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Gullible DUmbasses Duped Yet Again
« on: August 08, 2013, 06:27:17 PM »
Fresh off the humiliating Great Wal*Mart Headband-Ripping Scandal of a few days ago, DUmbshits buy into another ridiculously implausable story about the Tea Party boycotting Ebony Magazine:

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Ebony Magazine Mocks Tea Party In Response To Controversy Over Trayvon Covers

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EBONY        ✔ @EBONYMag

We have so many Tea Party readers and followers. To lose all zero of them due to our September cover would be devastating.
2:58 PM - 7 Aug 2013

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http://www.mediaite.com/online/ebony-magazine-mocks-tea-party-in-response-to-controversy-over-trayvon-covers/
 
That is awesome!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023423446


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3. LOL. n/

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4. WOO!

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6. For real though.

Get a brain Morans!

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Cha (128,203 posts)

10. Poor teabaggers.. didn't like Ebony Mag's 4 Powerful

Covers on "We Are Trayvon"! Shocking.

Perfect response from Ebony! "..to lose all zero of them.. would be devastating" rofl
 
Mahalo, RockaFowler

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15. Oh snap!

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18. Gold, Jerry. Gold!

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mstinamotorcity2 (485 posts)

21. This is our time!!!

Teabaggers are going out of style like plastic fruit on a hat.

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24. I love this! nt


Except, no such "Tea Party boycott" ever existed, ya lame-ass morons.


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Yesterday 6:36pm g 33,592L 149
 
Ha Ha, Did the Tea Party Boycott Ebony Magazine? (No.)
 


Early Wednesday afternoon, the Twitter account of Ebony magazine raised an alarm about a distressing new campaign targeting the magazine:
 

The remark referred to a swirl of unsubstantiated rumors, mostly on Twitter, that a group of Tea Party members had vowed to boycott Ebony for its decision to feature people wearing hoodies on four different editions of its September issue — a response to the July acquittal of George Zimmerman for shooting and killing Trayvon Martin. Which is mildly amusing inasmuch as a mass exodus of Ebony's Tea Party audience is unlikely to substantially affect the magazine's bottom line. Sadly, it was immediately clear that no discernible group of Tea Partiers had actually vowed to join the notional boycott. So where did these rumors come from?

The first mention of any proposed boycott of Ebony (limited to today) appeared in a single comment on Breitbart.com. A few hours later, this was passed off with complete credulity by U.S. News & World Report. But the very first mention of some sort of organized boycott appeared on the Twitter account of a Tom Head, a freelance writer living in Jackson, Mississippi:

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Tom Head, Ph.D. @_tomhead

Heh. Tea Party lynching apologists now threaten to boycott @EBONYMag over the Trayvon cover, as if any of them would have subscribed anyway.
1:57 PM - 7 Aug 2013

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When asked, Head refused to explain where he saw these "Tea Party lynching apologists" (note: plural) threatening to boycott Ebony.

So. A few lessons:
 
1) THERE WAS NO BOYCOTT.
 
2) Twitter is terrible. (Follow me on Twitter.)

http://gawker.com/ha-ha-did-the-tea-party-boycott-ebony-magazine-no-1059205620?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

 :rotf: :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
 
 
 
 

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Re: Gullible DUmbasses Duped Yet Again
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2013, 06:36:01 PM »
If it makes them feel better, I'll boycott that racist rag.  You gotta be pretty stupid when 75% of your intended audience can't read.

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Re: Gullible DUmbasses Duped Yet Again
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2013, 06:38:46 PM »
I'll be boycotting Ebony.

And along with them: Honky, Browny, Chinky and Reddy.
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Re: Gullible DUmbasses Duped Yet Again
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2013, 06:39:42 PM »
I'll be boycotting Ebony.

And along with them: Honky, Browny, Chinky and Reddy.

Don't forget Slappy.

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Re: Gullible DUmbasses Duped Yet Again
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2013, 06:42:34 PM »
I suppose everyone needs something to get exited about.

Good for the DUmmies, they made up something else to get excited about.

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Re: Gullible DUmbasses Duped Yet Again
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2013, 06:47:44 PM »
You gotta be pretty stupid when 75% of your intended audience can't read.
I heard they dropped the cursive edition a few years back.

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Re: Gullible DUmbasses Duped Yet Again
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2013, 07:01:13 PM »
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36. Tea Partiers can READ?!?!
 
Who knew???


At least they can spell  :whistling:


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41. Hoodies have groan on me over the last couple of years.
 
Mainly due to my wife who loves them, so I started to were them more often.

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Re: Gullible DUmbasses Duped Yet Again
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2013, 07:44:01 PM »
Racist magazine tells people that are not racist they are racists.

I'm going to start a magazine called "BEIGE" and let's see how far that gets before RACISM is called.
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Re: Gullible DUmbasses Duped Yet Again
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2013, 07:54:42 PM »
Once more libs prove that the level of "stupid" is a raise in pay grade for them.

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Re: Gullible DUmbasses Duped Yet Again
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2013, 08:14:52 PM »
I subscribe to "White Hispanic Weekly".  This weeks cover story is "Hoodies In The Crosshairs".

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Re: Gullible DUmbasses Duped Yet Again
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2013, 08:19:34 PM »
I subscribe to "White Hispanic Weekly".  This weeks cover story is "Hoodies In The Crosshairs".

 :racist: :racista:


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Re: Gullible DUmbasses Duped Yet Again
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2013, 08:26:21 PM »
I refuse to watch anything on BET. Where is WET ? The possibilities are endless.
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Re: Gullible DUmbasses Duped Yet Again
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2013, 08:28:32 PM »
I refuse to watch anything on BET. Where is WET ? The possibilities are endless.
I thought that was CBS.
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Re: Gullible DUmbasses Duped Yet Again
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2013, 08:31:30 PM »
I thought that was CBS.

nah, WET is/was honey boo boo.
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Re: Gullible DUmbasses Duped Yet Again
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2013, 08:33:33 PM »
nah, WET is/was honey boo boo.
Yeah, there's not a whole lot of learning happening at The Learning Channel any longer.

Kind of sad.
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Re: Gullible DUmbasses Duped Yet Again
« Reply #15 on: August 08, 2013, 08:38:31 PM »
EBONY Magazine's finest hour:  Michael Jackson in 2000.

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« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2013, 08:40:35 PM »
^Imagining Churchill's finest hour quote here.
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Re: Gullible DUmbasses Duped Yet Again
« Reply #17 on: August 08, 2013, 08:41:02 PM »
I heard they dropped the cursive edition a few years back.

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« Reply #18 on: August 08, 2013, 09:13:22 PM »
It's like taking candy from a baby.

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Re: Gullible DUmbasses Duped Yet Again
« Reply #19 on: August 08, 2013, 11:18:57 PM »
If it makes them feel better, I'll boycott that racist rag.  You gotta be pretty stupid when 75% of your intended audience can't read.

Inadvertently, I have boycotted Ebony Magazine since it's inception.  Never knew it existed.
              

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Re: Gullible DUmbasses Duped Yet Again
« Reply #20 on: August 09, 2013, 02:56:32 AM »
If it makes them feel better, I'll boycott that racist rag.  You gotta be pretty stupid when 75% of your intended audience can't read.

About 20 years ago I had a coworker that mentioned a coworker was always reading Ebony magazine when she should be doing her job. He said "what would happen if I was reading a magazine called Ivory."  :-)

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Re: Gullible DUmbasses Duped Yet Again
« Reply #21 on: August 09, 2013, 04:55:41 AM »
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10. Poor teabaggers.. didn't like Ebony Mag's 4 Powerful

Covers
on "We Are Trayvon"! Shocking.

The left are such idiots that they don't realize that Ebony is using Trayvon to make money.  Ebony knows that some or many idiots will by all 4 different covers of the rag and will probably at least double their circulation for the month or week, however often they publish the rag.

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Re: Gullible DUmbasses Duped Yet Again
« Reply #22 on: August 09, 2013, 06:41:28 AM »
Ebony cover art:


Saint Skittles


Baby Trayvon


No Limits Nigga


He Chose...Poorly.

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Re: Gullible DUmbasses Duped Yet Again
« Reply #23 on: August 09, 2013, 07:18:55 AM »
Dear DUmbasses:

Stop being so *******ed gullible.  Do you know how stupid you look?

This was mocked mercilessly on twitter yesterday. 

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« Reply #24 on: August 09, 2013, 07:43:41 AM »
About 20 years ago I had a coworker that mentioned a coworker was always reading Ebony magazine when she should be doing her job. He said "what would happen if I was reading a magazine called Ivory."  :-)
Put them both together for perfect harmony...

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