I'm sure poor addled grasswipe Judy Smith gets lots of action on eBay.
She mutters along, bundled up in the heat, tugging her little red wagon heaped with other peoples' junk, saved from their devil strips.
That unintelligible mumbling and muttering is about all the money she's going to make from these treasures.
Hundreds for this old computer CRT, more hundreds for that torn ottoman, a fortune for that broken VCR, and all of it, all of it, will go toward finally opening the pie shop.