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locust primitive hears pet peeves of other primitives
« on: June 15, 2013, 07:11:29 PM »
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Locut0s (2,392 posts)   Sat Jun 15, 2013, 06:34 PM

Pet peeves, let's hear them...

Last night I went to see Man of Steel, might post a review of it later. Anyway we were barely in time to the theatre and had to sit close to the front but I was just glad we got in. We sat down while the trailers were playing and immediately I noticed that the row behind me was filled with yappy teens. So long as it's just during the trailers I'll leave it be, I said to myself. But no, as soon as the movie started I hear them yapping away. The film starts with a scene of a women giving birth, in pain. And I hear some guy snicker "really they have one of those scenes" with some other guys next to him laugh. So completely out of character, I turn around and say in a pissed off tone "if you guys don't shut up I'm going to go and get you kicked out of the theatre". That shut them up for most of the rest of the film. It's not like me to say that kind of thing but talking in a theatre is one of my pet peeves.
 
Would you have said something similar?

I surprised myself at saying this, felt a bit guilty almost. Think I was too harsh?
 
What are your pet peeves.

Yeah, yeah, I'm sure the locust primitive said that, to a couple of burly snickering guys behind him.

Sure, sure.

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Lady Freedom Returns (4,984 posts)    Sat Jun 15, 2013, 06:37 PM

1. That line that dumb-dumbs like to yell out of car windows.

"Get A Job"!
 
I can't stand to hear it.

It was yelled at me so many times...
 
Now when I hear it, I just can't stand it!

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Locut0s (2,392 posts)    Sat Jun 15, 2013, 06:41 PM

2. You mean yelled at pan handlers and street people?...

Yes I can't stand that either. I want to punch those shit heads in the face.

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Lady Freedom Returns (4,984 posts)    Sat Jun 15, 2013, 06:53 PM

7. I got to hear it a lot.

When I was on the streets, not a day went by without at least 1 person saying it.
 
Some days I heard it 4 to 5 times.

Now, when I hear it being yelled at someone, my blood boils.

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NV Whino (14,363 posts)    Sat Jun 15, 2013, 06:49 PM

4. The idiots going 30 mph who automatically drift to the left hand passing lane.

Really guys, that lane is to be used to pass slow pokes like you.

Talking in the theatre, too.

Skippy from New York City, who actually lives out in San Francisco:

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NYC_SKP (49,433 posts)   Sat Jun 15, 2013, 06:49 PM

6. Shit heads with their ****ing crap.

People who drive with foglights on all the time.

And head-****ers.

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Tuesday Afternoon (44,735 posts)    Sat Jun 15, 2013, 06:55 PM

8. people who don't know the meaning of YIELD or MERGE for that matter

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RILib (681 posts)    Sat Jun 15, 2013, 07:00 PM

9. movie theaters

good luck getting them thrown out. I was threatened a few years ago when I didn't want to give up my seat to latecomers. There were no ushers. I never went back to that movie theater and I'm happy to report they went out of business not long afterward.
 
pet peeve: televisions in doctors' waiting rooms and other public places, always with idiots like Kathy Lee on them.

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Wounded Bear (2,981 posts)    Sat Jun 15, 2013, 07:06 PM

10. Too many headlights....

Really, people? Does your ****ing penismobile, er......truck really need to look like the spaceship from Close Encounters?

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Re: locust primitive hears pet peeves of other primitives
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2013, 07:51:38 PM »
Don't remember anybody ever yelling "get a job" at me.  I suppose that's because of personal grooming and such.

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Re: locust primitive hears pet peeves of other primitives
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2013, 10:10:06 PM »
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"Get A Job"!
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Re: locust primitive hears pet peeves of other primitives
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2013, 10:38:30 PM »
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Locut0s (2,392 posts)   Sat Jun 15, 2013, 06:34 PM

Pet peeves, let's hear them...

Last night I went to see Man of Steel, might post a review of it later. Anyway we were barely in time to the theatre and had to sit close to the front but I was just glad we got in. We sat down while the trailers were playing and immediately I noticed that the row behind me was filled with yappy teens. So long as it's just during the trailers I'll leave it be, I said to myself. But no, as soon as the movie started I hear them yapping away. The film starts with a scene of a women giving birth, in pain. And I hear some guy snicker "really they have one of those scenes" with some other guys next to him laugh. So completely out of character, I turn around and say in a pissed off tone "if you guys don't shut up I'm going to go and get you kicked out of the theatre". That shut them up for most of the rest of the film. It's not like me to say that kind of thing but talking in a theatre is one of my pet peeves.
 
Would you have said something similar?

I surprised myself at saying this, felt a bit guilty almost. Think I was too harsh?
 
What are your pet peeves.

This DUmmie couldn't really think up a bouncy, but it really wanted to show the other DUmmies that it was sophisticated by spelling 'theater' as 'theatre'. It probably had Grey Poupon on its air-popped, organically grown maize while it was at the theatre.
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Re: locust primitive hears pet peeves of other primitives
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2013, 10:52:08 PM »
My pet peeve is liberals.
I may not lock my doors while sitting at a red light and a black man is near, but I sure as hell grab on tight to my wallet when any democrats are close by.

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Re: locust primitive hears pet peeves of other primitives
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2013, 11:55:13 PM »
So now wait just a minute.

This locust DUmmy had a cyst as big as a cantaloupe cut out of his ass yesterday, then last night went and sat through a two-and-a-half-hour movie?

I thought the DUmp Terms Of Service required absolute honesty.
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Re: locust primitive hears pet peeves of other primitives
« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2013, 12:05:32 AM »
So now wait just a minute.

This locust DUmmy had a cycst as big as a cantaloupe cut out of his ass yesterday, then last night went and sat through a two-and-a-half-hour movie?

I thought the DUmp Terms Of Service required absolute honesty.

Good catch. 

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Re: locust primitive hears pet peeves of other primitives
« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2013, 03:45:41 AM »
One of franksolich’s pet peeves happened last night, Saturday night into Sunday morning.

There’d been a party here, fourteen other people, seven of one and seven of the other.  I don’t drink, and being deaf, I’m not fond of partying, but this place way out here is a great place to party, and as other people do me favors, I don’t mind allowing them to party here.

But it lasted s-o-o-o-o long that I finally went to bed right after midnight, when there were still seven out on the back porch, three guys and four chicks.  I knew the guys and two of the women, and figured they’d be the last ones to leave.

About 2:00 a.m., I had to get up and empty the bladder.  Since the house and back porch were now dark, I figured everybody’s gone, and after a quick trip to the bathroom, I decided to step out on the back porch to see if any mess had been left, for me to clean up in the morning, and to have a cigarette.

There was no mess; these people are always very good about cleaning up after themselves.

So I stood out there in the darkness, smoking and looking towards the river (no campers this weekend).  It was a warm night; overcast, but temperatures in the mid-60s and very humid, making it seem hotter than that.

Suddenly the light on the back porch flicked on.

Oh damn, I thought.

It’s stupid to try to run and hide, because what’s been seen can’t be unseen.  One just silently goes, “Oh, fu---,” and nonchalantly continues on as if nothing’s out of the ordinary.

Fortunately I’m no Fat Che, with a big belly sticking out and sagging down as if an apron, or no LynneSin primitive, with more water inside of me than’s in Chesapeake Bay.  My avatar’s me, so one can see I’m just average, not grotesque.

So while I may startle in my night-time non-attire, having no bloat or sagging, I don’t disgust (at least that’s what I’ve been assured).  And no ancient person, respectable woman, or child has ever seen me this way, because those sorts of people are in bed at home, not running around in the middle of the night.

It was the two chicks I didn’t know, standing at the door from the kitchen to the back porch.  I’d thought them coarser than the normal run of womanhood in this area, and felt relieved they probably weren’t seeing anything they hadn’t already seen hundreds of times before.

But still, seeing me as I was, they might think I had intentions I most certainly didn’t have.

They’d left, but then came back because one of them had left her purse here.

It takes nerves of steel to deal with a stranger, in this case two of them, when one‘s utterly exposed.  Aplomb and nonchalance also helps.  Too, eye-contact that’s so strong, so intense, that sometimes I can even get away without the stranger realizing I’ve got no clothes on.

I needn’t have worried; both of them were sordidly drunk, and after finding the missing purse, while they saw me standing there and thanked me, they left never having noticed at all.
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Re: locust primitive hears pet peeves of other primitives
« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2013, 05:22:59 AM »
So now wait just a minute.

This locust DUmmy had a cycst as big as a cantaloupe cut out of his ass yesterday, then last night went and sat through a two-and-a-half-hour movie?

I thought the DUmp Terms Of Service required absolute honesty.

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Re: locust primitive hears pet peeves of other primitives
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2013, 07:42:25 AM »
A caller to a local radio show said the movie was awesome, and he said it hasn't been getting the best reviews, he concluded the reviews are because of the movie being patriotic with religious overtones hence the liberal critics not liking the movie.
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Re: locust primitive hears pet peeves of other primitives
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2013, 10:10:06 AM »
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Lady Freedom Returns (4,984 posts)    Sat Jun 15, 2013, 06:37 PM

1. That line that dumb-dumbs like to yell out of car windows.

"Get A Job"!
 
I can't stand to hear it.

It was yelled at me so many times...

This probably happened right before the get-a-job primitive decided it was going to walk from Springfield, MO to Washington state.  So I'm guessing this happened in Springfield.

What I can't figure out is that the get-a-job primitive was crowing to the other primitives how blue and progressive Springfield was at the time.  I wonder how she reconciles the two apparently conflicting statements.   




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Re: locust primitive hears pet peeves of other primitives
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2013, 11:12:37 AM »
This probably happened right before the get-a-job primitive decided it was going to walk from Springfield, MO to Washington state.  So I'm guessing this happened in Springfield.

What I can't figure out is that the get-a-job primitive was crowing to the other primitives how blue and progressive Springfield was at the time.  I wonder how she reconciles the two apparently conflicting statements.   





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Apply that, and things fall into place.
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Re: locust primitive hears pet peeves of other primitives
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2013, 04:10:10 PM »
I went back to this campfire to see if the primitives had added anything new; their pet peeves seem rather boring, they mentioning only driving nuisances, which I'm omitting here.

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MrScorpio (55,696 posts)    Sat Jun 15, 2013, 09:13 PM

12. People who eat crunchy things next to my ears

I hate that shit

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Tom Kitten (5,826 posts)    Sat Jun 15, 2013, 09:28 PM

19. Patronizing and/or condescending people who think they know it all but are actually incompetent

case in point, without going into detail, my former newly assigned agents at my former car insurance agency, State Farm...

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Chan790 (14,059 posts)    un Jun 16, 2013, 12:24 AM

33. People who fail to reciprocate.

That thing {redacted name of person} enjoyed, isn't much fun for me and now my jaw aches...but return the favor?
 
"I don't do that." she says.

"I hope we can do this again soon." she says later.

"hmmm" I say as I'm walking away and deleting her from my phone.

<<<waiting for the subway cat to reciprocate for all the dollars I've been taxed to support her indolent being.

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sakabatou (29,238 posts)   Sun Jun 16, 2013, 03:59 AM

37. If you're an adult, for ****'s sake, chew with your mouth closed!

^^^hear, hear.

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LeftofObama (2,589 posts)   Sun Jun 16, 2013, 07:05 AM

40. People who talk on the phone in public.

With the exception of emergencies, I can't think of anything that I need to say to someone that is so important that it can't wait until I get to a private place.

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MadrasT (5,785 posts)    Sun Jun 16, 2013, 08:18 AM

41. Music being played, everywhere you go.

In stores.

In restaurants.

Everywhere.

I do not need or want to hear music every last place I go. When I want to listen to music, I like to choose it, not have someone else's choice forced into MY EARS. I consider it to be a form of assault.
 
And my current biggest object of hate... the ****ing TV screens on top of the gas pumps at the Sunoco.
 
Jesus I just want the world to SHUT THE **** UP already. What is wrong with a little peace and quiet?

^^^imagines that's a problem, but has no experience with it.

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rrneck (13,938 posts)    Sun Jun 16, 2013, 12:12 PM

45. Stickers on produce.

Especially if the sticker proudly proclaims "organic". Somehow the application of a sticker to organic produce that requires a quart of Goof Off to remove doesn't seem all that organic to me.
 
And this is the wrong place to advertise. Do they really think I'm going to notice what some frigging sticker the size of my thumbnail says (unless I'm trying to remove it with like a tenacious booger, which makes the advertising counter productive), much less take the time to drive across town to patronize the supplier of the produce when it is indistinguishable from any other produce. Hey, it's a frigging apple. Any grower that uses that kind of advertising is just another blood sucking, worker abusing, landscape defiling corporation anyway.

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PassingFair (20,469 posts)    Sun Jun 16, 2013, 12:41 PM

47. Women who "hover"...

Nothing "pisses me off" more than a woman who hovers over a toilet seat and sprays urine.
 
Do you think you're going to get some kind of BUTT GERM?

Stop it!

^^^hmmmm; haven't ever thought of that phenomenon, probably because never've seen it.

It must be a femme primitive ritual.

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Brigid (10,717 posts)    Sun Jun 16, 2013, 01:47 PM

49. People who call me "baby girl."

I am 55 years old. Both of my parents are gone. I'm nobody's "baby girl!"

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a la izquierda (7,633 posts)    Sun Jun 16, 2013, 02:26 PM

50. Buttholes who let their dogs run off leash everywhere!

Gah! My dog is a little skittish and does not love all other dogs.

Also, when my students dick around on their phones in class. You are not that important. Stay off the ******* phone for 50 minutes!

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fizzgig (17,746 posts)    Sun Jun 16, 2013, 03:36 PM

51. smokers who toss their butts on the ground or out the car window

i smoke but try to be considerate about it. if there's no ashtray, i field strip the butt and stick in my back pocket until i can throw it away.
 
i know a lot of newer cars don't even have ashtrays, but keep a can in the car for the love of the gods.

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LWolf (36,259 posts)    Sun Jun 16, 2013, 04:22 PM

57. Poor written communication.
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Re: locust primitive hears pet peeves of other primitives
« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2013, 04:15:29 PM »
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LWolf (36,259 posts)    Sun Jun 16, 2013, 04:22 PM

57. Poor written communication.

Shouldn't that be poorLY written communication?
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Re: locust primitive hears pet peeves of other primitives
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2013, 08:15:21 PM »
Shouldn't that be poorLY written communication?

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Re: locust primitive hears pet peeves of other primitives
« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2013, 08:18:17 PM »
H5!

You know, right now is happening one of franksolich's pet peeves, a pet peeve in real life and on the internet both, and in this case it's here in the DUmpster, on conservativecave.

People who know the answer to a question, but refuse to answer it.

That really pisses me off.

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« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2013, 08:47:20 PM »
You know, right now is happening one of franksolich's pet peeves, a pet peeve in real life and on the internet both, and in this case it's here in the DUmpster, on conservativecave.

People who know the answer to a question, but refuse to answer it.

That really pisses me off.

<<am not the brightest bulb in the room, and don't know everything, so always has questions.

I thought I responded to you "Maybe none of us knows the answer  :???:"    But that response seems to be lost in the unknown innertubes.

But, on second thought, I guess it'd be pretty hard to do it yourself on your own rear, and too embarrassing to ask a friend to help, so off to the doctor sounds reasonable to me.
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Re: locust primitive hears pet peeves of other primitives
« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2013, 09:43:26 PM »
You know, right now is happening one of franksolich's pet peeves, a pet peeve in real life and on the internet both, and in this case it's here in the DUmpster, on conservativecave.

People who know the answer to a question, but refuse to answer it.

That really pisses me off.

<<am not the brightest bulb in the room, and don't know everything, so always has questions.

I think it's wise to tread softly right now.

The last time coach got this perturbed, a fat, redheaded sodomite ended up on the wrong side of the sod.

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Re: locust primitive hears pet peeves of other primitives
« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2013, 10:25:55 PM »
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Chan790 (14,059 posts)    un Jun 16, 2013, 12:24 AM

33. People who fail to reciprocate.

That thing {redacted name of person} enjoyed, isn't much fun for me and now my jaw aches...but return the favor?
 
"I don't do that." she says.

"I hope we can do this again soon." she says later.

"hmmm" I say as I'm walking away and deleting her from my phone.

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He/she should do what Will Pitt used to do before he got married: pay a homeless guy $5 to give him a bum licking.
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Re: locust primitive hears pet peeves of other primitives
« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2013, 10:33:05 PM »
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Tom Kitten (5,826 posts)    Sat Jun 15, 2013, 09:28 PM

19. Patronizing and/or condescending people who think they know it all but are actually incompetent

I guess this DUmbass has Nadin, The Parrot Lady of San Diego, on his list of pet peeves.
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Re: locust primitive hears pet peeves of other primitives
« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2013, 10:39:48 PM »
Channumbers is a reluctant cunning linguist, but has not been feeling the love in return.

He/she should do what Will Pitt used to do before he got married: pay a homeless guy $5 to give him a bum licking.
How many times did homeless guy have to hear get a job prior to Will Pitt ?
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Re: locust primitive hears pet peeves of other primitives
« Reply #21 on: June 17, 2013, 07:50:34 AM »
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Lady Freedom Returns (4,984 posts)    Sat Jun 15, 2013, 06:37 PM

1. That line that dumb-dumbs like to yell out of car windows.

"Get A Job"!
 
I can't stand to hear it.

It was yelled at me so many times...
 
Now when I hear it, I just can't stand it!

Think we know her choice of profession now.
NAMBLA is a left-wing organization.

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There's a reason why patriotism is considered a conservative value. Watch a Tea Party rally and you'll see people proudly raising the American flag and showing pride in U.S. heroes such as Thomas Jefferson. Watch an OWS rally and you'll see people burning the American flag while showing pride in communist heroes such as Che Guevera. --Bob, from some news site