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Offline Freeper

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DUmmy gets a job.
« on: July 09, 2013, 05:54:38 PM »
Sadly it isn't any of our favorite DUmmies but hey at least we have one less DUmmy living off the taxpayers.

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I got a job!


 
Well it took 22 months and ten days, two strategic emails BUT - THE LONGEST weekend of my life is over. Yes folks I have a JOB. It is at 360 Mediawatch a media monitoring company - I'm going to be the utility man - some video editing, program logging, and later on probably some spreadsheet work. Its provisional - when I get up to speed and if I don't screw anything up - which I WON'T - I'm a go. In the words of President Bartlett - Okay what's next!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023210529

I can't imagine being out of work for 22 months. Then again I would take whatever I could to at least have some money coming in, I'm crazy like that.
I am amused that he mentions 2 whole emails, like it was some kind of major chore or something.

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8. Congrats on your job! May it lead to something better and permanent!

Don't bet on it, he has 2 things against him, 1:He's a DUmmy which means he will either come up hot on the piss test or do something stupid at work and get fired. 2:The new 0bama economy does not offer many full time permanent jobs.

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Re: DUmmy gets a job.
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2013, 05:55:26 PM »
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Re: DUmmy gets a job.
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2013, 06:05:09 PM »
Quote from: Freeper on July 09, 2013, 05:54:38 PM
Sadly it isn't any of our favorite DUmmies but hey at least we have one less DUmmy living off the taxpayers.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023210529

I can't imagine being out of work for 22 months. Then again I would take whatever I could to at least have some money coming in, I'm crazy like that.
I am amused that he mentions 2 whole emails, like it was some kind of major chore or something.

Don't bet on it, he has 2 things against him, 1:He's a DUmmy which means he will either come up hot on the piss test or do something stupid at work and get fired. 2:The new 0bama economy does not offer many full time permanent jobs.



I have worked 9,489 working days (13,704 calendar days) without a single day employment break.

If I include when I worked for my dad with a few breaks, I have worked 14,799 days.
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Re: DUmmy gets a job.
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2013, 06:08:47 PM »
Quote from: freedumb2003b on July 09, 2013, 06:05:09 PM
I have worked 9,489 working days (13,704 calendar days) without a single day employment break.

If I include when I worked for my dad with a few breaks, I have worked 14,799 days.
Are those "business" days?  :tongue:  :lmao:
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Re: DUmmy gets a job.
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2013, 06:37:42 PM »
If I were that person I probably would not have mentioned 360 media watch on DU.

I think that is going to be a problem for them going forward.

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Re: DUmmy gets a job.
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2013, 12:03:25 AM »
It sounds like he'll be doing some serious scanner duty.

I wonder if this outfit pays better than Crazy Miriam.
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Re: DUmmy gets a job.
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2013, 06:57:25 AM »
Quote from: EagleKeeper on July 09, 2013, 06:37:42 PM
If I were that person I probably would not have mentioned 360 media watch on DU.

I think that is going to be a problem for them going forward.

I agree.

The unclad Johnson DUmmy is going to work for a company that gathers and provides business intel by monitoring websites, and is talking about it on a partisan website.

I won't be surprised to read this DUmmy's weeping and wailing about getting fired during his probationary period.

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I also won't be surprised if his fellow DUmmies turn on him for becoming a tool of the corporatist oppressors.

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I see great things in the unclad Johnson DUmmy's future!
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Re: DUmmy gets a job.
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2013, 08:31:47 AM »
Quote from: Freeper on July 09, 2013, 05:54:38 PM


I can't imagine being out of work for 22 months. Then again I would take whatever I could to at least have some money coming in, I'm crazy like that.


Isn't unemployment 99 weeks?  Wouldn't 22 months and 10 days work out to roughly 95 1/2 weeks?

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Re: DUmmy gets a job.
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2013, 09:04:57 AM »
May have to keep an eye on ole Johnny Boy.  You may read about him within a couple of months on how everybody's picking on him, making him actually work to get paid, you know the usual DUmmie complaints about work.  Should be interesting.   
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