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dutch508, happy birthday!
« on: June 21, 2013, 08:08:25 AM »
Happy birthday to you on the other side of the Sandhills of Nebraska, dude!

In case one's not aware, among all his other distinguishments, dutch508's a survivor--one of the very few--of the most devastating earthquake ever to strike Nebraska, the great Merriman shaking-up of April 1964.
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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2013, 08:32:01 AM »
Happy birthday, fellow 1963-er!  Hope it's a great one!  :yahoo:
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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2013, 09:34:56 AM »
Bitchslapped for having a birthday.
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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #3 on: June 21, 2013, 10:02:37 AM »
Happy Birthday Dutch!

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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2013, 10:07:11 AM »
Another 1963-er?  We all just know he's going to bitchslap anybody who wishes him a happy birthday.  So... :whistling:
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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2013, 10:39:53 AM »
Happy Birthday!
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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2013, 11:02:30 AM »
Happy Birthday!  BS or no BS.   :-)
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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2013, 12:07:13 PM »
Quote from: Eupher on June 21, 2013, 09:34:56 AM
Bitchslapped for having a birthday.




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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2013, 12:19:43 PM »
Bump, because we're not getting enough responses to this yet.

dutch508 deserves better.
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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2013, 12:32:40 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 21, 2013, 12:19:43 PM
Bump, because we're not getting enough responses to this yet.

dutch508 deserves better.

I hate birthdays and I've never not cried at my own but I forget people like theirs!  In honor of your birthday Dutch, I'm flashing my boobs to ya -too bad someone told be not to link here...would a description do instead?
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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2013, 12:56:25 PM »
Happy Birthday Dutch!

Many, many more to come
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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2013, 12:58:02 PM »
Hi-5 for your birthday!

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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #12 on: June 21, 2013, 12:59:09 PM »
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday Dear Dutch,
Happy Birthday to you,

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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #13 on: June 21, 2013, 01:51:28 PM »
Happy bidet
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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #14 on: June 21, 2013, 02:09:11 PM »
Quote from: here on June 21, 2013, 12:32:40 PM
I hate birthdays and I've never not cried at my own but I forget people like theirs!  In honor of your birthday Dutch, I'm flashing my boobs to ya -too bad someone told be not to link here...would a description do instead?

You are a girl?   ::)

Thanks, everyone. I had forgotten what today was.
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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #15 on: June 21, 2013, 02:57:38 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on June 21, 2013, 02:09:11 PM
You are a girl?   ::)

Thanks, everyone. I had forgotten what today was.

Sorry to disappoint you but I'm sure someone can volunteer to flash a moob for you  :wink:
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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #16 on: June 21, 2013, 03:00:27 PM »
Quote from: here on June 21, 2013, 12:32:40 PM
I hate birthdays and I've never not cried at my own but I forget people like theirs!  In honor of your birthday Dutch, I'm flashing my boobs to ya -too bad someone told be not to link here...would a description do instead?

Why did you cry? Seriously.

Thank you for this.

of course... you get a bitchslap for making me feel all sensitive...

 :-*
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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #17 on: June 21, 2013, 03:01:05 PM »
Quote from: here on June 21, 2013, 02:57:38 PM
Sorry to disappoint you but I'm sure someone can volunteer to flash a moob for you  :wink:

Already done. My job has perks.
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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #18 on: June 21, 2013, 03:30:03 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on June 21, 2013, 03:00:27 PM
Why did you cry? Seriously.

Thank you for this.

of course... you get a bitchslap for making me feel all sensitive...

 :-*

I've never like the attention, nor eating cake as a kid.  Now, I just ignore the day but I do love frozen cake eaten as a late night snack every so often
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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #19 on: June 21, 2013, 03:37:52 PM »
Quote from: here on June 21, 2013, 03:30:03 PM
I've never like the attention, nor eating cake as a kid.  Now, I just ignore the day but I do love frozen cake eaten as a late night snack every so often


Peach cobbler would never treat you wrong...
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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #20 on: June 21, 2013, 03:53:18 PM »
Happy Birthday to my second-favorite Nebraskan! :tongue: (Third, if Celtic Rose is in the mix! :tongue: )

And, may God grant you many, many more!
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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #21 on: June 21, 2013, 03:56:54 PM »
Quote from: dutch508 on June 21, 2013, 03:37:52 PM

Peach cobbler would never treat you wrong...

You're not mad at me, are you?

How come you never talk about what you saw and heard and felt during the Merriman Earthquake of 1964?

In all the years I've known you, sir, you've never talked about what had to be one of the most significant events in your life.

But if it's too traumatic to talk about, never mind.
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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #22 on: June 21, 2013, 04:01:38 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 21, 2013, 03:56:54 PM
You're not mad at me, are you?

How come you never talk about what you saw and heard and felt during the Merriman Earthquake of 1964?

In all the years I've known you, sir, you've never talked about what had to be one of the most significant events in your life.

But if it's too traumatic to talk about, never mind.

I imagine that because of ptsd I have blacked the entire episode out of my memory...
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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #23 on: June 21, 2013, 04:01:53 PM »
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Historic Earthquakes

Near Merriman, Nebraska
1964 March 28 10:08:46 UTC
Magnitude 5.1
Intensity VII

Largest Earthquake in Nebraska

Many cracks formed in the roadway south of Merriman, and steep slopes slumped into the Niobrara River. Merchandise in stores was broken, dishes were broken, and stucco under windows cracked. At Alliance, about 135 kilometers southwest of Merriman, part of a chimney cap fell on a house; at Rushville, about 35 kilometers southwest of Merriman, plaster fell and a wall cracked. Also felt in Montana, South Dakota, and Wyoming.

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Milo Yiannopoulos "It has been obvious since 2016 that Trump carries an anointing of some kind. My American friends, are you so blind to reason, and deaf to Heaven? Can he do all this, and cannot get a crown? This man is your King. Coronate him, and watch every devil shriek, and every demon howl."

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Re: dutch508, happy birthday!
« Reply #24 on: June 21, 2013, 04:03:32 PM »
Quote from: franksolich on June 21, 2013, 03:56:54 PM
You're not mad at me, are you?

How come you never talk about what you saw and heard and felt during the Merriman Earthquake of 1964?

In all the years I've known you, sir, you've never talked about what had to be one of the most significant events in your life.

But if it's too traumatic to talk about, never mind.

It's obvious the man didn't get to eat peach cobbler that day 
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