Hot Weather Advice From The Crazy Bald Dwarf

[JohnnyReb]

I got inner eyelid watching duty tonite myself, Coach.   

I have watched that movie over and over again, never get tired of seeing it.

[BattleHymn]

I wonder how Kirk, the Las Vegas Leviathan, handles the heat. He won't work, so can't afford AC, and he's encased in those grotesque layers of blubber. He can't find size 15EEEEEE shoes for his flipperfeet, so he can't go outside on the hot pavement. He's a moonbat, so if he's suffering he richly deserves it.

It's a shame that the toilet lids he uses for shoes don't have the same cooling properties as the porcelain bowl they were attached to in a former life.  At least his feet would get some relief.

[BattleHymn]

How about dropping 3 stone's weight?

I've heard an inflamed postrate can cause weight gain.  Nads might want to get hers checked out.

[JohnnyReb]

I've heard an inflamed postrate can cause weight gain.  Nads might want to get hers checked out.

Are we going to take up a collection for the doctor that does that?

[BlueStateSaint]

Are we going to take up a collection for the doctor that does that?

This is a perfect argument for medical robots.

[BattleHymn]

Are we going to take up a collection for the doctor that does that?

As a trained EMT, she could probably direct the doctor to exactly where her postrate is located.   

[Evil_Conservative]

Right around 78-80 yes.

Is that like a heatwave there?  I'd love to have those temperatures back again.  Really really tired of 110+ degrees.  I'd even be happy with just 100 degrees.

[JakeStyle]

I know hot, I have been in plenty of places where it gets very warm.

Nope we have pretty nice weather year round, it's 76 right now.  I think nadin is just trying to create controversy.

I just grilled up two strip steaks and my girlfriend is making a chefs salad with hard boiled eggs, bacon and blue cheese, yumm.  

[JakeStyle]

Response to Cerridwen (Original post)

Sun Jun 30, 2013, 12:05 AM

nadinbrzezinski (122,787 posts)
14. I suggested, as an example to kids in the 7 and older set

The cooking an egg on pavement exercise...it does drive the point home.

A gent today went to the burn center after he fell on pavement.

The temperature has not gone above 80 this weekend.  Just another example of her honesty.

[NHSparky]

90 in Alpine?  Oh, noes!  We's all gonna DIES!!!

Oh, wait--the normal high for Alpine this time of year is about 85-87.  Whoopsie.

Nads--dipshit, dollink--I've been in heat.  Dry heat and humid heat.  I'll take Vegas/Death Valley over Guam/PI/Singapore any friggin day.  I've driven from LA to Vegas.

In July.

With no A/C in the car.

When it was 100 when we got to San Bernardino/Riverside, 105 in Glen Helen, 110 in Victorville, and 115 in Barstow.  Oh, and 122 in Baker, according to the thermometer outside Big Boy's.  I personally went through FIVE 24-ounce bottles of water that trip.  And aside from being a little crusty from all the salt drying on my clothes/skin, wasn't even damp.

So yea, nads, BTDT.  Some of us don't live in front of a scanner.  Even in relatively "comfortable" New Hampshire today, I spent a good chunk of it working outside in a heat index approaching 105.  So pretty please, go die in a ****ing fire already. 

Finally, I also used to live closer to the beach than you (think Point Loma.)  Also lived closer to the beach in Orange County.  Ever heard of Santa Ana winds, you dumb scrunt?  105 was not unheard of a mere five miles from the ocean when those got kicking around in the summertime.

Seriously, why do you post when it's so obvious you haven't the first effin clue of which you speak?  Plonk that, toots.

[GOBUCKS]

The postration is going to get all you bullies.

[Evil_Conservative]

I just honestly have no idea how I have been able to live in the desert climate before Nadin came around to give me advice.  I love taking advice about the desert climate from people who don't even live in one.

[BattleHymn]

The postration is going to get all you bullies.

Hopefully, the postration won't be bad enough to cause any of us to lie prostate on the floor.

[franksolich]

The postration is going to get all you bullies.

I had a good time while on star-watching duty last night; probably a better time than the cousin had while on scanner duty.

By the way, one wonders--does the cousin wear a uniform or something when on scanner duty?

I took the femme and a friend of hers out to near where our esteemed colleague Skul spent his boyhood, and we watched.

Usually, even if the sky's clear, there's fog and mist way up several miles in the atmosphere, and this is what night-time in the Sandhills of Nebraska looks like:

But last night, it looked something like this:

[I_B_Perky]

Wow, you and I have the same assignment.

 

The Rove works in mysterious ways there Winone.

I have watched that movie over and over again, never get tired of seeing it.

 

Hell of a movie!!!  Puts high def to shame!!!  It's almost like you are right there, ain't it JohnnyReb? Hell of a theater too!

H5's to both!

[Airwolf]

Somewhere during my time in Basic Training at Ft. Benning in the summer of 1980 the temp one Saturday got to 107 and the humidity was close to .if not 100%. Since we were in the old WWII barracks at Harmony Church we didn't have AC and were ordered to stay inside and only go out for meals and to get soda's from the pop machine which was a half block away from our barracks. During that summer a lot of people died in the heat wave all over the South.

http://www.dallasnews.com/news/community-news/dallas/headlines/20100806-Dallas-Fort-Worth-heat-wave-of-1868.ece

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071030151912AAzQkY1

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980_United_States_heat_wave

[RobJohnson]

Breaking News.  It's ****ing hot outside. 

I heard someone on the radio lamenting the high temperature... in Death Valley.

It's actually sort of nice here today.  High 80's.

Today Phoenix hit 119 and it created some airport delays with the smaller airplanes. I wonder if that was on the scanner?

[RobJohnson]

I just honestly have no idea how I have been able to live in the desert climate before Nadin came around to give me advice.  I love taking advice about the desert climate from people who don't even live in one.

Do you have your own scanner?

[RobJohnson]

Breaking News.  It's ****ing hot outside.  

I heard someone on the radio lamenting the high temperature... in Death Valley.

It's actually sort of nice here today.  High 80's.

Death Valley broke some type of high temperature record for The United States Sunday.....

[BlueStateSaint]

I just honestly have no idea how I have been able to live in the desert climate before Nadin came around to give me advice.  I love taking advice about the desert climate from people who don't even live in one.

Alcohol?

[Mr Mannn]

I grew up in Phoenix. I know heat.

Mr Mannn's tips on surviving a heat wave:
1) Crank the AC. Seriously. crank it. Far better to put extra blankets on the bed than to sweat.
2) If you can't do #1, hang out at the mall. believe me, they crank that AC at malls, they want you to hang out there!
3) Make some tea. get a big jar, toss in tea backs and put it outside. wala: Sun Tea.
4) Ice cream. eat some.
5) watch a video. If you have to exercise, get a freakin treadmill. It's hot outside.
6) if you can escape to the mountains, by all means do so. Cool, fresh air. stars at night. Life is good.
7) it's only 3 -5 months of heat. the rest of the year it's great outside. stop complaining.

[AprilRazz]

The heat and humidity gets pretty bad here at times. So we just set one of these up.


Coach, I remember being at sea and the stars looked so close that you could almost touch them. Really beautiful.

[JohnnyReb]

Best advice I got is don't stand to close to short fat people.....they generate their own heat source.

[thundley4]

I put a sweatshirt on this morning, it's a little chilly.

[AllosaursRus]

This is a perfect argument for medical robots.

Long as it has a high power surgical laser and the first word ya here from the Doc is: "Oops!"