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Offline Kimberly

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Wishadoo and Autotrakk
« on: July 03, 2013, 09:37:28 AM »
I never heard of this type of lease. Guess I actually learned something from reading DU today.

Autotrakk lease: easier than having Bruno come break your kneecaps

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A long-time member of the DU family needs your help. but has asked (for good reason, as was explained to me) to not reveal the DU name publicly. If you want to help and want to know who it is, message me and I have permission to share privately, or contact this person via Wishadoo (after logging in, click "contact member" box in the upper right-hand corner of Wishlist post).

Here is the situation, per the Wishlist post
 

We recently moved back to my small Ohio hometown, so I could be closer to my Mom and my family. We are staying with my brother and his family at the moment, and I recently got a job. All would be wonderful, except that I need to make my car lease payment for this month, or else my car will stop running and I will lose my new job. It's one of those AutoTrakk leases, where the car is electronically disabled if the payment isn't made on time. It was a crappy deal, but we had to have a car in order for me to work, so I had no choice but to accept it.

I start my new job on the 8th, so I just need to get my weekly $99 payments made until I get my first paycheck toward the end of July. $400 would take care of all the payments for a month. $500 would take care of the payments *and* give me some gas money as a cushion until I start getting paid, but I will figure out some other way to keep gas in the car if I need to. The important thing is to keep the car running.

My family is already stretched to the limit trying to help...they really can't do any more. We will be fine and self-sufficient when I start getting paid. We just need some help to keep from falling through the cracks until then. It's very frustrating, because the other help agencies I've tried all require extensive documents that I can't easily get. I make my car payments online--I don't get a paper bill. I don't have a paystub to show my income yet because I don't start my new job until the 8th. We're living with my brother temporarily, so I don't have a lease yet or bills to show our expenditures. And because we lack all of this paperwork, we just don't seem to qualify for help *anywhere*.

It is so incredibly vital that I don't lose my job before I even get to start. Please...we're willing to pay the money back after we get level again. I just don't want to have gotten this far, only to have it all fall apart before it even begins. Your help could make all the difference in the world for us...
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« Reply #1 on: July 03, 2013, 09:45:25 AM »
Obama foodstamps, Obama housing, Obama phones.....I look into my crystal ball and the next thing I see.....the Obama car.
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Re: Wishadoo and Autotrakk
« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2013, 09:47:08 AM »
I am actually torn by this, on the one hand a DUmmie may actually get a job and be a productive member of society.  On the other hand I enjoy DUmmies when they are in pain and agony due to their own stupidity then again on the third hand DUmmies lie all the time.

Does not compute!!  I am not sure how I feel about this one.
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Re: Wishadoo and Autotrakk
« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2013, 09:48:53 AM »
Quote from: Kimberly on July 03, 2013, 09:37:28 AM
I never heard of this type of lease. Guess I actually learned something from reading DU today.
It sounds like a subprime auto loan from a lender or dealer that deals with DUmmies and other Obama voters regularly.
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Re: Wishadoo and Autotrakk
« Reply #4 on: July 03, 2013, 10:03:21 AM »
$400 a month lease? How f'd up do your finances have to be to consider that a good deal?
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Re: Wishadoo and Autotrakk
« Reply #5 on: July 03, 2013, 10:07:03 AM »
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Please...we're willing to pay the money back after we get level again.

Famous last words. Liberals never "get level again."

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Re: Wishadoo and Autotrakk
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2013, 10:10:47 AM »
Quote from: FiddyBeowulf on July 03, 2013, 10:03:21 AM
$400 a month lease? How f'd up do your finances have to be to consider that a good deal?

Illegal aliens have bought up all the $400 and up used cars.
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Re: Wishadoo and Autotrakk
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2013, 10:13:53 AM »
Quote from: 67 Rover on July 03, 2013, 09:47:08 AM
I am actually torn by this, on the one hand a DUmmie may actually get a job and be a productive member of society.  On the other hand I enjoy DUmmies when they are in pain and agony due to their own stupidity then again on the third hand DUmmies lie all the time.

Does not compute!!  I am not sure how I feel about this one.

DUmmies lie.  They always, always lie.
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Re: Wishadoo and Autotrakk
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2013, 10:18:47 AM »
Quote from: Chris_ on July 03, 2013, 09:48:53 AM
It sounds like a subprime auto loan from a lender or dealer that deals with DUmmies and other Obama voters regularly.

That's exactly what it is. High risk with high interest. Pretty sure that they only deal in used cars and recycle them often due to no pay. I also have a good feeling that the DUmmy could call in for an extension and it would be granted but has already done that.
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Re: Wishadoo and Autotrakk
« Reply #9 on: July 03, 2013, 10:19:54 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 03, 2013, 10:10:47 AM
Illegal aliens have bought up all the $400 and up used cars.
There's always Craigslist, but those people usually prefer cash and don't do financing.
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Re: Wishadoo and Autotrakk
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2013, 11:09:03 AM »
Astonishing! Miss a payment and the engine is shut down remotely.

A DUmmy has actually leased the Bait Car!

This is as big a scam as every other Wishadoo! tale.

I guarantee, if some naive do-gooder DUmpmonkey offered to pay the lease directly, there would be some reason the money absolutely must be sent to the scammer's PayPal account.

Remember, you can't send your money to Johns Hopkins. It has to go to poor stupid Beth, or to the sodomite's PayPal. Then a check can be cut, lost, and found by Miss Waverly.

If you believe that, Wishadoo! has another sob story for you.

(Remember, like Hillary! and Lamar!, the exclamation point in Wishadoo! is silent but essential.)
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Re: Wishadoo and Autotrakk
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2013, 11:58:29 AM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 03, 2013, 10:10:47 AM
Illegal aliens have bought up all the $400 and up used cars.

Actually "Cash For Clunkers", another Obumble "success" story destroyed the inexpensive used car market.
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Re: Wishadoo and Autotrakk
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2013, 12:22:29 PM »
Indeed it did.  They're as expensive as new now.

Why does the DUmmie not get paid until the end of July?  Does that sound legit?  A full month? 
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Re: Wishadoo and Autotrakk
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2013, 01:02:55 PM »
Quote from: Karin on July 03, 2013, 12:22:29 PM
Indeed it did.  They're as expensive as new now.

Why does the DUmmie not get paid until the end of July?  Does that sound legit?  A full month? 
Maybe that is when the EBT card gets recharged and he can then buy food and sell it for cash? Personally, I would not call that a job but to each their own.
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Re: Wishadoo and Autotrakk
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2013, 02:02:10 PM »
Quote from: Karin on July 03, 2013, 12:22:29 PM
Why does the DUmmie not get paid until the end of July?  Does that sound legit?  A full month? 
Government employee?

The salaried bank employees I worked with got paid once a month.
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Re: Wishadoo and Autotrakk
« Reply #15 on: July 03, 2013, 03:09:05 PM »
Quote from: JohnnyReb on July 03, 2013, 09:45:25 AM
Obama foodstamps, Obama housing, Obama phones.....I look into my crystal ball and the next thing I see.....the Obama car.

Wasn't the cash for clunkers program? The junk yards are full of rusted out cars with "obama 08" bumper stickers on them.
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