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Offline USA4ME

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The "Republicans can't be Christians" meme
« on: August 14, 2013, 01:27:32 PM »
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I have come to the conclusion that republicans can't be Christians. They're all a bunch greedy ****ing, self centered, judgemental, ignorant bunch of ****ers!!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023462406#post15

I always find these threads to be amusing.

According to what we've read from the primitives (and the political left in general), the teachings of Jesus involved taxing the rich and then using the gov't to distribute the money derived from those tax receipts to those it deems to be in need. If you support gov't doing these things, then your personal involvement in the lives of helping others isn't necessary. In fact, it's the same as you doing it.

Yeah, I know it's  :mental:

But, it is what they believe.

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Re: The "Republicans can't be Christians" meme
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2013, 01:34:03 PM »
DUmmies aren't Christians because then GOD would tax them 10% to help the poor......but then again, they don't pay any government taxes either. So, they are neither good Christians nor good citizens.
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Re: The "Republicans can't be Christians" meme
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2013, 01:35:25 PM »
When a DUmbass acknowledges Jesus presented Himself as Lord and Saviour I may listen to their (wrong) opinions on anything to do with Him.
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Re: The "Republicans can't be Christians" meme
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2013, 01:38:50 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 14, 2013, 01:34:03 PM
DUmmies aren't Christians because then GOD would tax them 10% to help the poor......but then again, they don't pay any government taxes either. So, they are neither good Christians nor good citizens.

But it never stops them from telling us how bad we are.

After all, they're the most smartest people on the internet, if not the entire universe.

Just ask them!   :lmao:
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Re: The "Republicans can't be Christians" meme
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2013, 01:42:31 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on August 14, 2013, 01:38:50 PM
But it never stops them from telling us how bad we are.

After all, they're the most smartest people on the internet, if not the entire universe.

Just ask them!   :lmao:

They are so small and narrow minded.
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Re: The "Republicans can't be Christians" meme
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2013, 01:45:44 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on August 14, 2013, 01:42:31 PM
They are so small and narrow minded.

I think you give them too much credit for being human to begin with.   :lmao:
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Re: The "Republicans can't be Christians" meme
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2013, 01:52:24 PM »
I just can't help but laugh at the way they view how Christianity works. As I said, their viewpoint is "Oh, there's someone in need? Then let's take money from others via taxes, create a gov't program to see to that need, and then we've done our part." The idea of actually one-on-one helping others never comes into play with the political left. It's always from a distance with the tools to help people having been taken from others. Personal sacrifice is anathema to liberals.

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Re: The "Republicans can't be Christians" meme
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2013, 02:12:49 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on August 14, 2013, 01:52:24 PM
Personal sacrifice is anathema to liberals.

That's why they can't be Christians.


2 Thessalonians 3:10

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10 For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.
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Re: The "Republicans can't be Christians" meme
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2013, 02:31:19 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on August 14, 2013, 01:42:31 PM
They are so small and narrow minded.
They're DUmmies, what do you expect?

But the world record for stupid religious comments is still held by W, when he called muzzies the "religion of peace".
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Re: The "Republicans can't be Christians" meme
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2013, 02:46:50 PM »
Quote from: USA4ME on August 14, 2013, 01:27:32 PM
I always find these threads to be amusing.

According to what we've read from the primitives (and the political left in general), the teachings of Jesus involved taxing the rich and then using the gov't to distribute the money derived from those tax receipts to those it deems to be in need. If you support gov't doing these things, then your personal involvement in the lives of helping others isn't necessary. In fact, it's the same as you doing it.

Yeah, I know it's  :mental:

But, it is what they believe.

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First, what a hate filled rant by the DUchebag. What would a DUchebag be if not for greed, envy, and hate?

Second you forgot to add in while taking a huge percentage before passing it on and getting ultra rich. It's  slavery plain and simple..
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Re: The "Republicans can't be Christians" meme
« Reply #10 on: August 14, 2013, 03:31:31 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on August 14, 2013, 02:31:19 PM
They're DUmmies, what do you expect?

But the world record for stupid religious comments is still held by W, when he called muzzies the "religion of peace".

The DUmmies like to pick and choose parts of Christianity to suit them.
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Re: The "Republicans can't be Christians" meme
« Reply #11 on: August 14, 2013, 04:13:23 PM »
Quote from: Ptarmigan on August 14, 2013, 03:31:31 PM
The DUmmies like to pick and choose parts of Christianity to suit them.

Exactly, and the parts change as well.

Half of the time it's parts which they (mistakenly) take to support liberalism and use them to bash conservatives.
Half of the time it's parts which they dislike and use them to bash conservatives.
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Re: The "Republicans can't be Christians" meme
« Reply #12 on: August 14, 2013, 04:25:28 PM »
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I have come to the conclusion that republicans can't be Christians. They're all a bunch greedy ****ing, self centered, judgemental, ignorant bunch of ****ers!!!!



Pot meet kettle?    :bird:
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Re: The "Republicans can't be Christians" meme
« Reply #13 on: August 14, 2013, 07:17:33 PM »
Yep. The very people who fear, hate and despise Christians are always the people who claim to know the most about the faith. They can't quote a Bible verse without looking it up on a "safe" liberal site...and yet they want to define what I can or can't believe.

I'm just glad my savior is not a govt program.
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Re: The "Republicans can't be Christians" meme
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2013, 05:49:58 AM »
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I have come to the conclusion that republicans can't be Christians. They're all a bunch greedy ****ing, self centered, judgemental, ignorant bunch of ****ers!!!!
Oh the irony! :rotf:
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Re: The "Republicans can't be Christians" meme
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2013, 06:27:06 AM »
I'm pretty sure the Bible never mentions what political party one must support in order to be a Christian.
I also know that Jesus never mentioned taking anything by force to give to the needy. His message was if you followed him, you would be as helpful as you could possibly be to those around you. He didn't say petition the government to take from the evil rich greedy bastards.

Leftists have as much understanding about the Bible as they do about the Constitution.

It also amuses me that they invoke the "sky daddy" when they think they can somehow use it to further their agenda, any other time the name of Jesus must never be mentioned in public.

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