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Offline Chris_

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Happy Birthday Ralph Wiggum
« on: June 16, 2013, 10:13:00 PM »
Happy birthday! :yahoo:

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Re: Happy Birthday Ralph Wiggum
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2013, 10:17:17 PM »
*Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you ,
Happy Birthday dear Ralph Wiggum,
Happy Birthday to you

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Re: Happy Birthday Ralph Wiggum
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2013, 10:45:55 PM »
Happy Birthday, Mr. Wiggum!!

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Re: Happy Birthday Ralph Wiggum
« Reply #3 on: June 17, 2013, 12:03:18 AM »
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Re: Happy Birthday Ralph Wiggum
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2013, 12:06:10 AM »
Thank you my dear friends! :cheersmate:
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Re: Happy Birthday Ralph Wiggum
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2013, 12:09:03 AM »
Happy birthday!!  :)
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Re: Happy Birthday Ralph Wiggum
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2013, 12:55:07 AM »
Happy birthday Ralph!

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Re: Happy Birthday Ralph Wiggum
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2013, 01:12:16 AM »
Now you may understand why I post no personal data.

I don't know about you, but I *hate* birthdays. 

I have been able to let the last 10 or so go quietly, with none of my colleagues knowing and with zero celebrations with Mrs. FD.

I hope to have 40 or 50 more in the same vein.

And, I wish you 40 or 50 more as well.  Quietly.
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Re: Happy Birthday Ralph Wiggum
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2013, 03:53:57 AM »
I hope you had a great birthday and a very healthy year!

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Re: Happy Birthday Ralph Wiggum
« Reply #9 on: June 17, 2013, 07:22:28 AM »
Yes, Happy Birthday, and many, many more! :bday:
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Re: Happy Birthday Ralph Wiggum
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2013, 08:20:00 AM »
Hope it was a very happy one!!  :yahoo:
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Re: Happy Birthday Ralph Wiggum
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2013, 08:32:25 AM »
I don't know about you, but I *hate* birthdays. 
I hear that happens at your age. :old:

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Re: Happy Birthday Ralph Wiggum
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2013, 08:50:30 AM »
Happy belated, Ralph!
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Re: Happy Birthday Ralph Wiggum
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2013, 12:39:39 PM »
Happy belated Birthday, Ralph!  Hope you had a good day!

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Re: Re: Happy Birthday Ralph Wiggum
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2013, 01:01:21 PM »
Thank you my fine feathered friends! And it is not belated...yet. Still 11 hours to celebrate.
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Re: Happy Birthday Ralph Wiggum
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2013, 02:11:35 PM »
Ralphie! Happy Birthday! You'll put yer eye out!   :-)
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