Do you know this canine operative?
(The Daisy operative)
The canine operative infiltrated my domain approximately one week ago. She used the clever ploy of appearing malnourished and hungry to play on the wife’s sympathy and gain entrance.
I interrogated her intensely as to her name and point of origin. She remained completely silent though out and only offered blank stares which leads me to believe she is indeed a professional agent.
As she remains silent as to her true name, the wife has issued her the codename Daisy.
You will notice a small mark on her forehead between and just above her eyes. This mark was placed there by a feline agent who infiltrated the domain during the winter. This feline agent is a split-personality operative who is sometimes franksolich and is sometimes Frank “The Punisher†Castle and was apparently displaying a form of kat-fu to the Daisy operative.
(fransolich / Frank "The Punisher" Castle)
The second night that she was here she crushed the TV remote with her bare teeth in what I suspect was a warning to me. The wife gave her a stuffed bear which she immediately proceed to disembowel. On her fourth day here she attempted to eat the couch.
Saturday the wife decided that if she was going to be here for any amount of time she needed a bath. The wife filled the bathtub with water and called the operative into the bathroom. As soon as operative’s paws touched the water what can only be described as an action-adventure-comedy begin to take place.
The Rumble in Jungle had nothing on the Hubbub in the Bathtub.
Apparently the covert agency that dispatched the Daisy operative took the time to teach her several martial arts disciplines. The wife was attempting several MMA grappling techniques, but the operative’s martial arts training helped her to hold her own. There was water splashing every where. When it was done it looked like both had gotten a bath.
That brings us up to yesterday. I mentioned that the operative attempted to eat the couch. Yesterday she succeeded in eating part of it. At least a part of the cover and stuffing. She also apparently ate a portion of a plastic feed bowl. I say that she “apparently†ate it because where there once was a whole plastic bowl there is now only a shredded half of a bowl. No other pieces to be found.
Let’s do a quick summary…
She has possibly eaten part of a couch cover, part of couch stuffing, and part of a plastic bowl. With that in mind I told the wife to keep watch when the operative went outside to do her business because she may possibly shit a patio chair.
The Daisy operative also has some sort of weird obsession with a feline youth name Speed Bump who has dreams of being a professional race shoe driver. The Daisy operative likes to carry Speed Bump around in her mouth which is something the Speed Bump does not appear to be to fond of.
(Speed Bump on the backstretch)
(Speed Bump taking a curve)
