Things I've Learned Through Reading About The Zimmerman/Martin case On DU

[dandi]

Things I've Learned Through Reading About The Zimmerman/Martin case On DU
(Taken from actual posts by DUmmies):

1. A seventeen year old high school student is a "baby". Not a baby to his mother, but literally a baby.

2. Taking a few MMA classes at your local gym makes you an indestructable fighting machine.

3. If someone suspicious is walking through your neighborhood, you are not allowed to exit your vehicle and walk through it yourself. Doing so makes you culpable in the suspicious person's death should he attack you and you defend yourself with deadly force.

4. The proper course of action for children who believe a stranger is following them is not to scream, not to call for help, not to seek another adult for help, and not to run home. It is to turn around and charge the suspicious person. Such behavior is the correct course of action in "stranger danger" training for kids.

5. It is justifiable both legally and morally to physically beat down any person walking behind you in a public place, even absent any other threat.

6. Smoking marijuana renders an individual completely unable to commit an act of aggression.

7. Carrying Skittles and iced tea renders an individual completely unable to commit an act of aggression.

8. It is impossible to imagine any reason a 17 yr. old black male would physically assault anyone other than in self-defense.

9. If by chance you do imagine any reason other than self-defense that a 17 yr. old black male would physically assault anyone, then you are a racist.

10. In the same situation as Martin that night, a 40 year old white woman would not likely be looked on with suspicion as a possible burglar (Yes, a winner of the "Duh, No Shit Award" actually posted this yesterday).

11. When a young black man notices an older Hispanic man following him, it is reasonable for the black man to suspect he is about to be raped.

12. Defense lawyers are not supposed to zealously defend their clients.

13. Defense lawyers are supposed to give more weight to avoiding hurting the feelings of family members than they are to protecting their client from a 25 year prison sentence.

14. For a teenage girl, being barely literate, speaking in mumbling street language, and making angry and insulting remarks in a court of law confers an air of nobility to her.

15. A 17 yr. old high school athlete with a two minute head start cannot cover 100 yards faster than an overweight 28 yr. old who doesn't even know the direction the 17 yr. old was headed.

16. Heading home, then stopping, doubling back, and ambushing someone behind you is "standing your ground".

17. Even if you have a history of assaulting local officers, the police will still automatically take your side as long as your daddy is some obscure, retired, low-level magistrate from out of state.

18. If Zimmerman is found not guilty, then the black community is fully justified in rioting and hurting or even killing random white people.

19. If you are armed, it is not possible to fear for your life.



Those are just a few pearls of wisdom from the Most Intelligent People On The Internet.

[98ZJUSMC]

Things I've Learned Through Reading About The Zimmerman/Martin case On DU
(Taken from actual posts by DUmmies):

1. A seventeen year old high school student is a "baby". Not a baby to his mother, but literally a baby.

2. Taking a few MMA classes at your local gym makes you an indestructable fighting machine.

3. If someone suspicious is walking through your neighborhood, you are not allowed to exit your vehicle and walk through it yourself. Doing so makes you culpable in the suspicious person's death should he attack you and you defend yourself with deadly force.

4. The proper course of action for children who believe a stranger is following them is not to scream, not to call for help, not to seek another adult for help, and not to run home. It is to turn around and charge the suspicious person. Such behavior is the correct course of action in "stranger danger" training for kids.

5. It is justifiable both legally and morally to physically beat down any person walking behind you in a public place, even absent any other threat.

6. Smoking marijuana renders an individual completely unable to commit an act of aggression.

7. Carrying Skittles and iced tea renders an individual completely unable to commit an act of aggression.

8. It is impossible to imagine any reason a 17 yr. old black male would physically assault anyone other than in self-defense.

9. If by chance you do imagine any reason other than self-defense that a 17 yr. old black male would physically assault anyone, then you are a racist.

10. In the same situation as Martin that night, a 40 year old white woman would not likely be looked on with suspicion as a possible burglar (Yes, a winner of the "Duh, No Shit Award" actually posted this yesterday).

11. When a young black man notices an older Hispanic man following him, it is reasonable for the black man to suspect he is about to be raped.

12. Defense lawyers are not supposed to zealously defend their clients.

13. Defense lawyers are supposed to give more weight to avoiding hurting the feelings of family members than they are to protecting their client from a 25 year prison sentence.

14. For a teenage girl, being barely literate, speaking in mumbling street language, and making angry and insulting remarks in a court of law confers an air of nobility to her.

15. A 17 yr. old high school athlete with a two minute head start cannot cover 100 yards faster than an overweight 28 yr. old who doesn't even know the direction the 17 yr. old was headed.

16. Heading home, then stopping, doubling back, and ambushing someone behind you is "standing your ground".

17. Even if you have a history of assaulting local officers, the police will still automatically take your side as long as your daddy is some obscure, retired, low-level magistrate from out of state.

18. If Zimmerman is found not guilty, then the black community is fully justified in rioting and hurting or even killing random white people.

19. If you are armed, it is not possible to fear for your life.



Those are just a few pearls of wisdom from the Most Intelligent People On The Internet.

    

Very good.

[seahorse513]

After, hearing about the initial crime, I never followed it, didn't need to. A 17 year old, is "not" a baby.............. sorry....

[FiddyBeowulf]

11. When a young black man notices an older Hispanic man crazy-ass, white cracker following him, it is reasonable for the black man to suspect he is about to be raped.

FIFY

[BlueStateSaint]

   

Very good.

Agree 110%.  H5 to Dandi.  Great job, sir.

[Karin]

Outstanding, dandi.  Lurking DUmbasses:  See how stupid you look?  Take a good look at yourselves. 

[hillneck]

H5 Dandi,  good job.   

[Texacon]

^5 dandi!

I would also note that I've learned by reading and listening to the media that Trayvon's first name is "17 year old".

KC

[Linda]

^5 dandi!

I would also note that I've learned by reading and listening to the media that Trayvon's first name is "17 year old".

KC

And that he was MURDERED by George Zimmerman.

[JohnnyReb]

And that he was MURDERED by George Zimmerman. A very, very, very white man.

[Texacon]

What I see mostly as a prefix for Zimmerman is "Self proclaimed Hispanic ..."

KC

[Freeper]

This deserves a sticky since it is an awesome illustration of the insanity of the DUmmies.

[Splashdown]

Great job! Hi-5!

Also, there's such a thing as "white Hispanic."

[obumazombie]

Bob Beckel contends that if someone broke your nose with a punch, then holds you down and beats your head into a sidewalk, that you should take no action until your injuries are more than "superficial". Defining "superficial" is left to libs who are unparalleled in moving goalposts.

[Karin]

Beckel's been pissing me off with this, and he refuses to budge.  He sneers at the "little scratches," then the pic is shown of these huge gashes.  **** you, Bob. 

[Texacon]

Bob Beckel contends that if someone broke your nose with a punch, then holds you down and beats your head into a sidewalk, that you should take no action until your injuries are more than "superficial". Defining "superficial" is left to libs who are unparalleled in moving goalposts.

Yes, because everyone knows, or at least SHOULD know, exactly how many times you must let someone bash your head on a concrete slab before you lose consciousness.

 

KC

[hillneck]

Bob Beckel contends that if someone broke your nose with a punch, then holds you down and beats your head into a sidewalk, that you should take no action until your injuries are more than "superficial". Defining "superficial" is left to libs who are unparalleled in moving goalposts.

Since when did Bobby boy get his medical degree?  He's just another left wing turd.  His DU name is probably Bobblows.  

[67 Rover]

I have learned that cursive writing is like really really hard.  

[JohnnyReb]

I have learned that cursive writing is like really really hard.  

Well, for democrat voters it is.

[Chris_]

Cursive is racist.  I can't read dat.

[Linda]

I have learned that cursive writing is like really really hard.

I think I learned cursive around the 4th grade of school....That made me what? Around 10 years old? So A 10 year old is smarter than the states STAR WITNESS.....

[ChuckJ]

Hi5 dandi. The one below is the one I really like. I say something very similar to my wife every time one of the idiots claim that Zimmerman was in the wrong because he exited his vehicle in his neighborhood.

3. If someone suspicious is walking through your neighborhood, you are not allowed to exit your vehicle and walk through it yourself. Doing so makes you culpable in the suspicious person's death should he attack you and you defend yourself with deadly force.

[lars1701c]

Things I've Learned Through Reading About The Zimmerman/Martin case On DU
(Taken from actual posts by DUmmies):

1. A seventeen year old high school student is a "baby". Not a baby to his mother, but literally a baby.

2. Taking a few MMA classes at your local gym makes you an indestructable fighting machine.

3. If someone suspicious is walking through your neighborhood, you are not allowed to exit your vehicle and walk through it yourself. Doing so makes you culpable in the suspicious person's death should he attack you and you defend yourself with deadly force.

4. The proper course of action for children who believe a stranger is following them is not to scream, not to call for help, not to seek another adult for help, and not to run home. It is to turn around and charge the suspicious person. Such behavior is the correct course of action in "stranger danger" training for kids.

5. It is justifiable both legally and morally to physically beat down any person walking behind you in a public place, even absent any other threat.

6. Smoking marijuana renders an individual completely unable to commit an act of aggression.

7. Carrying Skittles and iced tea renders an individual completely unable to commit an act of aggression.

8. It is impossible to imagine any reason a 17 yr. old black male would physically assault anyone other than in self-defense.

9. If by chance you do imagine any reason other than self-defense that a 17 yr. old black male would physically assault anyone, then you are a racist.

10. In the same situation as Martin that night, a 40 year old white woman would not likely be looked on with suspicion as a possible burglar (Yes, a winner of the "Duh, No Shit Award" actually posted this yesterday).

11. When a young black man notices an older Hispanic man following him, it is reasonable for the black man to suspect he is about to be raped.

12. Defense lawyers are not supposed to zealously defend their clients.

13. Defense lawyers are supposed to give more weight to avoiding hurting the feelings of family members than they are to protecting their client from a 25 year prison sentence.

14. For a teenage girl, being barely literate, speaking in mumbling street language, and making angry and insulting remarks in a court of law confers an air of nobility to her.

15. A 17 yr. old high school athlete with a two minute head start cannot cover 100 yards faster than an overweight 28 yr. old who doesn't even know the direction the 17 yr. old was headed.

16. Heading home, then stopping, doubling back, and ambushing someone behind you is "standing your ground".

17. Even if you have a history of assaulting local officers, the police will still automatically take your side as long as your daddy is some obscure, retired, low-level magistrate from out of state.

18. If Zimmerman is found not guilty, then the black community is fully justified in rioting and hurting or even killing random white people.

19. If you are armed, it is not possible to fear for your life.



Those are just a few pearls of wisdom from the Most Intelligent People On The Internet.

HI5 to you, shame you can't post this for any length of time on DU

[Big Dog]

Beckel's been pissing me off with this, and he refuses to budge.  He sneers at the "little scratches," then the pic is shown of these huge gashes.  **** you, Bob. 

Beckel is paid to do that. Same with Juan Williams. They are actors, playing a role.

It's "reality TV."

[obumazombie]

Beckel is paid to do that. Same with Juan Williams. They are actors, playing a role.

It's "reality TV."

They certainly seem to be passionate about their roles. And they seem to thoroughly enjoy their roles. It's almost as if they believe what they assert. Or they desperately want to convince anyone that will listen.