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Re: Hot Weather Advice From The Crazy Bald Dwarf
« Reply #50 on: July 01, 2013, 03:09:36 PM »
Leave it to the bald dwarf, that lives in the city with the best year-round weather in California, to advise the people in Arizona, inland California, and Nevada how they should deal with the heat.  :whatever:
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Re: Hot Weather Advice From The Crazy Bald Dwarf
« Reply #51 on: July 01, 2013, 06:21:18 PM »
Leave it to the bald dwarf, that lives in the city with the best year-round weather in California, to advise the people in Arizona, inland California, and Nevada how they should deal with the heat.  :whatever:

It's typical of Democrats, liberals, and primitives, to be that way.

They live in affluent neighbors but allege themselves to understand the problems of the poor, for example.

Nothing new here in the cousin's attitude about the weather.
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Re: Hot Weather Advice From The Crazy Bald Dwarf
« Reply #52 on: July 01, 2013, 06:45:51 PM »
I grew up in Phoenix. I know heat.

Mr Mannn's tips on surviving a heat wave:
1) Crank the AC. Seriously. crank it. Far better to put extra blankets on the bed than to sweat.
2) If you can't do #1, hang out at the mall. believe me, they crank that AC at malls, they want you to hang out there!
3) Make some tea. get a big jar, toss in tea backs and put it outside. wala: Sun Tea.
4) Ice cream. eat some.
5) watch a video. If you have to exercise, get a freakin treadmill. It's hot outside.
6) if you can escape to the mountains, by all means do so. Cool, fresh air. stars at night. Life is good.
7) it's only 3 -5 months of heat. the rest of the year it's great outside. stop complaining.


I've never made sun tea, but wanted to yesterday.  I'll try it this weekend.  It's still going to be 105-110 degrees.
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Re: Hot Weather Advice From The Crazy Bald Dwarf
« Reply #53 on: July 01, 2013, 08:19:32 PM »
I've never made sun tea, but wanted to yesterday.  I'll try it this weekend.  It's still going to be 105-110 degrees.

I like my tea without sweetener. When will it be ready?  :-)

I worked 7 to 3 today, had a therapy session (physical, not mental) then came home and watered my trees. It was getting warm outside. I am drinking ice tea right now. Work was busy. First of the month.

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Re: Hot Weather Advice From The Crazy Bald Dwarf
« Reply #54 on: July 01, 2013, 08:22:50 PM »
I like my tea without sweetener. When will it be ready?  :-)
Hot tea should not have sugar in it.

Iced tea, however, should.
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Re: Hot Weather Advice From The Crazy Bald Dwarf
« Reply #55 on: July 01, 2013, 08:53:06 PM »
I like my tea without sweetener. When will it be ready?  :-)

I worked 7 to 3 today, had a therapy session (physical, not mental) then came home and watered my trees. It was getting warm outside. I am drinking ice tea right now. Work was busy. First of the month.

The EBT shoppers come out in this heat?
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Re: Hot Weather Advice From The Crazy Bald Dwarf
« Reply #56 on: July 01, 2013, 08:59:03 PM »
The EBT shoppers come out in this heat?
They're buying corn starch and flour.

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Re: Hot Weather Advice From The Crazy Bald Dwarf
« Reply #57 on: July 01, 2013, 09:35:04 PM »
The EBT shoppers come out in this heat?

They have been hungry for a few days.  :-)

We also have a high senior population that get pensions on the 1st. Our prescription count is usually higher the first week of the month.

We have a lot of people that stop in to shop with us, they avoid Super Wal Mart at all costs. We have had some pretty good sales.




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Re: Hot Weather Advice From The Crazy Bald Dwarf
« Reply #58 on: July 01, 2013, 09:44:47 PM »
They have been hungry for a few days.  :-)
Maybe they'd like some biscuits.
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Re: Hot Weather Advice From The Crazy Bald Dwarf
« Reply #59 on: July 01, 2013, 11:01:15 PM »
Maybe they'd like some biscuits.

H5 for dropping biscuits.  :rotf: