Third parties can't win elections in the United States.
Umm, dickhead? The Republican party was a third party, once upon a time.

The Republican party these days seems bound and determined to follow it's predecessor - that's the Whig party - into the elephant's graveyard of irrelevancy, and I for one am so pissed off at being pissed on by Repubs that I'm gladly willing to wave buh-bye to the lot of 'em.
Conservatives need to do what they can to keep the Republican party from leaning too far to the left. Conservative third parties only result in the election of more Democrats. Here in Utah, we missed the chance of electing the first African American female to the U.S. House of Representative by less than 400 votes. The Constipation Party candidate peeled off about 5,000 votes.
I just moved into Utah from Colorado about a year ago, just before the state was found face down in it's own vomit from drinking the Progressive Kool-Aid. Our last gubernatorial election was between the Progressive Democrat mayor of Denver (John Hickenlooper) and a honest to God conservative former Congress critter (Tom Tancredo). Problem was, Tom was sick of being a conservative being strong-armed by the GOP Leadership to vote for thing in contradiction to his and his constituents principles, so he ran under the Constitution party banner.
The Republican party couldn't handle the rejection, and so they went out of state to select their candidate - a former Kansas LEO who was relieved of his credentials for using his position to extort and blackmail the average citizens with whom he interacted. A real scumbag, by any standard you could choose. So, the GOP got this dickhead to move to Colorado and run for office as Governor, then left it at that. They used no party money to get him elected, ran no ads supporting this scumbag. They just made sure he was on the ballot.
Sure as shit, The scumbag did exactly what he was designed to do: he garnered about 10% of the damned vote - all of the mind-numbed zombies who continue to pull the (R) lever years after they pass beyond the veil. Hickenlooper's democrats amounted to only 46% of the voting public, according to the election results, but because the REPUBLICAN PARTY would prefer a moonbat "they can deal with" over a shake-up of the existing power structure, that was enough to land Hickenlooper in the Governor's seat.
As far as I'm concerned, the Republican party is entirely populated with untrustworthy scumbags that I wouldn't cross the street to piss on the backs of, if the sunzabitches were on fire. If you're a cheerleader for the ****in' Republican party, sweetcheeks, then you have nothing but my undying enmity.
