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Offline Ptarmigan

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Couple Busted After In-Flight Pleasure Session
« on: August 09, 2013, 10:17:07 AM »
Couple Busted After In-Flight Pleasure Session
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sex/couple-busted-for-in-flight-sex-456912

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AUGUST 8--A couple who allegedly engaged in a series of “lewd, indecent, and obscene” sex acts on a plane bound for Las Vegas are facing federal criminal charges, The Smoking Gun has learned.

According to a complaint filed this week in U.S. District Court, Jessica Stroble, 33, and Christopher Martin began getting frisky after an Allegiant Airlines flight departed Medford, Oregon for Nevada in late-June.

As detailed in the raunchy misdemeanor complaint, a passenger sitting across from the duo on the 90-minute flight observed Stroble “perform oral sex and manually stimulate the genitalia of a male passenger sitting in the window seat next to her.” After the act was completed, the witness watched as Stroble “wiped off her mouth while the male put his penis back inside his pants.”

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Re: Couple Busted After In-Flight Pleasure Session
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2013, 02:13:04 PM »
Mile High Club? Ur doing it wrong.................sort of.
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Re: Couple Busted After In-Flight Pleasure Session
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2013, 07:22:35 AM »
If airlines offered in-flight meals again, this kind of thing wouldn't happen.
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Re: Couple Busted After In-Flight Pleasure Session
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2013, 07:41:26 AM »
If airlines offered in-flight meals again, this kind of thing wouldn't happen.
She needed her protein.

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Re: Couple Busted After In-Flight Pleasure Session
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2013, 12:52:31 PM »
She needed her protein.

For any one that gets the jitters when flying, this will take your mind off the problem and be more interesting then the in flight movie.

We hired a Gray Hound to take 50 of us at work to NJ  to the board walk Casino's .    Now that was interesting, on the way down, before the piss tests, the one bathroom was full of people inside smoking pot.   Every time the door opened the bus was full of fumes. Some of the older office workers up front began to act strangely.     

We stopped at the 3 hour half limit to get food and a clean bathroom, when we got back the driver pulled the old I have been robbed trick, I had seen this a time or two so I knew what he was up to.   

On the way back all kinds of action in the bus, on that 6 hour ride back, seemed like with the drugs and booze half the bus turned into a sex party and clowns, one Japanese woman lobed oranges at our heads and lots going on under peoples coats.   

Fascinating to me,   trying to figure out who was doing what to who.   One has to remember these were the people we saw and worked with 40 hours a week.   

Never saw this flying but as I have problems with that, a little distraction would have been welcome.