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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #25 on: July 16, 2013, 02:40:35 PM »
OK, now who's TheMastersNemesis?  (looks around . . .)   :-)
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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #26 on: July 16, 2013, 02:50:14 PM »
I know, Freeper.

Dandi, would you ever tell?  Or do you have plans for it?

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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #27 on: July 16, 2013, 03:16:47 PM »
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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #28 on: July 16, 2013, 03:21:37 PM »
I confess, all my DU moles are the ones with names that contain the word rabbit, hare, and bunny.

I'm sure you're only splitting hares.




















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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #29 on: July 16, 2013, 04:25:23 PM »
Okay, might as well - I'm not surprised you finally were TS'd, your posts tended to be way over the top by non-DUmp standards and almost every post you made there went to a jury but you weren't subtle enough for me to ever think you were the real thing.

And I suspected you were one and the same, and at first I thought it was only because both names contained "GOP" within them. At that point, I thought you were probably a more intelligent than usual paultard, then I searched around, and eliminated that notion ...

You DID make a couple of mistakes - for one thing, you promoted your DUmmy alt way too often, once calling him "brilliant". And a long time ago, you said something about visiting Louie Armstrong's house in LA and playing with his grandchildren. He had no children and hadn't lived in California since the 1930s.


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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #30 on: July 16, 2013, 04:40:41 PM »
>snort<  :lmao:
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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #31 on: July 16, 2013, 04:59:44 PM »
Okay, might as well - I'm not surprised you finally were TS'd, your posts tended to be way over the top by non-DUmp standards and almost every post you made there went to a jury but you weren't subtle enough for me to ever think you were the real thing.

And I suspected you were one and the same, and at first I thought it was only because both names contained "GOP" within them. At that point, I thought you were probably a more intelligent than usual paultard, then I searched around, and eliminated that notion ...

You DID make a couple of mistakes - for one thing, you promoted your DUmmy alt way too often, once calling him "brilliant". And a long time ago, you said something about visiting Louie Armstrong's house in LA and playing with his grandchildren. He had no children and hadn't lived in California since the 1930s.



Fair enough. As said, it wasn't a "mole" in the sense of trying to fully fit in the DU culture, so it were. I never did try to be subtle, but was an "in-your-face" poster to do exactly what I set out to do: "Illustrate absurdity by being absurd." Frankly, the point WAS to be as over-the-top without getting the ax. That was only my second jury "hide it", though; I"ve had several jury "leave it alones" as well.

Intelligence is relative, but I did have a modicum of fun, knowing that lurkers came here all the time so many of my posts were directed to them. And the Satchmo story was simply to deflect their bearings in case their MIRT team investigated this forum, along with a dozen or so other tales that have absolutely no basis in reality. Stories that sound like they fit the narrative are gobbled up like cheetos in DU anyway.
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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #32 on: July 16, 2013, 05:12:15 PM »
Okay, might as well - I'm not surprised you finally were TS'd, your posts tended to be way over the top by non-DUmp standards and almost every post you made there went to a jury but you weren't subtle enough for me to ever think you were the real thing.

And I suspected you were one and the same, and at first I thought it was only because both names contained "GOP" within them. At that point, I thought you were probably a more intelligent than usual paultard, then I searched around, and eliminated that notion ...

You DID make a couple of mistakes - for one thing, you promoted your DUmmy alt way too often, once calling him "brilliant". And a long time ago, you said something about visiting Louie Armstrong's house in LA and playing with his grandchildren. He had no children and hadn't lived in California since the 1930s.


Now that's good stuff right there. That fits right into libs stolen valor and stolen memories mime they constantly use.
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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #33 on: July 16, 2013, 06:27:19 PM »
While I voted for the bald dwarf, still tore into some of ban's posts.

My moles never go that over the top so took you to be in vain of one of the more insane DUmmys before the great Hillary purge. A completely different technique than I use. Well played.
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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #34 on: July 16, 2013, 07:05:19 PM »
Wow. That was enthralling. I would love to hear more about the exploits of BAN. I would love to hear insider tricks of the trade as well.
My question for now is, how did you get caught ?

One of my typical over the top blathering about the need for whites to pay permanent reparations to blacks via the IRS. I had stated that, because of the hundreds of years of racist oppression, whites owed blacks forever. It was a bit strong, I admit, but I've done harsher. The reality is that racism can never go away until we get rid of democrats, as they need this permanent schism to exist. I identified the exact problem, except I blamed the GOP and not the progressives. In fact, we never WILL get rid of racism until we get rid of the socialists, as has been demonstrably shown in the Zimmerman case.

It got hidden in a 4-2 decision; while it was only my 2nd jury fail, it was probably enough to get them to look.
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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #35 on: July 16, 2013, 07:13:55 PM »
One of my typical over the top blathering about the need for whites to pay permanent reparations to blacks via the IRS. I had stated that, because of the hundreds of years of racist oppression, whites owed blacks forever. It was a bit strong, I admit, but I've done harsher. The reality is that racism can never go away until we get rid of democrats, as they need this permanent schism to exist. I identified the exact problem, except I blamed the GOP and not the progressives. In fact, we never WILL get rid of racism until we get rid of the socialists, as has been demonstrably shown in the Zimmerman case.

It got hidden in a 4-2 decision; while it was only my 2nd jury fail, it was probably enough to get them to look.

You know, I remember seeing that campfire (but forgot it was you) before it was hidden, but alas I was busy with something else, and didn't have a chance to bring it over here.

Damn, you were awesome.
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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #36 on: July 16, 2013, 07:24:46 PM »
GB is our resident grouch.

If FREEPER calls somebody grouchy...

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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #37 on: July 16, 2013, 07:35:44 PM »
H5!  :bow:

Good job moling them and us too! I think you might have won the internet today.

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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #38 on: July 16, 2013, 07:55:23 PM »
In the middle of all of this last year, I wondered in "BantheGOP" was either GOPCongress or Freeper for some reason . . . Freeper said something Ban said almost word-for-word, but it was just that one thing.

Fair enough. As said, it wasn't a "mole" in the sense of trying to fully fit in the DU culture, so it were. I never did try to be subtle, but was an "in-your-face" poster to do exactly what I set out to do: "Illustrate absurdity by being absurd." Frankly, the point WAS to be as over-the-top without getting the ax. That was only my second jury "hide it", though; I"ve had several jury "leave it alones" as well.

Intelligence is relative, but I did have a modicum of fun, knowing that lurkers came here all the time so many of my posts were directed to them. And the Satchmo story was simply to deflect their bearings in case their MIRT team investigated this forum, along with a dozen or so other tales that have absolutely no basis in reality. Stories that sound like they fit the narrative are gobbled up like cheetos in DU anyway.

This why I went through a phase of thinking you were a paulbot because those people would set up forums where they would pretend to be some other candidate's supporters and they ALL had the same mocking tone you had at the DUmp. It just amazed me when the DUmmies all seem to be oblivious to the fact that you were making fun of them.

But then, I figured you couldn't be a paultard because they never go solo and you didn't post nearly enough. I almost tried to out you here but then thought to leave it alone because that might have ended up benefitting nadin even if I was right.

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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #39 on: July 16, 2013, 08:40:11 PM »
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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #40 on: July 16, 2013, 08:42:39 PM »
still tore into some of ban's posts.

As did I, to keep up with the narrative.
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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #41 on: July 16, 2013, 09:12:56 PM »
In the middle of all of this last year, I wondered in "BantheGOP" was either GOPCongress or Freeper for some reason . . . Freeper said something Ban said almost word-for-word, but it was just that one thing.

This why I went through a phase of thinking you were a paulbot because those people would set up forums where they would pretend to be some other candidate's supporters and they ALL had the same mocking tone you had at the DUmp. It just amazed me when the DUmmies all seem to be oblivious to the fact that you were making fun of them.

But then, I figured you couldn't be a paultard because they never go solo and you didn't post nearly enough. I almost tried to out you here but then thought to leave it alone because that might have ended up benefitting nadin even if I was right.


Do you recall what it was that I said word for word?  :-)
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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #42 on: July 16, 2013, 09:27:46 PM »
By the way, I guess I should vacate the DOTY. I have no desire to keep something deserved whined for by the real primitives.
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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #43 on: July 16, 2013, 09:29:09 PM »
By the way, I guess I should vacate the DOTY. I have no desire to keep something deserved whined for by the real primitives.
Who was the runner up?  Happy posthumous DOTY declaration, whoever you are.

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« Reply #44 on: July 16, 2013, 09:35:09 PM »
By the way, I guess I should vacate the DOTY. I have no desire to keep something deserved whined for by the real primitives.

What's done can't be undone.  Sorry.

It does nothing to injure the sterling reputation of the Top DUmmies awards anyway.

In response to the question below yours, the #02 Top DUmmie of 2012 was a tie, between the cousin and the Taverner primitive.
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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #45 on: July 16, 2013, 09:56:35 PM »
This is an awesome thread.
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« Reply #46 on: July 16, 2013, 09:58:19 PM »
This is an awesome thread.

Yeah, but GOBUCKS is not the "residential old grouch."

GOBUCKS is a nice guy, a great guy, once you get to know him.
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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #47 on: July 16, 2013, 10:03:12 PM »
What's done can't be undone.  Sorry.

It does nothing to injure the sterling reputation of the Top DUmmies awards anyway.

In response to the question below yours, the #02 Top DUmmie of 2012 was a tie, between the cousin and the Taverner primitive.

Think about all the Recs and K&R's Ban received. He did a great service. Can't wait for the next one.  :-)
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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #48 on: July 16, 2013, 10:13:56 PM »
Sniff...sniff....DAMN.....Here I am a grown man crying over a mole. :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:

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Re: BantheGOP is dead...LONG LIVE BANTHEGOP!
« Reply #49 on: July 16, 2013, 10:17:59 PM »
Sniff...sniff....DAMN.....Here I am a grown man crying over a mole. :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:

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