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Offline Mary Ann

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Cow crashes through roof, kills sleeping man
« on: July 16, 2013, 07:24:13 PM »

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Re: Cow crashes through roof, kills sleeping man
« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2013, 07:26:38 PM »
Illinois, south of the gun controllers in Chi town

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Re: Cow crashes through roof, kills sleeping man
« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2013, 07:32:23 PM »
What was his wife doing on the roof?

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Re: Cow crashes through roof, kills sleeping man
« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2013, 07:35:44 PM »
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What was his wife doing on the roof?
What a bunch of bull!

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Re: Cow crashes through roof, kills sleeping man
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2013, 07:38:33 PM »
What a bunch of bull!

I don't understand what his beef was.
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Re: Cow crashes through roof, kills sleeping man
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2013, 07:49:39 PM »
Have we milked this topic for all its worth yet?

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Re: Cow crashes through roof, kills sleeping man
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2013, 07:55:33 PM »
Have we milked this topic for all its worth yet?

I veal like we can get a few more gallons out of it.

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Re: Cow crashes through roof, kills sleeping man
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2013, 07:56:26 PM »
Have we milked this topic for all its worth yet?

Not quite. The whole thing sounds like bull to me.
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Re: Cow crashes through roof, kills sleeping man
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2013, 07:58:04 PM »
The man was killed but the cow was just grazed...
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Re: Cow crashes through roof, kills sleeping man
« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2013, 04:59:53 PM »
How cud this be possible?
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Re: Cow crashes through roof, kills sleeping man
« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2013, 05:33:55 PM »
How cud this be possible?

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