one be sure that's not a doctored--photoshopped--photograph of the Taverner primitive?

It may not even be a photo of Tavernturd at all. Given the healthy appearance of the individual depicted - to say nothing of the missing tracks, bruising and scarring characteristic of a habitual IV drug user - I tend to  believe that the photo's only actual connection to Tav is possibly that it's the pic he likes to fap to. :puke:
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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2013, 08:39:26 PM »
O'Dorkio hands down. He would then end up in prison for causing Taverner to go into cardiac arrest and croak.
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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2013, 08:41:01 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 16, 2013, 07:39:52 PM
w8liftinglady.  A bull-dyke would kick both their posing, drug-addled asses, in series or parallel.

She's a nice lady  :???:. She donated for me to have a star.
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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2013, 09:16:11 PM »
Tavs would win.

The boy primitive has a glass jaw and the instinct of a slug.

Tavs is a drunk. It's hard to injure a drunk. How many times do you read about some drunk who causes a wreck and everyone ends up dead but the drunk?

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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2013, 09:37:50 PM »
Quote from: Tucker on August 16, 2013, 08:41:01 PM
She's a nice lady  :???:. She donated for me to have a star.

Hey, I didn't say she was a bad person, I just think she's at least even money to take down any of the so-called 'Men' over there.

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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2013, 09:38:06 PM »
In a Tav vs. Mrs.Corpio matchup, I give it to the little missus in a TKO. Tav would go on the nod 5 seconds in, fall, and hit his own head on the curb.

Expand the pool to all DUmmies, and my money's on Big Bertha, L-O-L-A Bertha. It's like my daddy told me when I was a young 'un: "Son, always bet on the bull dyke."
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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2013, 09:44:37 PM »
What about nads?? She could aim for either one of their balls, and they would definitely go down, either that, they would die of fright... :-)
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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2013, 09:47:03 PM »
That Tav picture has to be years old, he probably has the hand-eye coordination of a muskrat nowadays.  That guy with the weird shaped head would stomp a mud hole in his ass.
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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2013, 09:47:23 PM »
Quote from: seahorse513 on August 16, 2013, 09:44:37 PM
What about nads?? She could aim for either one of their balls, and they would definitely go down, either that, they would die of fright... :-)

Putting a Weeble in a fight is kind of like a cheating by putting in a ringer, since you can't knock one down.
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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2013, 09:56:36 PM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 16, 2013, 09:47:23 PM
Putting a Weeble in a fight is kind of like a cheating by putting in a ringer, since you can't knock one down.

Good one.

Awesome.
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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2013, 12:43:13 AM »
My guess is that Taverner Kregel in the gay porn pose was taken at least twenty years ago.

If you've looked at his more recent photos, he's been ravaged by years of addiction to heroin and alcohol.

His head is far more eggplantesque today than in this old homo shot.
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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #19 on: August 17, 2013, 06:27:11 AM »
I answered 'not sure.'  Ol' Murphy has an annoying tendancy to put his two cents into a conflict like this.
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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #20 on: August 17, 2013, 06:49:23 AM »
For those still unsure or not voted yet, additional information on the two contenders:

















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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #21 on: August 17, 2013, 07:39:58 AM »
What is it with primitives that they have to take pictures of themselves in a mirror?
Are they trying to fool the camera?  :???:

Going to go with not sure.  I think both would just slap the air in front of them, and never make any contact.
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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #22 on: August 17, 2013, 09:12:25 AM »
Dorkio for sure - I'm surprised Tav can stand up given the narcotics pumping through his veins.
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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2013, 09:13:10 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on August 16, 2013, 07:51:44 PM
No holds barred? Or Marquis of Queensbury?

Would have to be no holds barred - can you imagine either of them sticking to the rules if it was Queensbury?
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Re: poll: in an exchange of fisticuffs, which primitive would win?
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2013, 09:49:21 AM »
Quote from: Skul on August 17, 2013, 07:39:58 AM
I think both would just slap the air in front of them, and never make any contact.


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