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Offline Schadenfreude

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Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« on: July 26, 2013, 05:08:34 PM »
Stay tuned. I can't wait until she sees this.  :lmao:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2013, 05:14:17 PM »
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2013, 05:17:00 PM »
I thought it was pretty good for my second driveby, we'll see what happens with this.   :-)
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2013, 05:17:45 PM »
#1. Dress BEG up like a cop and plead for mercy.  :p
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2013, 05:19:24 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 26, 2013, 05:17:45 PM
#1. Dress BEG up like a cop and plead for mercy.  :p

I've got the uniform and handcuffs...
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2013, 05:19:40 PM »
It starts out kinda lame, it'll get better from here.  :lmao:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2013, 05:20:31 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on July 26, 2013, 05:19:24 PM
I've got the uniform and handcuffs...

It's not your McDonald's uniform, oh nevermind I saw something on facebook the other day regarding that.  :p
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2013, 05:25:26 PM »
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2013, 05:31:19 PM »
It's almost as if the "Sex and Booze" crowd is back for a drunken evening!
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2013, 05:34:36 PM »
I come here for anonymous self-gratification, you should know that Splash!
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2013, 05:37:19 PM »
#2: Involves one barnyard animal, midgets with love beads, and Abba.
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2013, 05:41:25 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 26, 2013, 05:37:19 PM
#2: Involves one barnyard animal video camera, Korean midget stripper twins with love beads, and Abba.


just a suggestion...
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2013, 05:42:44 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on July 26, 2013, 05:41:25 PM

just a suggestion...

Excellent dutch! What I lack in imagination, I make up in skills.  :naughty:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #13 on: July 26, 2013, 05:53:03 PM »
ABBA?  Seriously?
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #14 on: July 26, 2013, 05:53:38 PM »
Quote from: IassaFTots on July 26, 2013, 05:53:03 PM
ABBA?  Seriously?


Flocks of Seagulls? Thomson Twins? Name your poison girl!
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2013, 05:55:42 PM »
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2013, 06:05:22 PM »
My next bumper sticker.  :rofl:

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2013, 06:11:39 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 26, 2013, 05:37:19 PM
#2: Involves one barnyard animal, midgets with love beads, and Abba.

I'll bring the ABBA tunez......   :p
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2013, 06:19:06 PM »
Quote from: Thor on July 26, 2013, 06:11:39 PM
I'll bring the ABBA tunez......   :p

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2013, 06:20:11 PM »
"There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Fernando....

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Call me... Fernando
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2013, 06:21:39 PM »
Komrades, there was a time when I was unstoppable here. Now it appears I am not only unstoppable but regrettably very forgettable. Don't make Schadie cry.  :gay:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2013, 06:22:23 PM »
Quote from: Splashdown on July 26, 2013, 06:20:11 PM
"There was something in the air that night, the stars were bright, Fernando....

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Becuz Carlos Danger was already taken?  :lmao:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2013, 06:23:28 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 26, 2013, 06:21:39 PM
Komrades, there was a time when I was unstoppable here. Now it appears I am not only unstoppable but regrettably very forgettable. Don't make Schadie cry.  :gay:

YOU? Forgettable??   :bs:
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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #23 on: July 26, 2013, 06:23:39 PM »
Quote from: Schadenfreude on July 26, 2013, 06:22:23 PM
Becuz Carlos Danger was already taken?  :lmao:

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Re: Fifty Schades ... or "how I will have my way with BEG on our sleepover"
« Reply #24 on: July 26, 2013, 06:24:56 PM »
Splash... who could forget this awesome cover of Abba?

[youtube=425,350]eidyrlSdKcE[/youtube]
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