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Offline dandi

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She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
« on: August 05, 2013, 05:28:57 PM »
... and Obama made her sleep on the wet spot.

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I broke up with my bf because of my political aliegence.

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left my fiends.

Moved far far away. contributed as much as I could.

Proudly displayed my Obama/Biden sticker for months..

Contribued to the campaign with time and money.

to be told, nothing has changed. We still kill innocent people. we still don't give a **** about the homeless and the poor.

Excuse me Mr President. Are you going to keep any of your promises??

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6. How about the affordable health care? quit killing innocent people?

help the envioroment? help the education and infrastructure? raise minimum wage??

hello?

You don't bring me flowers ... anymoooooore

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3. I'm sorry to hear that

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I agree that Obama has turned out to be a massive disappointment. Maybe it is time to start looking past him, to 2016. Unless he has a progressive vision/revelation. I doubt he will change much in the meantime.

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2. please don't take this the wrong way

as i certainly understand your desire to be with likeminded people... however, no politician is worth losing friends, family or lovers over. if the ideals are too different, then yeah, i get it... but politicians are NOT about ideals. they are about getting elected, re-elected and supporting those who gave them shitloads of money.

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Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2013, 05:36:00 PM »
"left my fiends."  Isn't it funny how a small spelling error can really amp up the humor in a lame story.
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Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2013, 05:48:16 PM »
,and instead of screwing her he screwed the whole country.   <---the rest of the title?

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Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2013, 05:48:48 PM »
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3. I'm sorry to hear that

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I agree that Obama has turned out to be a massive disappointment

There is a lesson there.   Hellll-ooooooooooo?

Your entire worldview is adolescent fantasy nonsense.

Taking notes?

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2. please don't take this the wrong way

as i certainly understand your desire to be with likeminded people... however, no politician is worth losing friends, family or lovers over. if the ideals are too different, then yeah, i get it... but politicians are NOT about ideals. they are about getting elected, re-elected and supporting those who gave them shitloads of money.

...and yet, you helmet children act like love-struck six year-olds, in the presence of Marxist frauds.


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Permanent psychosis. 
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Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2013, 06:00:20 PM »
My wife's dog is smarter than this bunch.

Statement to DUmmie: If you vote for me I'll give you a treat.
DUmmie's response: Yeaaaaaa! <then votes>

Statement to my wife's dog: If you sit I'll give you a treat.
Dog's response: Yeaaaaaa! <then sits>

After not receiving the promised treat....

Statement to DUmmie: If you vote for me again I'll really give you a treat this time.
DUmmie's response: Yeaaaaa! <then votes>

Statement to my wife's dog: If you sit again I'll really give you a treat this time.
Dog's response: I'm not stupid, asshole, and I'm not falling for your treat trick again <then walks away>
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Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2013, 06:43:52 PM »
"Dear DarkAngel,
No, and stop calling me, do restraining orders mean nothing to you?  It's OVER.  O-V-E-R.  That money was a gift, I don't owe you anything, according to my lawyer, Eric. 
Who the f*** gave you my number this time, anyway?
Yours never ever ever,
Barack Obama"

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Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2013, 08:15:36 PM »
Has it self deleted the thread yet?
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Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2013, 08:46:55 PM »
Lucky boyfriend.
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Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2013, 12:12:58 AM »
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...We still kill innocent people...

Yes. Yes y'all do. Over 50 million and counting.


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Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2013, 01:13:55 AM »
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Contributed to the campaign with time and money.

I guess this DUmbass has never heard the saying "A fool and their money are soon parted".
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Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
« Reply #10 on: August 06, 2013, 01:21:23 AM »
Quote from: DumbAss Tanker on August 05, 2013, 06:43:52 PM
"Dear DarkAngel,
No, and stop calling me, do restraining orders mean nothing to you?  It's OVER.  O-V-E-R.  That money was a gift, I don't owe you anything, according to my lawyer, Eric. 
Who the f*** gave you my number this time, anyway?
Yours never ever ever,
Barack Obama"

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Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
« Reply #11 on: August 06, 2013, 06:04:08 AM »
Quote from: Carl on August 05, 2013, 08:15:36 PM
Has it self deleted the thread yet?

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This message was self-deleted by its author (darkangel218) on Tue Aug 6, 2013, 03:30 AM. When the original post in a discussion thread is self-deleted, the entire discussion thread is automatically locked so new replies cannot be posted.
 


As predictable as always.     :rotf:
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Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
« Reply #12 on: August 06, 2013, 06:40:55 AM »
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Excuse me Mr President. Are you going to keep any of your promises??


and Obama said "No, thanks for the screw though.  I'll call you"
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Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
« Reply #13 on: August 06, 2013, 06:52:21 AM »
Quote from: hillneck on August 06, 2013, 06:04:08 AM

As predictable as always.     :rotf:

That may be why DUmmie DorkAngeles' Republican boyfriend left her*.

She says and does stupid shit, then tries to "self-delete". That doesn't work in real life.



*Not discounting her poor hygiene; poor attitude; poor work ethic; poor life choices; poor choice in "friends"; poor sexual technique; or the Che Guevera tattoo right above her pubis with her untrimmed, unwashed thicket as his beard... of course.
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Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
« Reply #14 on: August 06, 2013, 06:55:59 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on August 06, 2013, 06:52:21 AM
That may be why DUmmie DorkAngeles' Republican boyfriend left her*.

She says and does stupid shit, then tries to "self-delete". That doesn't work in real life.



*Not discounting her poor hygiene; poor attitude; poor work ethic; poor life choices; poor choice in "friends"; poor sexual technique; or the Che Guevera tattoo right above her pubis with her untrimmed, unwashed thicket as his beard... of course.

Now where's the tanker truck of mind bleach? :runaway: :puke:
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Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
« Reply #15 on: August 06, 2013, 07:37:46 AM »
Quote from: Big Dog on August 06, 2013, 06:52:21 AM
That may be why DUmmie DorkAngeles' Republican boyfriend left her*.

She says and does stupid shit, then tries to "self-delete". That doesn't work in real life.



*Not discounting her poor hygiene; poor attitude; poor work ethic; poor life choices; poor choice in "friends"; poor sexual technique; or the Che Guevera tattoo right above her pubis with her untrimmed, unwashed thicket as his beard... of course.[/b]

Now I would call that being able to stick it to the man.....but I wouldn't do her or Che.
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Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
« Reply #16 on: August 06, 2013, 08:21:09 AM »
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Excuse me Mr President. Are you going to keep any of your promises??

Trully yours, DA.

No, Dumb Ass, he's going to vacation more.
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Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
« Reply #17 on: August 06, 2013, 08:24:45 AM »
Quote from: Rebel on August 06, 2013, 08:21:09 AM
No, Dumb Ass, he's going to vacation more.

"The new president is a *&^%$##(*)&%@!$%^."...... "What did he say?"......"He said the new president is a &^%()&%$#@^!&^*."

....and he's living it up like a drunken one with a stolen credit card.
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Re: She left her boyfriend for Obama ...
« Reply #18 on: August 06, 2013, 11:35:45 AM »
Quote from: Zathras on August 06, 2013, 01:13:55 AM
I guess this DUmbass has never heard the saying "A fool and their money are soon parted".

Sadly, in this case, "A fool and our welfare money are soon parted."
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