Air Force General:  Mr. President, we've just invented an invisibility cloak for Air Force One. Air Force One is now invisible insuring your security in the face of growing hostility.
Obama:  No  Shit?
General:  That's right, sir. Will you be going along on its maiden flight?  
Obama:  Wouldn't miss this it for the world.  
General:  Have a good trip, sir.  
