Better Than You: Fair Trial, edition

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Liberals should be given free rein to govern society in every aspect.

They are fairer, more open-minded, and measured than you are. They are better suited to making society's tough choices.

Don't believe me?

Just ask them.

With that in mind, join me as we survey their

DemocratSinceBirth (46,072 posts)

Stop Harassing The Witness
 
Wow- you're a great lawyer. You can rattle a high school student

LMFAO

DemocratSinceBirth (46,072 posts)

1. I wish I was on the stand
 
I would eat this cracker for lunch.

Ooops - did I say the c word.

Yes.

It's how we know you've been a democrat since before you could think for yourself.

NightWatcher (20,813 posts)

3. Keep beating her up dumbass, that won't piss off the all women jury

Women: They're so emotional they'd never judge on the merits of a case.
 

If Zim isn't found guilty, I'll be shocked and outraged.

We know. We know.

WovenGems (254 posts)

7. I wonder

Does the jury think Zim bought himself a misogynist for a lawyer? What does that say about the defendant? If you have a jury of women wouldn't it be a good idea to understand the female mind just a little bit?

I wish a nationally syndicated conservative could say that on TV or radio.

trof (43,830 posts)

12. "Creepy Cracker" He's trying to get her to testify about her OPINION.
 
Doesn't she think that's a racist comment?
"No."

She's allowed to THINK what the hell ever she pleases.
Whatever happened to testifying about FACTS?
I'm wondering how this guy ever passed the Florida bar exam.
What a doofus.

And yet, Zimmerman is supposed to be hung for racial profiling even though there is no evidence of such, only imputed assumptions.

JustAnotherGen (6,218 posts)

14. So now the defense

Is playing the race card? Hmmmm - I've thought ALL along that they were the ones that put the card in the deck in the first place. Truth be told at last.

Trayvon was a racist that attacked Zimmerman for being "a creepy assed cracker."

And now the Proglodyte culture that raised Trayvon is attacking Zimmerman for being "a creepy assed cracker."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10023109875

The thread is growing fast. Keep an eye on it.

[jukin]

Zimmerman will get a fair trial before we hang him.[/DUchebags]

[Chris_]

Did anyone catch CNN Headline News "After Dark" program last night?  This show was the worst kind of uninformed, speculative garbage.  They had a mock jury (eleven African Americans, one white guy) standing around a table with a model of the neighborhood.  It was so badly done I couldn't help laughing at the whole silly production.

If you can find video of last night's show, I highly recommend it.  Bring popcorn.

[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-lqqYGNPzA[/youtube]

This is the only video I can find but it doesn't show the ridiculous neighborhood model (it looked like the projects) or the final "jury".

[JohnnyReb]

DUmmies don't realize it but they make a good case for taking away womens right to vote and serve on juries....if y'all need me any more today, I'll be hiding from the wymins somewhere up in the hills.

[Freeper]

They wanted Zimmerman lynched for saying the kid looked black, yet Saint Trayvon called Zimmerman a cracker and that's just fine. If the situation was reversed and Zimmerman was a black man and Trayvon was a white Hispanic and he said the crazy ass N word was chasing him, the DUmmies would say he deserved to die.

[Ptarmigan]

Did anyone catch CNN Headline News "After Dark" program last night?  This show was the worst kind of uninformed, speculative garbage.  They had a mock jury (twelve African Americans, one white guy) standing around a table with a model of the neighborhood.  It was so badly done I couldn't help laughing at the whole silly production.

If you can find video of last night's show, I highly recommend it.  Bring popcorn.

What a farce!

[jukin]

What is this CNN you speak of?

[GOBUCKS]

Did anyone catch CNN Headline News "After Dark" program last night?  This show was the worst kind of uninformed, speculative garbage.  They had a mock jury (twelve African Americans, one white guy) standing around a table with a model of the neighborhood.  It was so badly done I couldn't help laughing at the whole silly production.

You have to realize there's nothing that would make CNN happier than catastrophic rioting.

Their ratings have been in a death spiral for several years, and the only times they peak up are during extraordinary current events.

Swarms of 0bamaites hauling widescreen TV cartons through broken store windows would be a godsend for CNN.

That dream guides their coverage of the trial.

[67 Rover]

You have to realize there's nothing that would make CNN happier than catastrophic rioting.

Their ratings have been in a death spiral for several years, and the only times they peak up are during extraordinary current events.

Swarms of 0bamaites hauling Heinekens and widescreen TV's through broken store windows would be a godsend for CNN.

That dream guides their coverage of the trial.

Added for authenticity.  Too bad I cannot find the classic photo of Heineken guy in flood waters.

[BlueStateSaint]

What is this CNN you speak of?

The one that just hired Newt Gingrich to host a rebirth of "Crossfire."

[AllosaursRus]

Uh, how can the jury be all women? It states a "jury of your peers". Without a man on that jury just how is it a fair trial?

Let's face it, men are the protectors and the aggressors. Where are his "PEERS"?

[vesta111]

Uh, how can the jury be all women? It states a "jury of your peers". Without a man on that jury just how is it a fair trial?

Let's face it, men are the protectors and the aggressors. Where are his "PEERS"?

I don't know, I was raised to think those of Spanish decent were white fellers. same as the French , the parts of the ME and what have you, the Jews and so on.     The only people I thought were not white were the Africans the Asians and the South Sea  people that lived on islands -----forgot the Australian ABOS.

But so what the people are human, perhaps strange to others but by golly their lives were intact until outsiders came to change it.

A jury of his peers would require rounding up street gangs to be on the jury. 

We forget that a jury of peers means people of like kind.  I would not want to go before a jury of 12 black men and woman, or  a jury of those that hated my faith.

Kind of got me here, who are my peers, interesting question. 

[AllosaursRus]

I don't know, I was raised to think those of Spanish decent were white fellers. same as the French , the parts of the ME and what have you, the Jews and so on.     The only people I thought were not white were the Africans the Asians and the South Sea  people that lived on islands -----forgot the Australian ABOS.

But so what the people are human, perhaps strange to others but by golly their lives were intact until outsiders came to change it.

A jury of his peers would require rounding up street gangs to be on the jury. 

We forget that a jury of peers means people of like kind.  I would not want to go before a jury of 12 black men and woman, or  a jury of those that hated my faith.

Kind of got me here, who are my peers, interesting question. 

Vesta, where the hell are you gettin' the street gang thing? Zimmerman is a man and in Neighborhood Watch. Those are "peers" Not some crip or blood that was Trayvon's peer!

same 'ol Vesta!

[I_B_Perky]

DUmmies don't realize it but they make a good case for taking away womens right to vote and serve on juries....if y'all need me any more today, I'll be hiding from the wymins somewhere up in the hills.

Too late JohhnyReb!!! They done gone and got the tar and feathers and are heading your way.   

[Tucker]

Uh, how can the jury be all women? It states a "jury of your peers". Without a man on that jury just how is it a fair trial?

Let's face it, men are the protectors and the aggressors. Where are his "PEERS"?

I was thinking that the defense ran out of challenges. They got stuck with this panel.

[Texacon]

NightWatcher (20,813 posts)

3. Keep beating her up dumbass, that won't piss off the all women jury

Just another DUmmie thinking we all live in the little subgroups they all ascribe to.

"All women must think the same way."

"All blacks must think the same way."

"All gays must think the same way."

"All (put in any subgroup you please) must think the same way."

Hell, you can even make up your OWN subgroup!  There's so many ways this can be done it's amazing.

KC

[jukin]

Just another DUmmie thinking we all live in the little subgroups they all ascribe to.

"All women must think the same way."

"All blacks must think the same way."

"All gays must think the same way."

"All (put in any subgroup you please) must think the same way."

Hell, you can even make up your OWN subgroup!  There's so many ways this can be done it's amazing.

KC

Other than that they are all about diversity.

[SSG Snuggle Bunny]

Other than that they are all about diversity.

Notice, though, when all women and non-whites think alike it is a virtue but if white/men do it there is only condemnation.

The rules are different.

Equality demands it.

[dandi]

Just one more piece of evidence among 13,895,378 others that DUmbasses operate in an entirely different universe than the rest of humanity.

In their world, the defense attorney, for someone whom they've already determined guilt, is only supposed to stand in front of the jury and state, "My client is not guilty", followed by a big theatrical wink and a laugh, and let "justice" take its course. No picking apart of details, no impeachment of the witnesses credibility, no zealously defending his client, just be a placeholder to comply with procedure.

My take: Zimmerman saw what he judged to be a hoodie-covered punk skulking around suspiciously in his neighborhood and decided to report him to the cops. Because of the recent history of break-ins and the fact that they had all gotten away he decided to "observe and report" on this guy's location so he wouldn't have disappeared by the time the cops arrive. St. Trayvon Of Skittles took umbrage at the sight of some Cracka Mutha****a looking at him suspiciously and thought he'd bow up and get in a quick beatdown of Cracka Mutha****a for "disrespecting" him. Maybe even call his hoodrat back afterwards and brag about it. Only this time, he chose poorly. Cracka Mutha****a had a piece and dispatched St. Trayvon Of Skittles to Arizona Iced Heaven.

Some people just aren't willing to accept a depressed skull fracture and receiving sustenance through a nasogastric tube for the rest of their life. The nerve. It takes all kinds, though, to make up a world, I suppose.

Now, would this not have happened of Zimmerman had not gotten out of his truck? Probably not. It would not have happened if Z had stayed home to watch the game.

It would not have happened if it had been raining harder.

It would not have happened if St. T Of S had continued home.

I would not have happened if Z had forgotten his cell phone.

It would not have happened if St.T Of S had made a right turn instead of a left somewhere.

It would not have happened if a butterfly had flapped its wings in China one more beat.

If...If...If...If

The question is not what hypothetical set of circumstances might have avoided this unfortunate situation, but what was the proximal cause of it. It is not illegal to report suspicious activity to the police. It is not illegal to carry a weapon with the proper permit. It is not illegal to get out of your vehicle in your own neighborhood. It is not illegal to follow someone at a distance in public for a short while to see where they're going. And it is not a legal and reasonable reaction to attempt to beat someone's brains out for performing any of those activities, no matter what your personal opinions of Cracka Mutha****as are.

It's too bad the DUmmies move through their universe shouldering a Michael Moore-sized load of white guilt, especially with that awful jerking knee problem they've had for the last half century, but it's time to wake up and Taste The Rainbow of reality. It's about to be force fed to them.

 

[obumazombie]

You have to realize there's nothing that would make CNN happier than catastrophic rioting.

Their ratings have been in a death spiral for several years, and the only times they peak up are during extraordinary current events.

Swarms of 0bamaites hauling widescreen TV cartons through broken store windows would be a godsend for CNN.

That dream guides their coverage of the trial.

My strategy for outfitting my home theater with free consumer electronics is simple. I hide behind the bushes, and as a looter grabs one of my free consumer electronics items, I offer them a counterfeit EBT card in exchange. It's a no lose proposition. I will remain concealed from the armed business owners though.