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BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« on: June 19, 2013, 12:06:17 PM »
Doesn't get quite the reaction he wanted

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Wed Jun 19, 2013, 10:45 AM

Star Member DainBramaged (38,143 posts)

Back in 2009 Oreo cookies were 22oz for $2.99 most places
 
Then the package disappeared and was replaced by the 15.25 oz. size at the same price at most discount stores.


Now the package is 19oz now called 'Family size'. $4.49 at Target.



The consumer is ****ed again. Packaging magic brought to you by the scum in corporate marketing.


Don't get me started on what they did to Chips Ahoy....

You bought a product made with high fructose corn syrup, one of the DUmpster's pet bogeymen? For shame!

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Wed Jun 19, 2013, 10:47 AM

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1. Simple solution is to not eat that crap n/t


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Wed Jun 19, 2013, 11:05 AM

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15. And you were named crap judge when?

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Wed Jun 19, 2013, 11:31 AM

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22. Here's a list of Oreo ingredients:
 
SUGAR
UNBLEACHED ENRICHED FLOUR (WHEAT FLOUR, NIACIN, REDUCED IRON, THIAMINE MONONITRATE {VITAMIN B1}, RIBOFLAVIN {VITAMIN B2}, FOLIC ACID)
HIGH OLEIC CANOLA AND/OR PALM AND/OR CANOLA OIL
COCOA (PROCESSED WITH ALKALI)
HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP
LEAVENING (BAKING SODA AND/OR CALCIUM PHOSPHATE)
CORNSTARCH
SALT
SOY LECITHIN
VANILLIN--AN ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR
CHOCOLATE


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Wed Jun 19, 2013, 11:40 AM

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30. You still don't get it do you?

Go preach to someone else. As a person who occasionally likes a 3Musketeers or Oreo, don't try to push your brand of purity on me or anyone else.

Meh x 3

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Wed Jun 19, 2013, 12:04 PM

taught_me_patience (3,871 posts)

49. If you only eat it occasionally, then why complain about an extra $1.50?


Meanwhile, I've been tracking the price of broccoli for the last six years. In 2006, broccoli crowns were $1.50 - $1.80/lb. They are still exactly in the same price range seven years later.
 

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Wed Jun 19, 2013, 10:51 AM

Star Member closeupready (19,704 posts)

5. Americans are obese because, in part, overconsumption of
 
stuff like that.

I'm fine if they want to raise the price to $10.99.

Maybe have an apple instead.


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Wed Jun 19, 2013, 11:00 AM

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12. It has EVERYTHING to do with occasionally enjoying a treat, not your self-righteous indignation


over America's weight problem.

How pure are thou.......


Meh.

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Wed Jun 19, 2013, 11:05 AM

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17. You have to look for sales.
 
Our local Target had Oreos on sale a few weeks ago for 19oz for $1.99 so if you shop around you can definitely find deals.

The problem is that everywhere has sales on different stuff and MOST people don't look for sales and pay attention to what they're paying for which items and plan ahead, so most people pay the normal price for stuff, subsidizing it for the rest of us who DO do our homework on this stuff.


Well comparision shopping is a lot like work and it's just not fair you paid a lower price for your cookies. So Obama needs to start another government program to make sure cookie prices are fair.

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Wed Jun 19, 2013, 11:22 AM

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18. Don't eat corporate processed foods
Make ur own healthy cookies from natural ingredients

Too much like work! Much easier to whine on the internet!

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Wed Jun 19, 2013, 11:34 AM

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24. They've been doing this for years to other products.

A gallon of bleach reduced to 3 quarts. 1/2 gallon of ice cream is now 1.5 quarts. A 5 pound bag of sugar is now 4 pounds. Cans of soup reduced to 10 3/4 oz, when they used to contain 14. (May not be the right number exactly, but I have recipes from several years ago that would call for one can of soup at about that measurement.) They think we don't notice, but we do. Everything is being slowly reduced in weight and size but the price remains the same or goes up.

And that's the larger point I wish the OP had made, because the discussion is devolving into what's bad to eat. Yes, we know we shouldn't eat it, but we're being shafted and not just because some of us have the bad habit of consuming processed foods. We're paying MORE for LESS.
 

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Wed Jun 19, 2013, 12:03 PM

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48. "Yes, we know we shouldn't eat it, but we're being shafted "

Something the purity squad fails to acknowledge.......


Thank you


That was my point yet I am amazed how so many 'smart' people don't get it here.


Lol! If you don't agree with DB, you're not 'smart'. Ole DB is pretty dumb if he couldn't predict his OP would get exactly the reaction it did.



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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2013, 12:08:35 PM »
This was one of my favorite replies:

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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2013, 12:57:06 PM »
"The cost of energy must necessarily rise", Obonga the candidate.......you DUmmies voted him into office and it takes energy to make things so quit your bitch'n.

....and there's shortage of OREOS.....Moochelle is eating them as fast as they can make them.
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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2013, 01:02:18 PM »
 :rotf: :rofl: :lmao:

DainBramaged edited the post.

Here's how it reads now:

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The purity squad wins, if you don't eat like them you suck [View all]


 
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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2013, 01:27:18 PM »
How come you never see conservatives trying to dictate what people can and cannot eat?
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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2013, 01:31:16 PM »
I know something happened in early 2009, what was it? 
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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2013, 01:35:45 PM »
I know something happened in early 2009, what was it? 

They put an Oreo in the White House.
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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2013, 01:36:18 PM »
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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2013, 01:57:51 PM »
Oreos & Chips Ahoy are almost always on sale at WalMart- 2@$2.50.
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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2013, 02:05:21 PM »
They put an Oreo in the White House.
when I saw the title of this thread, I thought the DUmmy was bitching about black people acting white.
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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2013, 02:49:58 PM »
He hasn't been having a very good time at the DUmp lately.  Still, he shows up every day. 

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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2013, 03:19:52 PM »
Isn't the slogan for women "My body, my choice"?

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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2013, 03:56:39 PM »
No one agreed with him, so he self deleted - a page from the Dorkangel playbook.
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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2013, 04:10:28 PM »
Now, now, dummie... your hero's wifey said we have an obesity problem in America. This is just the way they are going about curing it.
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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2013, 04:32:39 PM »
Oreo, Unlock the Magic.

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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2013, 04:37:18 PM »
They put an Oreo in the White House.

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2013, 06:14:34 PM »
Oreos are freaking delicious.  I think I'll buy a jumbo pack at Sam's Club this weekend.
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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #17 on: June 19, 2013, 06:21:41 PM »
I love Oreos -

I had a big package sent to me while living in the UK in 1989, since they were nigh impossible to find then.

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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #18 on: June 19, 2013, 07:17:19 PM »
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78. You didn't like the response, so you edited your OP and turned

it into a Meta thread, whining about DU? Nice work...

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94. It's none of your business pal

you only show up with personal attacks and shit for constructive comments. DB is a poopyhead.


I'll delete it now so you have noting but air to reply to. Attaboy DUmbass.  :rotf:
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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #19 on: June 19, 2013, 07:24:15 PM »
What a ****ing whiner.
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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #20 on: June 19, 2013, 08:03:24 PM »
What a ****ing whiner.


To put it mildly.

In case anyone's forgotten, the brain-damaged primitive's in the past admitted he was so miserable he wanted to die.

One wonders why he's taking so long.
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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #21 on: June 19, 2013, 08:16:04 PM »
It's on sale for $2.99 at the A&P. :-)
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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #22 on: June 19, 2013, 08:54:34 PM »
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Back in 2009 Oreo cookies were 22oz for $2.99 most places
 
Then the package disappeared and was replaced by the 15.25 oz. size at the same price at most discount stores.


Now the package is 19oz now called 'Family size'. $4.49 at Target.



The consumer is ****ed again. Packaging magic brought to you by the scum in corporate marketing.


Don't get me started on what they did to Chips Ahoy....

Liberal policies always have consequences. In this case, more expensive cookies. That's life in the liberal city. Country. Whatever.
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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #23 on: June 20, 2013, 04:23:28 AM »
What a ****ing whiner.


All together now, for the brain damaged primitive . . .

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Re: BrainDamaged whines about oreos
« Reply #24 on: June 20, 2013, 07:28:37 AM »
He could be whining about something else like all the stuff the Obama does wrong, but you know out of sight out of mind.