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Re: primitives discuss exploding charcoal
« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2013, 08:44:24 PM »
It cost me not gettin' any for a month.  :banghead:

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Re: primitives discuss exploding charcoal
« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2013, 08:47:05 PM »
"Taste the meat, not the heat."

I love the taste of a charcoal-grilled steak.  I'm willing to put up with the inconvenience.
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Re: primitives discuss exploding charcoal
« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2013, 08:58:06 PM »
Been there Skul and got the tee shirt... and the pants... and the hat... and the shoes...   :-) :-)
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Re: primitives discuss exploding charcoal
« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2013, 09:05:37 PM »
"Taste the meat, not the heat."

I love the taste of a charcoal-grilled steak.  I'm willing to put up with the inconvenience.
The taste comes from grease dripping into the fire and smoking back up. You get that with propane.

You can get even more smoky taste from a handful of wet mesquite or hickory chips in the propane grill.

If you did a blind "Pepsi challenge" on propane grill vs. charcoal no one would be able to taste the difference, unless a DUmmy has poured too much starter fluid into the coals.

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Re: primitives discuss exploding charcoal
« Reply #29 on: July 21, 2013, 09:07:39 PM »
I don't do a lot of outdoor grilling... I'm too lazy.  After seasoning the meat, I use a cast-iron pan to put a crust on the steak and finish it at a low temperature in the oven until it's medium rare.  I have yet to be disappointed.
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Re: primitives discuss exploding charcoal
« Reply #30 on: July 21, 2013, 09:15:57 PM »
"Taste the meat, not the heat."

I love the taste of a charcoal-grilled steak.  I'm willing to put up with the inconvenience.

Screw charcoal. I grill over a hickory wood fire. Like mesquite too but it ain't around here for the most part. Sometimes I'll buy it if I got family coming in for a cookout.  I can't remember the last time I had the gas grill I inherited from dad on.  About the only time I use it is if I'm pressed for time.

I do think you are right though. Gas grills just do not do the job in the flavor dept. I guess one could use wood chips in it. If I'm gonna go to all that trouble I'll just make a wood fire.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:
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Re: primitives discuss exploding charcoal
« Reply #31 on: July 21, 2013, 09:17:19 PM »
This is not a bouncy. It actually did happen.
Even the wife will tell the story now.  :lmao:
I wish y'all could have seen it.

Dude. Dude. Dude!

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Re: primitives discuss exploding charcoal
« Reply #32 on: July 21, 2013, 09:22:51 PM »
Dude. Dude. Dude!
 :rofl:
She levitated, honest.  :-)

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Nothing exploded. I'm dang near disappointed.
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Re: primitives discuss exploding charcoal
« Reply #33 on: July 21, 2013, 09:41:50 PM »
She levitated, honest.  :-)

Threw a seven pound chunk of cow on the gas Weber yesterday.
Nothing exploded. I'm dang near disappointed.


Still  :rofl: about the fire.   You throw a snake at me?   :nunchuck:
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Re: primitives discuss exploding charcoal
« Reply #34 on: July 21, 2013, 09:53:12 PM »

Still  :rofl: about the fire.   You throw a snake at me?   :nunchuck:
She said "do something with it", so I did.
Why did I get in trouble?
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Re: primitives discuss exploding charcoal
« Reply #35 on: July 21, 2013, 09:55:30 PM »
She said "do something with it", so I did.
Why did I get in trouble?

Dunno why you did...but I friggin hate snakes.  Remember that.  Could be something you need to know sometime. 
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Re: primitives discuss exploding charcoal
« Reply #36 on: July 21, 2013, 09:59:22 PM »
Dunno why you did...but I friggin hate snakes.  Remember that.  Could be something you need to know sometime. 
I saw her beat the crap out of a garden hose one night.  Can you do better?  :-)
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Re: primitives discuss exploding charcoal
« Reply #37 on: July 21, 2013, 10:11:02 PM »
She said "do something with it", so I did.
Why did I get in trouble?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I swear you sound like me, Skul!!!!  I stay in trouble with She Who Is The Omnipotent One.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

H5 again!

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I saw her beat the crap out of a garden hose one night.  Can you do better?  :-)

OMG!!!!!   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: primitives discuss exploding charcoal
« Reply #38 on: July 21, 2013, 11:09:22 PM »
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I swear you sound like me, Skul!!!!  I stay in trouble with She Who Is The Omnipotent One.   :cheersmate: :cheersmate:

H5 again!

Edited to add:

OMG!!!!!   :rotf: :rotf: :rotf:
I really, really don't want to tell you the rest of the story.
It got better.
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John Adams warned in a letter, “Remember democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There never was a democracy yet, that did not commit suicide.”

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Re: primitives discuss exploding charcoal
« Reply #39 on: July 22, 2013, 07:29:24 AM »
I really, really don't want to tell you the rest of the story.
It got better.

I'm H5ing you, because I want to hear the rest of the sotry . . . O-)
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