« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2   Go Down

Author Topic: Tav has an album out.  (Read 4033 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Aristotelian

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1589
  • Reputation: +167/-10
Tav has an album out.
« on: July 23, 2013, 03:43:47 AM »
Quote
Taverner (54,128 posts)

Ladies and gentlemen - my first "album"

Give it a listen and let me know what you think

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/84808219/Taverner-%20Semblance.zip


Quote
Locut0s (3,355 posts)
1. Again, nice work!...

Last edited Tue Jul 23, 2013, 06:25 AM USA/ET - Edit history (1)

I'm not one to rate music since I listen to so little of it but I like:

Interlude (Hitachi Dildo)
Road Away from Home
semblance
YaasSpech

Some interesting compilations you have there. Good work.

You may want to try uploading and link to the individual tracks if you want more people to comment. I have a fast connection but some may find it a large download.

Quote
Response to Taverner (Original post)Tue Jul 23, 2013, 08:26 AM
Joe Shlabotnik (2,408 posts)
2. Well done

Very Trippy. Glad I was wearing my headphones, too bad I didn't have any 'shrooms.

DUmp link

Somehow I don't see a career change to musician paying his drugs bill.
Logged

Offline diesel driver

  • Creepy Ass Cracker and Smart-Ass White Boy!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9130
  • Reputation: +609/-55
  • Enhancing My Carbon Footprint!
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2013, 06:24:22 AM »
If you said, "Tav has a record", I'd believe it.   :rotf:
Logged
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

"A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy.  Blessed be the peacemakers". - U.S. Marine Corp

You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out of office.

Offline Freeper

  • Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17779
  • Reputation: +1311/-314
  • Creepy ass cracker.
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2013, 06:41:55 AM »
If that album is anything like that track he posted a few months ago, it will sound like a 10 year old recorded it in his garage.

Logged
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

Offline Aristotelian

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1589
  • Reputation: +167/-10
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2013, 06:44:12 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on July 23, 2013, 06:41:55 AM
If that album is anything like that track he posted a few months ago, it will sound like a 10 year old recorded it in his garage.

I couldn't make it beyond about 30 seconds, but my take is pretty much the same as yours.
Logged

Offline Big Dog

  • ^^Smokes cigars and knows things.
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 15581
  • Reputation: +1954/-213
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2013, 06:45:35 AM »
"Hitachi Dildo"...



Hey, DUmmy: "Nailed her" is just a figure of speech.
Logged
Government is the negation of liberty.
  -Ludwig von Mises

CAVE FVROREM PATIENTIS.

Offline Freeper

  • Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17779
  • Reputation: +1311/-314
  • Creepy ass cracker.
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2013, 06:51:06 AM »
Quote from: Aristotelian on July 23, 2013, 06:44:12 AM
I couldn't make it beyond about 30 seconds, but my take is pretty much the same as yours.

Maybe if he used an amplifier instead of two cans and a string it may have sounded better.  :-)
Logged
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

Offline njpines

  • It's a Hoagie not a
  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 3890
  • Reputation: +590/-31
  • Hi, I'm Sue!
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #6 on: July 23, 2013, 06:55:37 AM »
"Hitachi Dildo" -- what the frig????   :???:

Dude, don't give up your day job . . . oh, that's right, YOU DON'T HAVE ONE!!!!  :lmao:
Logged
Piney Power!!

Grow your own dope -- plant a Democrat!

"We will preserve for our children (America), the last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness. If we fail, at least let our children and our children's children say of us we justified our brief moment here. We did all that could be done."  -- Ronald Reagan.

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you." -- Quest for the Holy Grail

Offline SSG Snuggle Bunny

  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 23553
  • Reputation: +2479/-270
  • Voted Rookie-of-the-Year, 3 years running
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #7 on: July 23, 2013, 08:33:03 AM »
Would it be safe to assume Florida will not be one of the states on his promotional tour?
Logged
According to the Bible, "know" means "yes."

Offline Karin

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 17752
  • Reputation: +1895/-81
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #8 on: July 23, 2013, 08:34:23 AM »
He never, ever gets more than one or two comments whenever he does this.  Isn't that like a major hint?

Logged

Offline Aristotelian

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1589
  • Reputation: +167/-10
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #9 on: July 23, 2013, 09:03:50 AM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on July 23, 2013, 08:33:03 AM
Would it be safe to assume Florida will not be one of the states on his promotional tour?

Surely his tour should limit itself to Cuba, North Korea, and Venezuela.
Logged

Offline jukin

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 16230
  • Reputation: +2114/-170
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #10 on: July 23, 2013, 10:02:17 AM »
Quote from: Aristotelian on July 23, 2013, 09:03:50 AM
Surely his tour should limit itself to Cuba, North Korea, and Venezuela.

Why? Because that is where the money is.
Logged
When you are the beneficiary of someone’s kindness and generosity, it produces a sense of gratitude and community.

When you are the beneficiary of a policy that steals from someone and gives it to you in return for your vote, it produces a sense of entitlement and dependency.

Offline Aristotelian

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1589
  • Reputation: +167/-10
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #11 on: July 23, 2013, 10:36:51 AM »
Quote from: jukin on July 23, 2013, 10:02:17 AM
Why? Because that is where the money is.

Well as socialism is clearly the very best economic system out there, I'm sure that they have far more money than the rest of us.

Plus, if he went elsewhere he would be contributing to the oppression of the workers.
Logged

Offline USA4ME

  • Evil Capitalist
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 14835
  • Reputation: +2476/-76
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #12 on: July 23, 2013, 11:43:23 AM »
It's on par with "Meet The Beatles" minus the musical talent, lyrics, and sales.

.
Logged
Because third world peasant labor is a good thing.

Offline diesel driver

  • Creepy Ass Cracker and Smart-Ass White Boy!
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9130
  • Reputation: +609/-55
  • Enhancing My Carbon Footprint!
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #13 on: July 23, 2013, 11:58:03 AM »
Quote from: USA4ME on July 23, 2013, 11:43:23 AM
It's on par with "Meet The Beatles" minus the musical talent, lyrics, and sales.

.
Also, minus John, Paul, George, and Ringo.
Logged
Murphy's 3rd Law:  "You can't make anything 'idiot DUmmie proof'.  The world will just create a better idiot DUmmie."

Liberals are like Slinkys.  Basically useless, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...
 
Global warming supporters believe that a few hundred million tons of CO2 has more control over our climate than a million mile in diameter, unshielded thermo-nuclear fusion reactor at the middle of the solar system.

"A dead enemy is a peaceful enemy.  Blessed be the peacemakers". - U.S. Marine Corp

You can't fix stupid, but you can vote it out of office.

Offline GOBUCKS

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24186
  • Reputation: +1812/-339
  • All in all, not bad, not bad at all
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #14 on: July 23, 2013, 12:43:41 PM »
He needs to get the CalPig as his lyricist.

Combining her poetry with his music would be a new form of entertainment.
Logged

Offline BlueStateSaint

  • Here I come to save the day, because I'm a
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 32553
  • Reputation: +1560/-191
  • RIP FDNY Lt. Rich Nappi d. 4/16/12
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #15 on: July 23, 2013, 12:46:57 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 23, 2013, 12:43:41 PM
He needs to get the CalPig as his lyricist.

Combining her poetry with his music would be a new form of entertainment.

Probably rivalling Vogon poetry . . . :runaway:
Logged
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the tempestuous sea of Liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

"All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk!" -Ayn Rand
 
"Those that trust God with their safety must yet use proper means for their safety, otherwise they tempt Him, and do not trust Him.  God will provide, but so must we also." - Matthew Henry, Commentary on 2 Chronicles 32, from Matthew Henry's Commentary on the Whole Bible

"These anti-gun fools are more dangerous to liberty than street criminals or foreign spies."--Theodore Haas, Dachau Survivor

Chase her.
Chase her even when she's yours.
That's the only way you'll be assured to never lose her.

Offline DefiantSix

  • Captain, IKS Defiant
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 18664
  • Reputation: +1993/-189
  • "Set Condition One throughout the ship."
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #16 on: July 23, 2013, 01:03:24 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 23, 2013, 12:43:41 PM
He needs to get the CalPig as his lyricist.

Combining her poetry with his music would be a new form of entertainment.

Only if you got a videographer to film the mass suicides.  :fuelfire:
Logged
"Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here."
-- Capt. John Parker
"I'm not looking for forgiveness, and I'm way past asking permission"
-- Capt. Steve Rogers
"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem, government IS the problem."
-- Ronaldus Magnus

Offline Aristotelian

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1589
  • Reputation: +167/-10
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #17 on: July 23, 2013, 01:09:57 PM »
Quote from: GOBUCKS on July 23, 2013, 12:43:41 PM
He needs to get the CalPig as his lyricist.

Combining her poetry with his music would be a new form of entertainment.

Please no.  :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
Logged

Offline BattleHymn

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 8758
  • Reputation: +981/-63
  • Not right, but not left, either.
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #18 on: July 23, 2013, 11:00:31 PM »
Ok Tav, I listened to the whole album; all ten tracks.  That must make me your biggest fan, or in this instance, your only fan.  

It is pure unadulterated trash.  It sounds like a 12-year-old combined some sounds from Mario Paint, some old internet sound files from the 90s, and some random trash that don't have the time or inclination to describe.  I have heard better sounds negotiating their way out of the backend of a cow. It's that bad.  

Tav, if you think I'm lying or over exaggerating, be my guest and throw that gutter trash up on Soundcloud or a similar site, then get back with me.      
« Last Edit: July 23, 2013, 11:03:19 PM by BattleHymn »
Logged

Offline GOBUCKS

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 24186
  • Reputation: +1812/-339
  • All in all, not bad, not bad at all
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2013, 12:05:13 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on July 23, 2013, 11:00:31 PM
Ok Tav, I listened to the whole album; all ten tracks.  That must make me your biggest fan, or in this instance, your only fan.  

It is pure unadulterated trash.  It sounds like a 12-year-old combined some sounds from Mario Paint, some old internet sound files from the 90s, and some random trash that don't have the time or inclination to describe.  I have heard better sounds negotiating their way out of the backend of a cow. It's that bad.  

Tav, if you think I'm lying or over exaggerating, be my guest and throw that gutter trash up on Soundcloud or a similar site, then get back with me.

That sounds like the despicable DUmmy Tangerine LaBamba's review of the CalPig's poetry.
Logged

Offline Big Dog

  • ^^Smokes cigars and knows things.
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 15581
  • Reputation: +1954/-213
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2013, 12:15:16 AM »
Quote from: BattleHymn on July 23, 2013, 11:00:31 PM
Ok Tav, I listened to the whole album; all ten tracks.  That must make me your biggest fan, or in this instance, your only fan.  

It is pure unadulterated trash.  It sounds like a 12-year-old combined some sounds from Mario Paint, some old internet sound files from the 90s, and some random trash that don't have the time or inclination to describe.  I have heard better sounds negotiating their way out of the backend of a cow. It's that bad.  

Tav, if you think I'm lying or over exaggerating, be my guest and throw that gutter trash up on Soundcloud or a similar site, then get back with me.      

Special bonus track: Taverner plays Purple Haze as a flatulence solo.
Logged
Government is the negation of liberty.
  -Ludwig von Mises

CAVE FVROREM PATIENTIS.

Offline Airwolf

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 12160
  • Reputation: +911/-163
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2013, 12:30:02 AM »
It couldn't sound any better if he played it underwater
Logged
MOLON LABE

"Someday, when all your civilization and science are likewise swept away, your kind will pray for a man with a sword."-- Conan the Barbarian

Clint Eastwood - Because God wanted Chuck Norris to have nightmares.

"I am not a Number,I am a free man"

"He's my hero, you don't put away your heros, you honor them!"

Offline vesta111

  • In Memoriam
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 9712
  • Reputation: +493/-1154
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2013, 07:30:38 AM »
Quote from: Airwolf on July 24, 2013, 12:30:02 AM
It couldn't sound any better if he played it underwater

I listened to the track about some kind of dildo, sounds like he was trying to sing like James Morrison, and stolen a few riffs from 6-7 of his songs.  Like the old Name That Tune program, I kept catching some weird notes that made me remember the Doors.   
Logged

Offline franksolich

  • Scourge of the Primitives
  • Global Moderator
  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 58722
  • Reputation: +3102/-173
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2013, 07:56:56 AM »
Quote from: Karin on July 23, 2013, 08:34:23 AM
He never, ever gets more than one or two comments whenever he does this.  Isn't that like a major hint?



Apparently he doesn't take the hint.

Most people do.
Logged
apres moi, le deluge

Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

Offline Aristotelian

  • Hero Member
  • *****
  • Posts: 1589
  • Reputation: +167/-10
Re: Tav has an album out.
« Reply #24 on: July 24, 2013, 07:59:28 AM »
Quote from: Karin on July 23, 2013, 08:34:23 AM
He never, ever gets more than one or two comments whenever he does this.  Isn't that like a major hint?

He usually has at least four threads on the first page of the Lounge, with six replies at the very most...so clearly he isn't getting the hint.
Logged
Pages: [1] 2   Go Up
« previous next »