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Offline Chris_

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Stroke Victim Becomes Orgasmic When Hearing James Bond Theme

A report published in the journal Neurology, documents the case of a 45-year-old stroke victim who developed a condition called synesthesia: an extremely uncommon neurological syndrome that allows someone to feel and taste colors and sounds.

According to the report, the man developed strange sensations about a year after having a stroke.  His symptoms were listed as follows:

* The brass theme from James Bond movies caused ecstasy and flashes of the color light blue to appear in his peripheral vision.

* Music played by a tenor-pitched brass instrument called the euphonium turned off those feelings.

The man is apparently trying to steer clear of of music played by a tenor-pitched brass instruments called the euphonium.
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Re: Stroke Victim Becomes Orgasmic When Hearing James Bond Theme
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2013, 01:59:25 PM »
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* Music played by a tenor-pitched brass instrument called the euphonium turned off those feelings.

The man is apparently trying to steer clear of of music played by a tenor-pitched brass instruments called the euphonium.

Playing the euphonium ain't for wimps.  :-)

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Re: Stroke Victim Becomes Orgasmic When Hearing James Bond Theme
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2013, 03:28:51 PM »
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Re: Stroke Victim Becomes Orgasmic When Hearing James Bond Theme
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2013, 03:38:14 PM »
Oh boy.

James Bond has skilzs!

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Re: Re: Re: Stroke Victim Becomes Orgasmic When Hearing James Bond Theme
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2013, 03:41:26 PM »
Oh boy.

James Bond has skilzs!

Which Bond? ;D
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Re: Re: Re: Stroke Victim Becomes Orgasmic When Hearing James Bond Theme
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2013, 12:26:29 AM »
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Re: Re: Re: Stroke Victim Becomes Orgasmic When Hearing James Bond Theme
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2013, 03:58:10 AM »
Which Bond? ;D

I thought of that right after I posted that comment.  :-)

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Re: Stroke Victim Becomes Orgasmic When Hearing James Bond Theme
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2013, 03:59:03 AM »
I knew a girl that had double oh seven orgasms.