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Offline jtyangel

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Re: Missouri primitive being thrown out as if trash
« Reply #25 on: July 14, 2013, 08:08:12 AM »
Quote from: zeitgeist on July 14, 2013, 07:49:58 AM
And then too it is entirely possible that she and Chad had a bit of a fling, you know, in a moment of alcoholic/narcotic euphoria, which was confessed to Dave by Chad.  "Hey dude. Yer old lady was really putting the moves on me while you were working the other night, sorry,  ah, you know, a stiff Chad has no conscience, but I just wanted to let ya know, Dude if she'd do me she's probably done half the neighborhood."  It does happen that way too.

I'm betting on chad ditched his old lady to be with dummies old man;) the pretzels the duers would have to forge themselves into over that one is way more fun. In your situation well it is just the usual man hate we will hear from over there. No fun at all:(
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Re: Missouri primitive being thrown out as if trash
« Reply #26 on: July 14, 2013, 12:18:33 PM »
Quote from: diesel driver on July 13, 2013, 05:58:28 PM
I don't think Dave is her husband, I think Dave is her boyfriend/roommate/significant other.

Uh huh, which again proves the worth of a wedding license.  If the two were married instead of slovenly shacking up, the primitive would have some rights in this case.

But no; marriage is "just a piece of paper," and "one doesn't need a piece of paper to be in love."
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Re: Missouri primitive being thrown out as if trash
« Reply #27 on: July 14, 2013, 12:40:12 PM »
If she wants to move to FL the Martin family has a spare bedroom.
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Re: Missouri primitive being thrown out as if trash
« Reply #28 on: July 14, 2013, 12:46:49 PM »
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1. If you want to chat I'll send you my info via PM.

Taverner is throwing a worm in the water for some post-breakup depression nookie.
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Re: Missouri primitive being thrown out as if trash
« Reply #29 on: July 14, 2013, 01:00:04 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on July 14, 2013, 12:40:12 PM
If she wants to move to FL the Martin family has a spare bedroom.

Good one, sir.
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Re: Missouri primitive being thrown out as if trash
« Reply #30 on: July 14, 2013, 01:09:48 PM »
Quote from: jtyangel on July 14, 2013, 08:08:12 AM
I'm betting on chad ditched his old lady to be with dummies old man;) the pretzels the duers would have to forge themselves into over that one is way more fun. In your situation well it is just the usual man hate we will hear from over there. No fun at all:(

I think you hit the nail on the head, jty.

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His ex told me if Dave kept being such a cum with him that he would ruin my relationship.

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Re: Missouri primitive being thrown out as if trash
« Reply #31 on: July 14, 2013, 01:14:30 PM »
Quote from: Big Dog on July 14, 2013, 01:09:48 PM
I think you hit the nail on the head, jty.

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Re: Missouri primitive being thrown out as if trash
« Reply #32 on: July 14, 2013, 01:16:01 PM »
Well, she contacted her sisters, and they sent her bus fare back to Joplin, Missouri.

And in other news, the edemaic Lynne Sin primitive is back, after an absence of some months.
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Re: Missouri primitive being thrown out as if trash
« Reply #33 on: July 14, 2013, 02:10:37 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on July 14, 2013, 01:16:01 PM
Well, she contacted her sisters, and they sent her bus fare back to Joplin, Missouri.
And in other news, the edemaic Lynne Sin primitive is back, after an absence of some months.

The collective IQ of Joplin just took a giant hit........DUmmies will say taxes for better schools will necessarily have to rise.
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Re: Missouri primitive being thrown out as if trash
« Reply #34 on: July 14, 2013, 02:12:05 PM »
I look forward to that little revelation:-)

Like I said, who is DU to side with--a woman kicked to the curb or the two hero gay lovers who now can be together? My odds are on DU telling her to get over with it since those fellas just want to be happy--who cares if it's at her expense--they are gay--HATER! :rotf: :rotf:
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Re: Missouri primitive being thrown out as if trash
« Reply #35 on: July 14, 2013, 05:22:27 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on July 14, 2013, 12:40:12 PM
If she wants to move to FL the Martin family has a spare bedroom.

 :lol: :lol: :lol:

H5 Sarge! You made me laugh.
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Re: Missouri primitive being thrown out as if trash
« Reply #36 on: July 14, 2013, 08:18:27 PM »
Quote from: SGT Snuggle Bunny on July 14, 2013, 12:40:12 PM
If she wants to move to FL the Martin family has a spare bedroom.
 

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Re: Missouri primitive being thrown out as if trash
« Reply #37 on: July 15, 2013, 08:01:28 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 14, 2013, 02:10:37 PM
The collective IQ of Joplin just took a giant hit........DUmmies will say taxes for better schools will necessarily have to rise skyrocket.

What a mess, and so painful to read, too.  Smartest people on the planet, don't you know.

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