I've also seen one that reads:
If you are found here at night, you will be found here in the morning.
A farmer down the road from me has this one posted near his loading pen.
"Trespassers Will Be Shot, Survivors Will Be Shot Again!"
LOL-- such an expert on South America.
The other day I saw her spouting her knowledge of Brazil in relation to President Rousseff and and Lula's 'vision'. One of the Dummies mentioned Brazil's attitudes and Portuguese history. DUmbass BB was totally lost. Apparently she's completely ignorant of Portugal's history in Brazil. She made a snide comment asking why Portuguese history would have any bearing on a South American country, and helpfully posted a map of Europe with Portugal highlighted.

I guess the South American "expert" failed to realize that they speak Portuguese in Brazil, not Spanish, something this wrench turning, dirty fingernailed car mechanic has known since grade school (back in the 60's).
As a wise man once said: "If you're up to your nose in shit, keep your mouth shut!"
