Translation: "My government SUV drives me and my entourage everywhere I need to go. So when I say I "cross the street," I mean, when I see a white woman walking toward me and she's across the street, I order the driver of the government-issued SUV to cross the street so I can check her out. If she ain't got them tet-tets or dat ass, I let her go to one of the honky interns."