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Offline CG6468

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Plant a Pig!
« on: August 09, 2013, 10:16:38 AM »
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In Seville Spain, local people found a way to stop the construction of another mosque in their town. They buried a pig on the site, and made sure this would be known by the local press.

The Islamic rules forbid the erecting of a Mosque on "pig soiled ground."

The Muslims had to cancel the project. This land was sold to them by government officials.

No protests were needed by the local people, and ... it worked!

Plant a pig

In Texas they have an overabundance of feral pigs. They could send them all over the country, and just plant them everywhere!

Americans, put on your thinking caps, and let's find a solution to this problem of a spreading menace to the American way of life! If pigs are the answer, lets do it!
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Re: Plant a Pig!
« Reply #1 on: August 09, 2013, 10:21:36 AM »
Coach lives right by an old pig farm, so he's covered by an islamic force field. But for the rest of us we need to know the pig per acre ratio. Just to be safe.
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Offline JohnnyReb

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Re: Plant a Pig!
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2013, 10:44:20 AM »
Go organic, plant some swine (Muslims) along with the pig.
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Re: Plant a Pig!
« Reply #3 on: August 09, 2013, 10:53:43 AM »
Now that is thinking outside the box...er...pen or whatever. Greyt idea.
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Re: Plant a Pig!
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2013, 11:49:42 AM »
Quote from: marv on August 09, 2013, 10:53:43 AM
Now that is thinking outside the box...er...pen or whatever. Greyt idea.

I believe that the proper term would be 'sty.' O-)
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