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A Story CG Should Love...
« on: August 07, 2013, 08:07:24 PM »
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Re: A Story CG Should Love...
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2013, 08:11:22 PM »
Quote from: obumazombie on August 07, 2013, 08:07:24 PM
A man rescues a dog trapped on a sinking ship. Then he goes back to...

http://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/home-garden/shipwrecked-man-graham-anley-saves-dog-rosie-before-wife-sheryl-off-coast-of-south-africa/story-fni0dm3h-1226692445625


I know somebody who will be sleeping in the dog house, and it won't be the dog!! :rotf:
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Re: A Story CG Should Love...
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2013, 09:45:32 PM »
Ya know....I read that story today.  I don't think his wife needed saving.  The dog couldn't swim.  I think he did the right thing. 
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Re: A Story CG Should Love...
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2013, 09:58:54 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on August 07, 2013, 09:45:32 PM
Ya know....I read that story today.  I don't think his wife needed saving.  The dog couldn't swim.  I think he did the right thing. 

True, and it was like the boat was sinking.  They had run aground.
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Re: A Story CG Should Love...
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2013, 10:04:38 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on August 07, 2013, 09:58:54 PM
True, and it was like the boat was sinking.  They had run aground.

Exactly.  She had a lifejacket on.   :thatsright:  If biersmythe and I were on a boat with Angus, and the same happened, I would expect him to get Angus to safety first. 
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Re: A Story CG Should Love...
« Reply #5 on: August 07, 2013, 11:34:14 PM »
Had that actually happen while hoisting a couple off their sinking boat.  We lowered the basket and they stuck the dog in first.  People can be funny when it comes to their pets.  Another crew had a husband grab the basket and climb in leaving his wife in the water.  Our Commanding Officer had a talk with the guy when they landed back at the base. Don't know what he said to him but, we got a Congressional complaint a few weeks later.
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Re: A Story CG Should Love...
« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2013, 11:35:40 PM »
Cute dog. 

Wonder what the wife looked like.


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Re: A Story CG Should Love...
« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2013, 11:37:53 PM »
Quote from: Chris_ on August 07, 2013, 11:35:40 PM
Cute dog. 

Wonder what the wife looked like.


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Somethin' like this, I imagine...

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Re: A Story CG Should Love...
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2013, 08:16:22 AM »
What the hell were they doing in 22' seas? Geez......
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Re: A Story CG Should Love...
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2013, 08:43:36 AM »
Well naturally you rescue the dog first, when the dog gets rescued he quits whining.
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Re: A Story CG Should Love...
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2013, 09:08:31 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on August 08, 2013, 08:43:36 AM
Well naturally you rescue the dog first, when the dog gets rescued he quits whining.

Ok.  That made me  :rofl:  so you get a H5!
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Re: A Story CG Should Love...
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2013, 11:43:29 AM »
A dog is man's best friend.....everything else comes in in second place.
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Re: A Story CG Should Love...
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2013, 11:55:48 AM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on August 07, 2013, 10:04:38 PM
Exactly.  She had a lifejacket on.   :thatsright:  If biersmythe and I were on a boat with Angus, and the same happened, I would expect him to get Angus to safety first. 

The dog had a life jacket on too. Complete with emergency strobe light. Kinda wondering if hers had an emergency strobe light too.

If not, his ass is sleeping in the dog house for awhile.  :rotf:
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Re: A Story CG Should Love...
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2013, 11:58:47 AM »
I would want my imaginary boyfriend to grab our imaginary dog first as well. I know enough to hold unto something or tread water...
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Re: A Story CG Should Love...
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2013, 01:01:55 PM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on August 07, 2013, 11:37:53 PM
Somethin' like this, I imagine...


Probably not far from the truth. :o :bolt: :runaway:
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