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Oregon Woman Plans to Parade Topless On July 4
« on: June 18, 2008, 01:28:23 PM »
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ASHLAND, Ore. —  A woman seen frequently in Ashland riding topless on her bicycle says she plans to be in Ashland's Fourth of July parade free and independent of all clothing but a hemp G-string. The Chamber of Commerce says that's contrary to the rules for the family celebration. She says she'll sue if she can't parade as she wishes.

Jen Moss has been known as "The Naked Lady" since she moved to Ashland in May from Ojai, Calif., drawn by the town's nudity laws. They specify only that people must cover their genitalia in a city park or the downtown commercial district, which means Moss need not cover her breasts.

The police in California, she says, harassed her when she rode her bicycle wearing a G-string and pasties.

Moss applied for an entry for the parade, which draws thousands each year.

The Ashland Chamber of Commerce learned of her coverage plans from an online posting. She promised to lead in-line skaters "wearing only a hemp G-string and blowing a conch shell."

"We don't feel that someone in the parade who is topless or nearly naked is appropriate for a family audience," said parade chairman James Kidd.

He said a letter was sent to Moss on Monday and wouldn't speak specifically about the chamber's position until he was certain that she had received the letter.

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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,368283,00.html

No pics, I was scared of what I might find if I googled her.  :-)
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Re: Oregon Woman Plans to Parade Topless On July 4
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2008, 02:40:31 PM »
Quote from: bijou on June 18, 2008, 01:28:23 PM
No pics, I was scared of what I might find if I googled her.  :-)

Judging from the tiny thumbnails Google's news search provides, she's possibly a couple of beers short of being doable.  No, not for her.  For us guys.
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Re: Oregon Woman Plans to Parade Topless On July 4
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2008, 03:04:22 PM »
My aunt and uncle live in Ojai, they see this nut bag all the time. A couple of months ago they almost hit her with their jeep after she skated right out in front of them.
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Re: Oregon Woman Plans to Parade Topless On July 4
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2008, 03:19:21 PM »
She's butt-ugly. Someone would have to do her doggy-style.
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Re: Oregon Woman Plans to Parade Topless On July 4
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2008, 03:39:53 PM »
Maybe they should follow Denvers plan to buy those Pepper guns in case that parade becomes a full scale riot?
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Re: Oregon Woman Plans to Parade Topless On July 4
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2008, 03:51:18 PM »
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Re: Oregon Woman Plans to Parade Topless On July 4
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2008, 03:53:33 PM »
BTW -- most people who go nude for political or cultural reasons should generally NOT ever be allowed outside their home sans clothes.  NEVER.

Just go to a nude beach and you'll see what I mean.
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Re: Oregon Woman Plans to Parade Topless On July 4
« Reply #7 on: June 18, 2008, 04:36:53 PM »
Holy Crap! I googled it's picture.

That's a dude.  :mental:
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Re: Oregon Woman Plans to Parade Topless On July 4
« Reply #8 on: June 18, 2008, 08:50:23 PM »
Quote from: Big Don on June 18, 2008, 03:04:22 PM
My aunt and uncle live in Ojai, they see this nut bag all the time. A couple of months ago they almost hit her with their jeep after she skated right out in front of them.

Obviously, you're aunt and uncle weren't trying hard enough.   :naughty:
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Re: Oregon Woman Plans to Parade Topless On July 4
« Reply #9 on: June 18, 2008, 08:51:41 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003 on June 18, 2008, 03:53:33 PM
BTW -- most people who go nude for political or cultural reasons should generally NOT ever be allowed outside their home sans clothes.  NEVER.

Just go to a nude beach and you'll see what I mean.


Or if you don't know where any nude beaches are (and no one would blame you), check out the Zombietime photojournal website.  Lots of barf-inducing pics of nekkid moonbats.
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Re: Oregon Woman Plans to Parade Topless On July 4
« Reply #10 on: June 18, 2008, 11:01:36 PM »
*note:  Never, ever go to Ashland, Oregon*
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Re: Oregon Woman Plans to Parade Topless On July 4
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2008, 11:10:46 PM »
I must have been going to the wrong nude beaches.

A lot off hotties on the ones I have been to.
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Re: Oregon Woman Plans to Parade Topless On July 4
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2008, 12:07:01 AM »
Quote from: rich_t on June 18, 2008, 11:10:46 PM
I must have been going to the wrong nude beaches.

A lot off hotties on the ones I have been to.

The wrong ones are the ones with hotties on them?  Are you really sure that's what you want to be saying?
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Re: Oregon Woman Plans to Parade Topless On July 4
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2008, 12:15:10 AM »
Quote from: jinxmchue on June 19, 2008, 12:07:01 AM
Quote from: rich_t on June 18, 2008, 11:10:46 PM
I must have been going to the wrong nude beaches.

A lot off hotties on the ones I have been to.

The wrong ones are the ones with hotties on them?  Are you really sure that's what you want to be saying?

I was responding to freedumb's comment of: 
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BTW -- most people who go nude for political or cultural reasons should generally NOT ever be allowed outside their home sans clothes.  NEVER.

Just go to a nude beach and you'll see what I mean.




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Re: Oregon Woman Plans to Parade Topless On July 4
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2008, 03:24:04 AM »
I heard about this on Lars Larson today. Even some moonbats are laughing at this bimbo. Ashland is a wonderful place. Granted, many refer (or reefer, depending on your perspective)  to it as "The People's Republic of Ashland" but that could be said about Portland and Eugene too. They have a wonderful Shakespeare festival and you can't beat Southern Oregon College for a great party school! Still they could use a few less nutcases. But I guess I'm pretty used to it by now. I've lived in OR most of my life and don't think I notice the crazy so much anymore.

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Re: Oregon Woman Plans to Parade Topless On July 4
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2008, 05:17:40 AM »
Quote from: rich_t on June 19, 2008, 12:15:10 AM
Quote from: jinxmchue on June 19, 2008, 12:07:01 AM
Quote from: rich_t on June 18, 2008, 11:10:46 PM
I must have been going to the wrong nude beaches.

A lot off hotties on the ones I have been to.

The wrong ones are the ones with hotties on them?  Are you really sure that's what you want to be saying?

I was responding to freedumb's comment of: 
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BTW -- most people who go nude for political or cultural reasons should generally NOT ever be allowed outside their home sans clothes.  NEVER.

Just go to a nude beach and you'll see what I mean.

That's your story so stick to it!  :uhsure:





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Re: Oregon Woman Plans to Parade Topless On July 4
« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2008, 06:06:22 AM »
Hemp G-string, huh? ....is that the new way to get high?
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Re: Oregon Woman Plans to Parade Topless On July 4
« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2008, 03:44:17 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on June 19, 2008, 06:06:22 AM
Hemp G-string, huh? ....is that the new way to get high?

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Re: Oregon Woman Plans to Parade Topless On July 4
« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2008, 04:15:41 PM »
Quote from: Vonne on June 19, 2008, 03:41:50 PM
I'd offer to give everyone a ride there, but last time I went to Oregon... I broke an axle, lost 2 oxen forging the river, and poor lil' Jenny died from the plague  :thatsright:

I did score some good bison meat though  :cheersmate:

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Re: Oregon Woman Plans to Parade Topless On July 4
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2008, 07:14:58 PM »
Quote from: Vonne on June 19, 2008, 03:41:50 PM
I'd offer to give everyone a ride there, but last time I went to Oregon... I broke an axle, lost 2 oxen forging the river, and poor lil' Jenny died from the plague  :thatsright:

I did score some good bison meat though  :cheersmate:

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