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primitive has car in impound yard
« on: August 03, 2013, 09:37:31 PM »
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denbot (3,507 posts)   Sat Aug 3, 2013, 09:20 PM

An impound yard wants over $500 to release my stolen VW bug.

My WV was stolen from a nearby metro rail station. My wife got word it was recovered earlier this week just south of downtown L.A.
 
She went to the yard today to hopefully take it home. No engine, transmission, seats, the engine bonnet (hood), carpets, the crap in the glovebox, battery, and everything else not welded down, gone!
 
The yard won't let her remove the car because I'm the registered owner, and I can't be home till Monday. Her only option to not pay is to sign the pink over to the impound yard, but they won't even let her do that because, I'm not there.
 
So it wasn't good enough to be ripped off by car thieves, now the police impound yard wants a cut.
 
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denbot (3,507 posts)    Sat Aug 3, 2013, 10:05 PM

3. Every day it's there, they are charging me fees.

If I sign it over to them before Monday, they will wave all fees. As of Monday I'll owe about $600 or so, accruing every day until this is resolved.
 
So yeah, it would be better if we let them keep it, but they will make more money by finding ways to not accept it until we pay them.
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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2013, 09:53:56 PM »
OK I got a question:

Fact 1: It was stolen.

So how does the impound yard charge you for keeping the car there?  You are the victim. I suspect they told you that you had to get it out of there in a period of time and you didn't.

Something just does not smell right here.
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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2013, 09:55:19 PM »
OK I got a question:

Fact 1: It was stolen.

So how does the impound yard charge you for keeping the car there?  You are the victim. I suspect they told you that you had to get it out of there in a period of time and you didn't.

Something just does not smell right here.
The DUmmy is the registered owner... he's responsible for storage fees.  That's how the impound lot works.  If they find the shitbag that stole the car, he can sue for restitution.

I don't know what they charge... the last time I had a vehicle in impound was when my motorcycle was towed off after the last accident I was in.  I think they wanted $27/day for storage.  $500 is quite the bill.
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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2013, 10:08:14 PM »
The DUmmy is the registered owner... he's responsible for storage fees.  That's how the impound lot works.  If they find the shitbag that stole the car, he can sue for restitution.

I don't know what they charge... the last time I had a vehicle in impound was when my motorcycle was towed off after the last accident I was in.  I think they wanted $27/day for storage.  $500 is quite the bill.

Dayum Chris! I didn't know that!!!

Ain't that way around here. For a stolen car, the cops contact you and say your car is there and you have to get it by x date or they charge storage fees. This is the city/county/state yard. Now it is different if they tow it for parking illegally, accidents, etc.. Around here they use private towing companies and you got to pay the towing fees and the storage costs.

Maybe we are talking about apples and oranges here. 

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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2013, 10:09:20 PM »
For a stolen car, the cops contact you and say your car is there and you have to get it by x date or they charge storage fees.
Exactly.  I think the DUmmy either sat on his hands or ignored the notice(s) that came in the mail.  "Oh shit, another damn bill!"
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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #5 on: August 03, 2013, 10:47:00 PM »
Here, in Fresno, the once and future CAR THEFT CAPITOL of the US, when the police find your car, they phone you and tell you where it is.
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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2013, 11:07:51 PM »
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She went to the yard today to hopefully take it home. No engine, transmission, seats, the engine bonnet (hood), carpets, the crap in the glovebox, battery, and everything else not welded down, gone!

So...she was going to carry it on her back?

Without engine, transmission, seats, hood, carpets, battery, and "everything else not welded down", what's the chance a DUmpmobile would be worth $500?

All that's left is a bunch of stickers about whales, WalMart, and George Bush.

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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #7 on: August 03, 2013, 11:13:46 PM »
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She went to the yard today to hopefully take it home. No engine, transmission, seats, the engine bonnet (hood), carpets, the crap in the glovebox, battery, and everything else not welded down, gone!
Yeah, you're screwed.  Tough luck, dude.
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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #8 on: August 03, 2013, 11:19:17 PM »
OK I got a question:

Fact 1: It was stolen.

So how does the impound yard charge you for keeping the car there?  You are the victim. I suspect they told you that you had to get it out of there in a period of time and you didn't.

Something just does not smell right here.

In 1998 I had a car stolen, when it was recovered it took the police 3 days after the car was recovered to tell me where the car was being impounded, I had to foot the bill to get it out.
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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #9 on: August 03, 2013, 11:38:47 PM »
Friends of mine in Illinois recently had a car stolen and the thief was caught driving the car and under the influence.

It cost them several hundred bucks to get their own car back.

They presented the bill to their insurance company but still were stuck with the deductible. It took a couple weeks for them to get the check.

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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2013, 06:34:28 AM »
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An impound yard wants over $500 to release my stolen VW bug.

My WV was stolen from a nearby metro rail station. My wife got word it was recovered earlier this week just south of downtown L.A.
 
She went to the yard today to hopefully take it home. No engine, transmission, seats, the engine bonnet (hood), carpets, the crap in the glovebox, battery, and everything else not welded down, gone!

Talking about his German car, but calling a part by its British name- then defining it for the more parochial DUmmies.

Pretentious fool.

Bet he wants to drive it to Pockeeston.
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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2013, 07:09:13 AM »
He said the "bonnet" (hood) was missing, but I bet the "boot" (trunk) was not, because like GOBUCKS said, it was covered in "Respect Your Mother", "Visualize Whirled Peas", F*** Glowbull Warming", "Gore 2004" (I've actually seen this one!  LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!), and "Barry/Biden" stickers.

The car was targeted by thieves BECAUSE of the stickers, IMHO, BECAUSE they knew it belonged to a DUmmie, and if they were caught, DUmmie wouldn't prosecute, feeling he was helping some poor car thieves earn a few extra bucks to buy food to feed their families.

The car thieves took the only things out of the car worth anything, and probably got about $27.83 for their haul.

They could have doubled that taking the ENTIRE car to the crusher.
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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2013, 07:19:41 AM »
You also need proof of insurance to remove a car from an impound lot. That's where the DUmmie had problems, I bet.
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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2013, 07:29:41 AM »
He said the "bonnet" (hood) was missing, but I bet the "boot" (trunk) was not, because like GOBUCKS said, it was covered in "Respect Your Mother", "Visualize Whirled Peas", F*** Glowbull Warming", "Gore 2004" (I've actually seen this one!  LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!), and "Barry/Biden" stickers.

The car was targeted by thieves BECAUSE of the stickers, IMHO, BECAUSE they knew it belonged to a DUmmie, and if they were caught, DUmmie wouldn't prosecute, feeling he was helping some poor car thieves earn a few extra bucks to buy food to feed their families.

The car thieves took the only things out of the car worth anything, and probably got about $27.83 for their haul.

They could have doubled that taking the ENTIRE car to the crusher.

I dunno why the primitive's so upset.

He's obviously somewhat affluent, and has more than what many other people have.

He needs to look at his loss as a "redistribution of wealth," taking from the richer to give to the poorer.
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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #14 on: August 04, 2013, 07:35:27 AM »
Talking about his German car, but calling a part by its British name- then defining it for the more parochial DUmmies.

Pretentious fool.

Bet he wants to drive it to Pockeeston.
I caught that too, that and the metro rail station. They must be British, living in America, and just got off the boat...
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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #15 on: August 04, 2013, 07:52:20 AM »
Do impound yards take EBT cards?
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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #16 on: August 04, 2013, 07:56:38 AM »
The denbot primitive, with his niece and the now-disassembled vehicle:

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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #17 on: August 04, 2013, 07:57:12 AM »
With all the stuff that's missing....it ain't worth $500.
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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #18 on: August 04, 2013, 08:33:01 AM »
With all the stuff that's missing....it ain't worth $500.

It was worth maybe $499 with it.   :lmao:
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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #19 on: August 04, 2013, 09:03:05 AM »
He said the "bonnet" (hood) was missing, but I bet the "boot" (trunk) was not, because like GOBUCKS said, it was covered in "Respect Your Mother", "Visualize Whirled Peas", F*** Glowbull Warming", "Gore 2004" (I've actually seen this one!  LAUGHED MY ASS OFF!), and "Barry/Biden" stickers.

They probably left the trunk lid because it was dented:

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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #20 on: August 04, 2013, 09:05:18 AM »
With all the stuff that's missing....it ain't worth $500.

Only once in my life did I have a car worth stealing, a 1964 Corvette Stingray soft top.

Rest of my life I drove the cars that were 10-15 years old and had no reason to even lock them.

I hear people say that an older car will nickel dime you to death, but paying $1500 for a car or truck that costs an average of $500 a year to keep on the road with cheap insurance-----Figure out the cost to buy a car and spend just $200.00 a month for the car payment + insurance  for 5 years.

Comes out to $2400 a year and x 5 = $12,000.    So your neighbor buys a clunker for $1,500  in five years it costs around $500 a year  to keep it running.   They have spent a fortune and in the same time frame you spent $2,500 for the same use the neighbor has.

Maine is called the Bondo State for a reason, some of these cars and trucks are 20 years old held together with Bondo and chicken wire.  Best friend you can get in Maine is someone that can  keep the frame welded together.

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The tow yard had a fit when he began to remove personal items that he could prove were his with receipts even for the new battery.    ---- Police were called but it ended up with him putting in storage to be sold his " personal items."

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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #21 on: August 04, 2013, 10:51:24 AM »
I guess this is a stupid question, but did the DUmmie have auto insurance?

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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #22 on: August 04, 2013, 11:40:26 AM »
If the car is a rear-engine POS, do the Brits still call the engine cover a bonnet?

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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #23 on: August 04, 2013, 12:16:33 PM »
If the car is a rear-engine POS, do the Brits still call the engine cover a bonnet?

I would find it difficult to refer to any part of that 'car' with a straight face...getting the right terminology might well go by the wayside.

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Re: primitive has car in impound yard
« Reply #24 on: August 04, 2013, 12:45:16 PM »
If the car is a rear-engine POS, do the Brits still call the engine cover a bonnet?

I'm not sure, but I'd be willing to bet there would at least be one of these things in the description:  a joke about marching on Warsaw, or a Hitler reference.