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If you have thought it would be fun to see a story where liberal Hollywood gets its comeuppance, I invite you to read Jihad On Hollywood.

Jihad On Hollywood tells the story of an annual decadent and extravagant party of Hollywood elite on a remote private island. A group of Islamic terrorists overrun the island and put their Hollywood captives on trial for crimes against Islam. It’s up to a former army ranger and current country western singer to save them before they are all executed. It's kind of a Die Hard for conservatives.

You can get an eBook version of the story for free on lulu.com or for the lowest allowed price on Amazon ($0.99).

I welcome any reviews of this book during this time when I am offering it for low or no cost.

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Re: What if Liberal Hollywood Stars Were Captured by Terrorists?
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2013, 01:54:53 PM »
I would only read it if they decided that the people on the island weren't worth the effort.
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Re: What if Liberal Hollywood Stars Were Captured by Terrorists?
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2013, 02:00:02 PM »
If you have thought it would be fun to see a story where liberal Hollywood gets its comeuppance, I invite you to read Jihad On Hollywood.

Jihad On Hollywood tells the story of an annual decadent and extravagant party of Hollywood elite on a remote private island. A group of Islamic terrorists overrun the island and put their Hollywood captives on trial for crimes against Islam. It’s up to a former army ranger and current country western singer to save them before they are all executed. It's kind of a Die Hard for conservatives.

You can get an eBook version of the story for free on lulu.com or for the lowest allowed price on Amazon ($0.99).

I welcome any reviews of this book during this time when I am offering it for low or no cost.

Really?!?

Your advertising an ebook in the DUmpster?

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Re: What if Liberal Hollywood Stars Were Captured by Terrorists?
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2013, 02:25:32 PM »
Well, you know.  Dogs are always drawn to the smell of excrement when they need to take a DUmp.  :fuelfire:
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Re: What if Liberal Hollywood Stars Were Captured by Terrorists?
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2013, 02:32:50 PM »
Zombies for owebuma vs jihadists. I give the zombies about a 50/50 chance.
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Re: What if Liberal Hollywood Stars Were Captured by Terrorists?
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2013, 01:03:27 PM »
I would only read it if they decided that the people on the island weren't worth the effort.

As you would expect where Jihadists are involved, there are some heads that roll.

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Re: What if Liberal Hollywood Stars Were Captured by Terrorists?
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2013, 01:24:31 PM »
Well, if Hollywierd stars had any brains, they would all run to one side of the island and tip it over.
“The American people will never knowingly adopt socialism. But, under the name of ‘liberalism’, they will adopt every fragment of the socialist program, until one day America will be a socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.” - Norman Thomas, U.S. Socialist Party presidential candidate 1940, 1944 and 1948

"America is like a healthy body and its resistance is threefold: its patriotism, its morality, and its spiritual life. If we can undermine these three areas, America will collapse from within."  Stalin

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Re: What if Liberal Hollywood Stars Were Captured by Terrorists?
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2013, 02:57:47 PM »
Well, if Hollywierd stars had any brains, they would all run to one side of the island and tip it over.

Dang, I should have put that in the story. :rofl: