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Offline beefeater

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Beaner compares the intellegence of the DumpMonkees to a pile of ROCKS
« on: June 29, 2013, 03:00:29 PM »
And not a single one of them gets it.

DUmb as a pile of ROCKS


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Dear mother of Gawd, I am tired of arguing with rocks

I got better things to do. But I'm leaving for today with these thoughts.....

For a warrant you need probable cause. Without probable cause the warrant violates the 4th Amendment.

Your neighbors can't get your phone records from the phone company.. To be clear on this point, they can't write to the phone company and ask them for all the details of your phone calls. ie, who you called, and for how long and from where. The government can't do this either without a warrant based on probable cause. A warrant issued upon probable cause. And your neighbors certainly can't get a warrant on you, and neither can the phone co. But the govt can.

Issuing a warrant for these types of records, metadata, by the government, on everyone with a phone, obviously is in violation of this. Certainly, not everyone with a phone is going to meet the criteria of a warrant issued upon probable cause. There is no probable cause. It's just not possible or believable.

Then to store this data for future querying in criminal cases is ****ing scary.

Good Lawd, I wish some people would wake up.

That has got to be one of the most apt descriptions I've seen regarding the DUmmies, although I think The Beaner gives them too much credit.

      
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Re: Beaner compares the intellegence of the DumpMonkees to a pile of ROCKS
« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2013, 03:09:50 PM »
Based on a previous experiment the DUmmies are actually much less intelligent than rocks.
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Re: Beaner compares the intellegence of the DumpMonkees to a pile of ROCKS
« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2013, 03:24:31 PM »
Whoa whoa whoa! Insulting rocks? That is a new low. What a racist misogynist fascist woman hating pig. I've met some smart rocks before. One was named Dwayne.
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Re: Beaner compares the intellegence of the DumpMonkees to a pile of ROCKS
« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2013, 04:49:53 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on June 29, 2013, 03:09:50 PM
Based on a previous experiment the DUmmies are actually much less intelligent than rocks.

I seem to remember that exchange.  It was a good one. :cheersmate:
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Re: Beaner compares the intellegence of the DumpMonkees to a pile of ROCKS
« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2013, 05:59:14 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on June 29, 2013, 03:09:50 PM
Based on a previous experiment the DUmmies are actually much less intelligent than rocks.

The difference between DUmmies and rocks are negligible; but rocks still have one or two uses that weigh in their favor.
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Re: Beaner compares the intellegence of the DumpMonkees to a pile of ROCKS
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2013, 06:11:27 PM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on June 29, 2013, 03:09:50 PM
Based on a previous experiment the DUmmies are actually much less intelligent than rocks.

Rock beat DUmmy worse than Wolf Blitzer.

DUmmy -54,00.
Rock 0

That is an ass beating....literally.
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Re: Beaner compares the intellegence of the DumpMonkees to a pile of ROCKS
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2013, 06:31:56 PM »
I actually had to do some digging to find the study. Below are the results of the study.

And the final score for all of the questions is
Box of rock: +21
DUmmies: -1339

You can relive the excitement here: link
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Re: Beaner compares the intellegence of the DumpMonkees to a pile of ROCKS
« Reply #7 on: June 30, 2013, 04:29:23 AM »
Quote from: FlippyDoo on June 29, 2013, 06:31:56 PM
I actually had to do some digging to find the study. Below are the results of the study.

And the final score for all of the questions is
Box of rock: +21
DUmmies: -1339

You can relive the excitement here: link

H5 for dredging it up.
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Re: Beaner compares the intellegence of the DumpMonkees to a pile of ROCKS
« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2013, 08:51:06 AM »
Quote from: jukin on June 29, 2013, 06:11:27 PM
Rock beat DUmmy worse than Wolf Blitzer.

DUmmy -54,00.
Rock 0

That is an ass beating....literally.

Perhaps this is why stoning everything Proglodytes exalt is the biblical prescription.





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Re: Beaner compares the intellegence of the DumpMonkees to a pile of ROCKS
« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2013, 09:02:28 AM »
DUmmie goons can break scissors and be bested by paper:  Established fact.
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