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Offline Schadenfreude

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #200 on: July 31, 2013, 09:57:01 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on July 31, 2013, 09:49:35 PM
So, it's like the difference between width and length, yes?   O-)

Yesh!!!!! I am all about the girth, baby. Yeah!!!!
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #201 on: July 31, 2013, 10:31:55 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 31, 2013, 09:24:52 PM
strange but true. 

Pretty much sums up so many of our lives, eh? ;)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #202 on: July 31, 2013, 11:26:45 PM »
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Don't go gettin' all military tech manual on us...... :hammer:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #203 on: July 31, 2013, 11:28:38 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 31, 2013, 09:57:01 PM
Yesh!!!!! I am all about the girth, baby. Yeah!!!!

 :naughty: O-)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #204 on: July 31, 2013, 11:33:06 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 31, 2013, 09:57:01 PM
Yesh!!!!! I am all about the girth, baby. Yeah!!!!

I'm King of The Road.  :whistling:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #205 on: July 31, 2013, 11:33:38 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 31, 2013, 09:57:01 PM
Yesh!!!!! I am all about the girth, baby. Yeah!!!!



Yeah, man!
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #206 on: July 31, 2013, 11:49:59 PM »
Quote from: Thor on July 31, 2013, 11:26:45 PM
Don't go gettin' all military tech manual on us...... :hammer:

Don't click me    :popcorn:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #207 on: July 31, 2013, 11:51:58 PM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 31, 2013, 11:33:06 PM
I'm King of The Road.  :whistling:

Says the man with the floppy.  :whatever:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #208 on: July 31, 2013, 11:52:21 PM »
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #209 on: July 31, 2013, 11:59:42 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 31, 2013, 11:51:58 PM
Says the man with the floppy.  :whatever:

Think about the lyrics to that old Roger Miller song and what he sang old stogies.   :rotf:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #210 on: August 01, 2013, 12:13:08 AM »
It's my bedtime. Schadie, come tuck me in!! We can discuss "girth"....  :hyper: :-)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #211 on: August 01, 2013, 12:23:10 AM »
Theres nothing the Sex and Booze gang won't do or talk about. Well ok there was that one time, a long time ago in Reno.........
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #212 on: August 01, 2013, 02:13:03 AM »
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #213 on: August 01, 2013, 02:19:05 AM »
Quote from: thundley4 on July 31, 2013, 11:59:42 PM
Think about the lyrics to that old Roger Miller song and what he sang old stogies.   :rotf:
Third boxcar midnight train
Destination Bangor Maine
Old worn out suit and shoes
I don't pay no union dues
I smoke, Old stogies I have found
Short, but not too big around...
I'm a man of means by no means
I'm king of the road


I love that song.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #214 on: August 01, 2013, 05:51:07 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on August 01, 2013, 12:23:10 AM
Theres nothing the Sex and Booze gang won't do or talk about. Well ok there was that one time, a long time ago in Reno.........

I'm glad that it wasn't in Band Camp. :-)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #216 on: August 01, 2013, 06:44:54 AM »
Quote from: Thor on August 01, 2013, 12:13:08 AM
It's my bedtime. Schadie, come tuck me in!! We can discuss "girth"....  :hyper: :-)

Are you going to bed or are you pokin out?  :-)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #217 on: August 01, 2013, 06:47:52 AM »
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Good to see you Mr Mannn, hope life has been treating you well!  :cheersmate:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #218 on: August 01, 2013, 07:08:18 AM »
Just remember:

"Girth" rhymes with "birth."

"Floppy" rhymes with "sloppy."

And "stogie" rhymes with "fogie."

Starting to see a pattern here...
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #219 on: August 01, 2013, 07:10:50 AM »
Schade I think you should write your own series of novels. They would be best sellers.

Will you be having sausage for breakfast?
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #220 on: August 01, 2013, 07:21:31 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on August 01, 2013, 07:10:50 AM
Schade I think you should write your own series of novels. They would be best sellers.

Will you be having sausage for breakfast?

Patty or link?

Now, that's a dumb question.

Link, of course!!!
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #221 on: August 01, 2013, 08:04:56 AM »
Quote from: Eupher on August 01, 2013, 07:21:31 AM
Patty or link?

Now, that's a dumb question.

Link, of course!!!

The link might give her a little patty first.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #222 on: August 01, 2013, 08:13:16 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on August 01, 2013, 12:23:10 AM
Theres nothing the Sex and Booze gang won't do or talk about. Well ok there was that one time, a long time ago in Reno.........

Then there was this...

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #223 on: August 01, 2013, 08:34:18 AM »
Quote from: Splashdown on August 01, 2013, 08:13:16 AM
Then there was this...



Was that when she had longer hair?
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #224 on: August 01, 2013, 08:43:19 AM »
Quote from: RobJohnson on August 01, 2013, 07:10:50 AM
Schade I think you should write your own series of novels. They would be best sellers.

Will you be having sausage for breakfast?

That's an awesome title for my first novel.
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