« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?  (Read 1822 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline FiddlingAnt

  • Just Off Probation
  • *
  • Posts: 115
  • Reputation: +17/-143
  • The Fiddling Ant
Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
« on: July 29, 2013, 02:05:28 PM »
Have you ever noticed that popular truck names have a conservative ring to them?

For example:

Chevrolet Silverado
Dodge Dakota
Dodge Ram 2500
Ford F-250
Ford Ranger
Honda Ridgeline
Nissan Titan
Toyota Tundra

From a marketing perspective a truck's name is suppose to sell "Rugged," "Hard Working," "Tough." These are all words associated with conservatives.

If you were going to market trucks to liberals, what names would have more appeal?

Chevrolet Silver-handout
Dodge Acorn
Dodge Donkey 100 (hybrid)
Ford FU
Ford Yonkers
Honda Cokeline
Nissan Union Official
Toyota Protected Swampland

Can you think of any other good names for trucks for liberals?
Logged

Offline DumbAss Tanker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 28493
  • Reputation: +1710/-151
Re: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2013, 03:21:39 PM »
I'd suggest the Metrosexual for them, except Geo already tied up half of it.
Logged
Go and tell the Spartans, O traveler passing by
That here, obedient to their law, we lie.

Anything worth shooting once is worth shooting at least twice.

Offline obumazombie

  • Siege engine to lib fortresses
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 21814
  • Reputation: +1661/-578
  • Last of the great minorities
Re: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2013, 04:57:20 PM »
Fiat Unicorn.
Logged
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

Offline Mr Mannn

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14885
  • Reputation: +2648/-276
Re: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2013, 08:25:16 PM »
The Travon Skittles. "This wax job is for Travon!"
Logged

Offline obumazombie

  • Siege engine to lib fortresses
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 21814
  • Reputation: +1661/-578
  • Last of the great minorities
Re: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2013, 09:51:14 PM »
The AMC Scandal.
Logged
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

Offline Delmar

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 5294
  • Reputation: +592/-41
Re: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2013, 10:05:39 PM »
Quote
The 2012 Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAqPMJFaEdY[/youtube]
Logged
We will make America strong again. We will make America proud again. We will make America safe again. And we will make America great again.

Donald Trump

Offline Zathras

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3463
  • Reputation: +488/-71
  • This is the way.
Re: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2013, 08:59:00 AM »
Quote from: obumazombie on July 29, 2013, 04:57:20 PM
Fiat Unicorn.

Hey, they already have the Fiat Panda, so why not a Unicorn. They are SO FLUFFY after all...

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OgHC8gDpzQ[/youtube]
Logged
Solve a man's problem with violence and help him for a day. Teach a man how to solve his problems with violence, help him for a lifetime - Belkar Bitterleaf

If racist dog whistles are meant to be only heard by racists, then it is quite interesting how progressives seem to be the only people who can hear them. - Leonydus Johnson

What makes a good soldier? The ability to fire 3 rounds a minute in any weather. - Major Richard Sharpe

Offline DumbAss Tanker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 28493
  • Reputation: +1710/-151
Re: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2013, 11:09:20 AM »
How about the Nissan Knob-gobbler?
Logged
Go and tell the Spartans, O traveler passing by
That here, obedient to their law, we lie.

Anything worth shooting once is worth shooting at least twice.

Offline DefiantSix

  • Captain, IKS Defiant
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 18645
  • Reputation: +1987/-189
  • "Set Condition One throughout the ship."
Re: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2013, 02:01:53 PM »
I'm surprised we don't have teh gheys lined up around the block to drive the Peter(built) Puffer.  :fuelfire:
Logged
"Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here."
-- Capt. John Parker
"I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission"
-- Capt. Steve Rogers
"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem, government IS the problem."
-- Ronaldus Magnus

Offline thundley4

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 40571
  • Reputation: +2224/-127
Re: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2013, 07:15:48 PM »
What about the Jeep Brokeback Mountaineer?
Logged

Offline obumazombie

  • Siege engine to lib fortresses
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 21814
  • Reputation: +1661/-578
  • Last of the great minorities
Re: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
« Reply #10 on: July 30, 2013, 07:41:55 PM »
International Harvester DUmp truck.
Logged
There were only two options for gender. At last count there are at least 12, according to libs. By that standard, I'm a male lesbian.

Offline DumbAss Tanker

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 28493
  • Reputation: +1710/-151
Re: Why Are Truck Names Conservative?
« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2013, 08:31:55 AM »
H5, thundley4!   :-)
Logged
Go and tell the Spartans, O traveler passing by
That here, obedient to their law, we lie.

Anything worth shooting once is worth shooting at least twice.
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »