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For Ptarmigan
« on: July 31, 2013, 11:23:04 AM »
How can you call this cute little critter, a doom to all humanity??

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Re: For Ptarmigan
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2013, 03:28:36 PM »
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Re: For Ptarmigan
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2013, 05:33:37 PM »
Bunnies use cuteness as a ruse to brainwash humans to their to doom. Essentially commiting suicide. Ptarmigans fought back, which led to stalemate.

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Re: For Ptarmigan
« Reply #3 on: July 31, 2013, 05:51:33 PM »
I guess we know who framed Roger Rabbit.
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Re: For Ptarmigan
« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2013, 08:44:51 PM »
That bunny has 4 lucky rabbit's feet.
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Re: For Ptarmigan
« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2013, 10:39:40 PM »
Ptarmigans is almost chickens...

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Re: For Ptarmigan
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2013, 02:23:58 AM »
Penguins are ptarmigans in tuxedos.
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