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Offline jctejas

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Sharknado! Tells us the true reason for sharknados is Global Warming!
« on: July 30, 2013, 08:57:16 PM »
My God,

based on this movie I will become a drooling global warming zombie......!!!!!!   If we do not stop climate change the "educated" ones tell us   WE WILL FACE DEVESTATION unheard of in history.

Sharknado's!!!!!!!!!!

I am ready to be a libtard now.


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Re: Sharknado! Tells us the true reason for sharknados is Global Warming!
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2013, 08:59:26 PM »
It's not global warming.
It's climate change.
The great glow bull warming swindle changed that.
It's not CO2 anymore
It's CFCs
Keep up with the shifting goalposts.
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Re: Sharknado! Tells us the true reason for sharknados is Global Warming!
« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2013, 04:14:06 AM »
Supposedly, a sequel is planned, to take place in NYC. :yahoo:
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Re: Sharknado! Tells us the true reason for sharknados is Global Warming!
« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2013, 06:35:36 AM »
Somewhere, a DUmmy thinks Sharknado was a documentary.

The same DUmmy has every movie Michael Moore made, and a copy of An Inconvenient Truth autographed with Algore's sweat.
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Re: Sharknado! Tells us the true reason for sharknados is Global Warming!
« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2013, 06:47:45 AM »
Well seeing as This was talked about on Adam corollas show I'm taking it as a serious documentary lol
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Re: Sharknado! Tells us the true reason for sharknados is Global Warming!
« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2013, 07:21:33 AM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 02, 2013, 04:14:06 AM
Supposedly, a sequel is planned, to take place in NYC. :yahoo:

Dinocane!

An eeeeevil right wing corporation performs all sorts of insane experiments, which opens a portal to the prehistoric age, when a category 8 hurricane caused by global warming climate change global cooling racism passes by, sucking up all sorts of dinosaurs and thowing them all over New York.
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Re: Sharknado! Tells us the true reason for sharknados is Global Warming!
« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2013, 07:43:06 AM »
Quote from: jctejas on July 30, 2013, 08:57:16 PM
My God,

based on this movie I will become a drooling global warming zombie......!!!!!!   If we do not stop climate change the "educated" ones tell us   WE WILL FACE DEVESTATION unheard of in history.

Sharknado's!!!!!!!!!!

I am ready to be a libtard now.


jctejas

Funny We're having the coolest summer I can remember... I love this global warming!
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Re: Sharknado! Tells us the true reason for sharknados is Global Warming!
« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2013, 08:13:12 AM »
Quote from: Hathcock on August 02, 2013, 07:43:06 AM
Funny We're having the coolest summer I can remember... I love this global warming!

We've had over 90 degrees one time at my house this summer........and I'm not complaining.

 
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Re: Sharknado! Tells us the true reason for sharknados is Global Warming!
« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2013, 01:59:47 PM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on August 02, 2013, 07:21:33 AM
Dinocane!

An eeeeevil right wing corporation performs all sorts of insane experiments, which opens a portal to the prehistoric age, when a category 8 hurricane caused by global warming climate change global cooling racism passes by, sucking up all sorts of dinosaurs and thowing them all over New York.
Where the perfect storm meets Jurassic Park. Jurassicane !
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Re: Sharknado! Tells us the true reason for sharknados is Global Warming!
« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2013, 02:14:02 PM »
Sharknado! Tells us the true reason for sharknados is Global Warming! .....smells fishy to me.
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Re: Sharknado! Tells us the true reason for sharknados is Global Warming!
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2013, 02:22:26 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 02, 2013, 08:13:12 AM
We've had over 90 degrees one time at my house this summer........and I'm not complaining.

 

I think we got close to 90 once.  It's been cool and overcast almost all summer, so far.  I even turned on the heat a couple of mornings last week.
   
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Re: Sharknado! Tells us the true reason for sharknados is Global Warming!
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2013, 02:38:11 PM »
It's rained all summer :badmood:
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Re: Sharknado! Tells us the true reason for sharknados is Global Warming!
« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2013, 03:10:02 PM »
Quote from: Hathcock on August 02, 2013, 02:38:11 PM
It's rained all summer :badmood:

We had rain every day, sometimes more than once, for 30 days. Wettest summer I've ever seen and I've worked outside all my life.

Oh well, it'll turn hot and dry again and we'll have to listen how that is caused by climate change.....just like cold and wet was caused by climate change.
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Re: Sharknado! Tells us the true reason for sharknados is Global Warming!
« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2013, 03:18:49 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on August 02, 2013, 03:10:02 PM
We had rain every day, sometimes more than once, for 30 days. Wettest summer I've ever seen and I've worked outside all my life.

Oh well, it'll turn hot and dry again and we'll have to listen how that is caused by climate change.....just like cold and wet was caused by climate change.

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Re: Sharknado! Tells us the true reason for sharknados is Global Warming!
« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2013, 03:22:17 PM »
All y'all better keep up!!  It's been Global Climate Disruption for some time now!

Dammit y'all are like herding cats.

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Re: Sharknado! Tells us the true reason for sharknados is Global Warming!
« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2013, 03:31:56 PM »
Quote from: Hathcock on August 02, 2013, 03:18:49 PM
Where are you?


Upstate S.C......Ga. been pretty wet too, hasn't it?
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Re: Sharknado! Tells us the true reason for sharknados is Global Warming!
« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2013, 05:37:13 PM »
Very funny.  Sadly the Sharknado analogy isn't much crazier than many of the global warming theories of causality spouted by the libs.
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Re: Sharknado! Tells us the true reason for sharknados is Global Warming!
« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2013, 06:59:21 PM »
Quote from: Happy Fun Ball on August 02, 2013, 07:21:33 AM
Dinocane!

An eeeeevil right wing corporation performs all sorts of insane experiments, which opens a portal to the prehistoric age, when a category 8 hurricane caused by global warming climate change global cooling racism passes by, sucking up all sorts of dinosaurs and thowing them all over New York.

Sounds like the beginnings of a script to me!
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Re: Sharknado! Tells us the true reason for sharknados is Global Warming!
« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2013, 07:07:44 PM »
Where are the sharks?
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Re: Sharknado! Tells us the true reason for sharknados is Global Warming!
« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2013, 11:23:54 PM »
Quote from: BlueStateSaint on August 02, 2013, 04:14:06 AM
Supposedly, a sequel is planned, to take place in NYC. :yahoo:

Probably up in Lake Placid area...

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Re: Sharknado! Tells us the true reason for sharknados is Global Warming!
« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2013, 04:23:33 AM »
Quote from: DefiantSix on August 02, 2013, 11:23:54 PM
Probably up in Lake Placid area...


When I'm up there next weekend, I'll keep an eye out.
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